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August 3rd, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Pornstar Blowjob Tips

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Being a contrary soul the way I am, I find that there are at least two of these 18 best blowjob tips from pornstars (via the Vporn.com blog) that I don’t agree with on philosophical grounds. (I’ll let you guess which ones.) However, I’m all about sex advice from skilled professionals, and while I don’t agree with the Vporn guys that adult film stars should be the only true sex educators to the exclusion of all other sources of sexual wisdom, I cannot dispute that Skin Diamond, Harley Jade, Cindy Starfall, Cadence Lux, Sophia Grace, Nickey Huntsman, Dana DeArmond, Maxine X, Trillium, and Kayden Cross between them have an enormous wealth of blowjob experience. It would require towering hubris for any aspiring cocksucker to disregard their advice entirely. These ladies know their way around a dick!

My two favorite tips from the infographic are, I think, related. They are Number 1 (“Make Love To The Cock”) and Number 3: (“Make Eye Contact”). In the expository blog post that accompanies the infographic, Skin Diamond explains “You do not want to be like I am bored.” Indeed, no! Meanwhile, Cadence Lux emphasizes the eye contact message: “Totally a lot of eye contact.” It’s no accident that neither of these tips is about the physicality of the experience; instead, both are about selling it emotionally. A man’s got a lot of options for applying physical sensation to his dick; it’s the emotional presence demonstrated by the dick-lovin’ and the eye contact that are going to make the experience special. Getting your dick sucked, at its worst, is just a fancy way to jerk off; but it’s at its best when it’s sucked by someone who is into you and fancies your dick. These tips emphasize that simple fact.

The Vporn.com blog where I found this combines light sexual education content with porn performer news and profiles. It’s in support of the Vporn videos site, which is a tube style clips offering with a considerable variety of porn clips in many categories. Most categories are very well-stocked; for instance, the Mature Videos category has more than 42,000 clips that have been tagged with the “Mature” tag.

mature category porn video clips

Since Vporn appears to be a traditional-type tubesite that relies on third-party clip uploads, the standard responsible-porn-consumer exhortation applies: don’t forget that the studios and models you enjoy at sites like these need to get paid, and your enjoyment of their stuff via free sites doesn’t pay their rent or encourage them to make more porn. Thus the usual reminder: when you see porn by models and studios that you like at sites like this, remember that the content you see here is promotional, and respond accordingly. Find and subscribe to their sites, buy their custom videos, be a customer at their paid clipstores, support their Patreons, retweet them on Twitter when they advertise new work, pay for their OnlyFan pages and their “special” Snapchats, the whole nine yards. Be present for them with your wallet, not just with your dick! (Or, you know, whatever you got; this exhortation is not genitally-specific.)

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August 2nd, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Tantric Practice Makes Perfect

Especially when you’re practicing with your instructor:

tantra practice -- practicing tantric sex

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August 1st, 2017 -- by Bacchus

“Please Draw On Me”

At the Final BDSM Orgy Party in the Upper Floor event space in Kink.com’s erstwhile Armory studios, apparently one of the entertainments was a cup of ink pens and a bare woman for attendees to use as their artistic canvas. It’s just like crayoning on the butcher paper at a barbecue restaurant, only much more fun!

please draw on this woman body writing shoot

Although The Upper Floor is no longer an updated going concern, all the shoots that ever appeared in that channel are still available as part of a Kink.com subscription.

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July 31st, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Adult Tumblrs Hidden From Search (Again)

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Back in June when Tumblr announced that blogs containing “primarily explicit content” would no longer be visible on the open web (but only to logged-in Tumblr users), I wrote:

Although the email does not say so, I predict that explicit-content blogs will go back to flying that involuntary robots.txt that makes them invisible to the search engines, too. No more outside search-discovery for Tumblr porn!

That day is here, and it gives me no pleasure to announce that I was right. A reader forwarded the email they got from Tumblr:

We’re contacting you to let you know that your Tumblr has been marked as containing explicit content. This means it won’t be visible to minors, people who are using Tumblr in Safe Mode, and people who aren’t logged into Tumblr.

No mention of search, but when I went to check the robots.txt on their Tumblr, sure enough:

tumblr disallows search robots

As I explained in Thou Shalt Not Search Adult Tumblr Blogs back in 2013 when Tumblr first tried to sneakily hide all the porn blogs:

In robot, that means, roughly “All robots: stay out!” No search spiders allowed. No Internet Archive crawler. The tumblr is there, but you have to know about it, or you have to be linked to it. You won’t find it in Google, you won’t find it in any other search engine that honors robots.txt, and when Tumblr decides to stop hosting it, you won’t find the pages in the Wayback Machine – it will be gone for good, lost to humanity unless somebody with the technical chops and outlaw sensibilities of Archive Team finds a way to archive it anyway, robots.txt be damned.

So it is now official. The ghetto walls are up and the gates are closed. The adult-Tumblr community is no longer part of the open web. The #pornocalypse has claimed another social media victim.

Image credit: the graphic at the top of the post has been adapted from part of a panel that appeared in Action Comics #292 (1962).

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July 30th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Phone Sex, Anybody?

 
July 29th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

It Takes A Brave Man

Seduction was a different and apparently more hazardous business back in the 1920s, but a bold man could make some progress, as in this cartoon by Field Smith in The Merry Magazine (March 1929):

kissing cartoon seduction

The caption reads:

She: “I never thought you would dare to kiss me!”

He: “Well, there was a good deal of danger about it, so — er — I thought we’d better face it together.”

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July 28th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Advice From A Teacher

 
 
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