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July 23rd, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Magic X-Ray Nudity-Revealing Lens

All men of a certain age remember reading the advertisement in the back of the comic books for the Magic X-Ray Specs, with that tempting line drawing promising that you, too, could see through women’s clothing. Figuring out (with or without actually sending off your two bucks plus postage and handling) that the magic spectacles were a complete scam was one of the mileposts of growing up for my generation. But as this anime artwork by Typo reveals, the dream still lives:

xray spy glass reveals all!

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July 22nd, 2019 -- by Bacchus

His Terrible Femdom Hookup

bad femdom public crawling

Bill Ward was a prolific fetish artist and illustrator whose work provided striking covers and interior illustrations for a whole bunch of stroke books back in the day. I wouldn’t say he was a good artist precisely; for one thing, his people have odd proportions, and he tended to draw women that look just like his men, only with implausible tits superglued to their fronts.

bad femdom paddling

It’s also my impression that Ward didn’t really understand many of the fetish topics he illustrated on any kind of emotional level. Too often, for example, his BDSM people don’t seem to be having any fun. Not to put too fine a point on it: his tops look angry and his bottoms look miserable. When I see art like that, my first thought is “These people are bad at bdsm dating — they need to do a better job of finding compatible playmates!”

bad femdom caning

This current set of illustrations illustrates the problem perfectly. (They are from the 1973 title A Woman To Be Feared by John G. Yard; it’s an Eros Goldstripe “Bizarre Books” publication.) From the very start, the domme looks nothing but angry, and her sub is in tears. Now, I’m not saying there might not be some tears in a perfectly happy and healthy F/m kinky relationship, especially when there’s a huge paddle and/or a vicious-looking cane in play. Sometimes that’s how people roll with their kinks. But does this man ever have a look on his face that suggests he wants to be present in the scene?

bad femdom shoe licking and foot worship

Don’t get me wrong, Ward had his moments of erotic brilliance. I wouldn’t have at least fifteen posts of his work in the ErosBlog post database if I didn’t like some of his stuff. But he was such a prolific artist, it’s impossible not to suspect that he often worked to order, without much concern for the content. “We need a dozen illustrations for our latest dominatrix book, the title is “A Woman To Be Feared,” no you don’t need to read it, it’s the same old shit for wimpy perverts, just give us the usual package.” It often seems to me that if he wasn’t inspired, or if the fetish topic in his work order didn’t have personal meaning for him, he may have just kinda winged it. In the most extreme cases, I expect this lack of engagement may have extended back up the chain of production to the stroke book authors and publishers, churning out cheap porn on fetish topics without having any more notion than Ward what the fetishes were about on an emotional or practical level. How else to explain an illustration like this next one, featuring our unhappy submissive having tap water forced into his mouth?

bad femdom water torture

To be fair, their imprint was called “Bizarre Books”, and kitchen sink water torture is undeniably bizarre. I’m not sure what else it has going for it. Likewise this scene, where our beleaguered boy is getting kicked in the ass with a sharp stiletto heel while his mistress simultaneously slams a door on his head. What the actual fuck?

bad femdom departure

I’m not the kink police, and to be fair this was the 1970s. But I say “no.” The only rational conclusion is that this was bad femdom, written and illustrated by people who did not understand the kink and did not care that they didn’t.

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July 20th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Naked Snowball Fight

It’s the hottest day of the year where I am, although tomorrow is forecast to be hotter still. I hope not; my air conditioning is already struggling. I could really go for a naked snowball fight right about now!

naked lady about to throw a snowball

From a 1940s Swedish nudist magazine called Solvännen.

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July 18th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

The Rubber Swim Cap Nudist

This bathing-beauty nudist photo dates to the 1950s, which were also the glory days of the famous white latex swimming caps so beloved among rubber fetishists of a certain age:

smiling nudist in a swimming pool shows off her white rubber swim cap

Photo is from the Fall 1957 issue of Sunbathing Review.

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July 16th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

The Warmest Of Birthday Greetings

Now this is certainly a unique way to wish your fellow a happy birthday. And pretty kinky too! I mean, surely all that fresh hot wax from the dripping candles on her bare tits has to sting?

nude woman greets her man with a happy birthday and seven burning candles propped on her magnificent breasts

Cartoon is unsigned, from the pages of the July 1973 Popular Cartoons magazine.

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July 14th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Lesbian Tit Worship

The trouble with “lesbian” porn (especially the older stuff like this image from a magazine called Sappho that was published during the Carter administration) is that it often seems staged for the male gaze by a hetero dude who has more insight into dudely fantasies of lesbianism than he does about actual porn by, for, or about lesbians. I can’t swear that’s what’s happening in this photo, but there are a number of signifiers — including two very prominent ones — that make me suspect it:

putative lesbian tit worship -- a subservient blonde kisses and sucks the enormous breasts of her lesbian lover

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July 11th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Swimming With A Friendly Octopus

Her people wondered why she went swimming so often, but they never imagined she had made a new friend under the sea:

tentacle sex with a friendly octopus

Art is by Typo.

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