It’s possible that I may be part Ferengi. When I saw these panels in the perverted scifi sex comic The Proto, my very first thought was “A stinging wand that eats clothing? Wow, if those were real they’d sell really well…”

“Don’t worry. These devices are only tuned to disrupt the molecular bonds of synthetic material. But they do offer a nasty sting…”

Artist is Ferres, drawing for Dofantasy.

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When people used to illuminate their Christmas trees with actual candles in the pre-electric age (and they did!) it’s said that “fire was practically inevitable”, so much so that in 1908 “a group of insurance companies collectively refused to pay for fires started by Christmas trees with candles.” I’m the son of a fire department trainer, so the twee Christmas card above (from Curt Teich publishers, dating to the early 1900s) is, for me, more horror porn than season’s greetings. And that’s even before you contemplate the horror of getting a kiss from someone whose head is at once on fire and melting away!

That said, it’s cute and it’s passionate. Merry Christmas!

See also: my Christmas update at Patreon.

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Today is Christmas Cookie Baking Day chez Bacchus, so we haven’t quite yet ramped up our solstice-season holiday revelry to the briskly-drunken tempo of the partying seen above in The Youth Of Bacchus by William-Adolphe Bouguereau. (The Nymph firmly believes that too much drunken pagan revelry interferes with quality control in the production of the perfect sugar cookie.) But I hope and trust that we, here, and all of you dear readers, may all reach this level of wild revelry before the weekend is over!

My favorite detail is me, here, too drunk to ride my donkey:

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Lately, The Nymph has been in something of a frenzy to get all the Christmas decorations up at our house. It’s a whirlwind of illuminated garlandry, but I am exempt from the melee except when my height or strength are required, which is rarely. So, mostly it’s just fun to watch, especially when she gets so wrapped up in her work that it becomes hard to distinguish her from the tree:

This artwork is by pinup artist and illustrator Bill Randall, and originally graced a December 1955 calendar page from his popular “Date Book” series.

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I have young relatives who are millennials. Their dating rituals seem more complicated than the ones I remember: not worse, often better, but definitely more complicated. That said, mismatched expectations are hardly a millennial phenomenon. I feel like I, myself, have been on dates worse than this one:

Photograph (yanked most unfairly from its context) is via this gallery from Twisted Visual. Trust me, things get hotter after the Infinite Jest reading!

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If you have known people who do clever things with needles and yarn and thread, you’ll have witnessed too their impressive powers of multitasking. The intricate conversations they can carry on, and the sheer mental work they can perform while the needles keep right on clicking — it’s a rather amazing testimony to the powers of muscle memory and physical experience.

Still, it would never have occurred to me that this facility for multitasking would extend to the delivery of a blowjob:

And yet, why not? How about it, knitters? Did you ever suck somebody off without dropping a stitch?

The art is from an Italian comic story entitled Pianeta Donna from issue #40 of A Porte Chiuse.

From the very earliest days of sex blogging (I’m talking maybe 2002, when ErosBlog first started using the term “sex blog”) some of the sites that were in a sort of not-quite-competition with the nascent sex blogs were the “babe blogs” or babe sites, many of which had been around for more than a few years already by then. Babe sites always traditionally had more to offer than the so-called “thumbnail gallery posts” or TGP sites did; those TGPs, of which there were tens of thousands in those days, usually linked small thumbnails to galleries featuring (maybe) some good pictures plus (certainly) lots of hard-sell affiliate marketing. By contrast, babe sites always offered full-sized pictures right up front, which you could view without following a lot of links if you didn’t want to. What you didn’t usually see back then at either type of site was the thing that gave sex blogs a niche: written prose, or much of any commentary on any of the pictures.

Since those days the babe sites have evolved, just like the sex blogs and everybody else too. So when Sexo18.net (whom I would consider to have been babe-blogging for a very long time even if they don’t themselves use that term in 2016) asked me to have a look at their Sexo Babes Videos offering, which I take to be a babe site’s evolution into video, I was curious to see where Sexo has gone with videos, in this era when most porns surfers head straight to some messy uncurated site full of user-uploaded clips of dubious quality and uncertain provenance.

What did I find? Well, babe sites have come a long way! Sexo’s babe videos section is pretty and appears well-curated, offering mostly trailers for full-length videos, presented with big clean hot-looking thumbnails. The clips are decent in length (the ones I checked were all about six minutes long) and (this is important for producers) are linked straight to the producer websites, making it possible and easy to purchase the whole movie, or to subscribe to that producer’s member site if you prefer. Because such provenance links aren’t usually so easy to find on some of the leading “everything free” sites these days, I appreciate that they are prominent at Sexo18.net. It’s definitely a comfortable place to browse high-quality short porn video clips and to find the full-length movies they come from.