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March 4th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Athletic Sex With A Double Amputee

This looks like it could maybe be a fun position, for as long as her arms don’t tire:

double amputee sex drawing

I could not come up with a provenance for the artwork, which may relate to my strong suspicion that it’s been tinkered into its present appearance by an amputee fetishist, maybe starting with a panel from a bondage comic. I’d hazard a guess as to an Italian origin; the style seems very fumetti-ish to me. But I’m really reaching.

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March 3rd, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Share Our Shit Saturday 11 #SoSS

sharing our shit on saturday

Not every Saturday can be a Share Our Shit Saturday, but this one is:

  1. Stolen (borrowed, ganked, call it how you like) from Girl On The Net’s link roundup today, a might-actually-help post at Domme Chronicles to share with men who ask that difficult question about how to get their wives interested in femdom.
  2. Rain DeGrey has a podcast! Two episodes ( EP-001 EP-002 ) so far. And a Patreon to keep it going. Now, I know a few of you assholes can’t deal with a woman who has sex and opinions at the same time, or even alternately; this might not be for you. But the rest of y’all are probably in for a treat.
  3. Author Peter Tupper issues a truly excellent link roundup monthly at his History Of BDSM blog, with a focus on BDSM/kink/leather. The most recent one is here.
  4. Not only is my good friend Dr. Faustus blowing new posts up onto his image blogs Hedonix and Infernal Wonders today at a prodigious rate, but the day before yesterday he released his mad-science comic Bubbles (बुलबुले) in Hindi, adding by his estimate another quarter of a billion potential readers at a minimum. (If you have wondered why Faustus’s projects are so often included in my #SoSS roundups, it’s because — as if our friendship and his prodigious creative output were not sufficient reasons — he’s a stalwart supporter of the ErosBlog Patreon. Many rewards for patrons include a specific formal promise to help promote them in some way, but I don’t rules-lawyer my patrons; if you’re a patron and you ask me, I’ll find some commensurate way to help promote your stuff!)

Image credit: The #SoSS banner at the top of this post features English actresses Gertrude Glynne and Gaynor Rolands sharing a book.

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March 2nd, 2018 -- by Bacchus

The Game Is Afoot

The only thing wrong with this game of footsie (as I understand the “rules”, anyway) is that it’s supposed to be played underneath a long tablecloth so that nobody can see what is going on:

footsie under the table

From the cover of Maniak #7.

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March 1st, 2018 -- by Bacchus

The Archie Andrews Escort Agency

In a long career of dumb ideas, opening an escort agency was probably not Archie’s dumbest, but it certainly wasn’t his smartest, either:

Archie escort agency idea

Of course, if “escort” had begun to be used as a euphemism for “sex worker” in 1942 when Pep Comics #30 published this storyline, there’s no hint of it in the story; the notion was $10 squeaky-clean dates for lonely ladies so Archie could pay off a $20 traffic ticket.

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February 28th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Kermit And Miss Piggy, Resurgent, Provenanced

kermit-miss-piggy-sex-pictures

I have been noticing a set of four grainy images speeding about on Twitter in recent days, a poor degraded sample from what I faintly remembered to be a much larger set of enthusiastic and hilarious Kermit-and-Miss-Piggy art-porn dating back five or six years, that was mentioned briefly at ErosBlog before. My faintly-triggered recollection is that much better photographs exist elsewhere on the web. I can’t really be the guy to curate comprehensive sets of materials like this, because if I assemble and host a definitive image set, eventually the wrath of Henson (the wraith of Henson?) will descend on me. But the doctrine of fair use allows me to at least put together some representative samples and information for the curious seeker, or so I believe and am prepared to defend.

kermit licking miss piggy, aka the whore of babylon

You may therefore imagine my alarm when, upon determining the provenance of this artwork in greater detail than I had previously known it, I realized that the provenance itself was at some risk of being lost. Although there are doubtless many other rapidly-evaporating web references, the one I found is an obsolete search result in the Tineye reverse image search engine, which is at risk of being purged from that engine the next time their crawler finds that the underlying link is gone 404 Not Found:

broken tineye search result

That, plus some work with the Internet Archive’s Wayback Machine, gets us all of the information about the underlying source art project. But crucially, you will notice that there are no archived images present; without something like my screen capture and this blog post, there might be no way for a future researcher to definitively link the text I am about to quote with these images. It turns out the photos are of epoxy clay sculptures for a 2012 art project by Emilio Rangel:

The project La Puta de Babilonia (The Whore of Babylon) takes its name from a biblical character from the Book of Revelations that represents the evil and lust inherently present in people. This character appears as one of the signs of the Apocalypse, being the one who corrupts the kings of men through desire. A total of 148 pieces, which constitute the entire collection, were sculpted to create a visual deployment of this biblical character. Some pieces depict a swine and a frog having sexual intercourse in different positions, various pigs in erotic positions, and a central piece, representing the Whore of Babylon (the swine) over the seven-headed beast. The total installation of the forms illustrates an almost pornographic landscape of animals with very funny anthropomorphic features.

One hundred and forty-eight pieces! No, they’re not all as amusing as the ones that have been circulating recently. But “emilio rangel miss piggy 2012” and variations will still turn up quite a few decent images. Don’t limit yourself to Google; Bing, Yandex, and sometimes even Duck-Duck-Go all filter “porn” less than Google does, and can sometimes work better for searches like this. Play with it; have fun. What, you don’t have the time? Well, you could pay me; I’ve done detailed curation work like this more than once, for discerning private collectors. As the old saying goes, there’s more than one way to get a frog out of a pig’s ass!

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February 27th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Georgia, Waiting For Her Sandwich

I am in receipt of the “all bodies are beautiful” memorandum, oh yes, and mostly I appreciate its sentiments. But we remain who we are, and who am I? I am a man who, upon seeing a woman beyond a certain degree of slimness, cannot resist the urge to imagine that she might be waiting for me to hand her a toasted sandwich. This 1918 photograph of Georgia O’Keeffe, taken by Alfred Stieglitz, definitely triggers that impulse:

Georgia O'Keeffe nude

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February 26th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Prepare Your Anus: Cheerfully, for Enema

enema preparation artwork

This vintage enema scene is from the French flagellation novel Petit Dactylo by “Sadie Blackeyes” (said to be the pseudonym of Pierre Dumarchey, aka Pierre Mac Orlan. Art is signed G. Smit.

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