Black Tape Is Handy Stuff

The actress being silenced here is Erika Christensen. It’s from a 7 megabyte .gif that’s on this page, along with enough others to make it clear why black tape is an important tool for bank robbers.
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September 14th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Black Tape Is Handy Stuff
The actress being silenced here is Erika Christensen. It’s from a 7 megabyte .gif that’s on this page, along with enough others to make it clear why black tape is an important tool for bank robbers. Similar Sex Blogging: September 13th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Secret Uses Of UranusCourtesy of historian Michael Beschloss, here’s the page of Stanley Kubrick’s notes from when he was brainstorming titles for Dr. Strangelove: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. Yes, folks, Kubrick considered naming it “Dr. Strangelove’s Secret Uses Of Uranus.” I want to live in the parallel timeline where he went with that one:
Similar Sex Blogging: September 12th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Wankz VRMy post a couple of weeks ago about VR porn attracted a little bit of attention within the VR porn industry. Not too much attention — nobody has sent me a free headset yet! — but I did hear from the people at WankzVR. WankzVR is one of the biggest of the studios that are now going balls-to-the-wall producing point-of-view videos for the new VR headset display technologies. They are embracing this new format as if it’s going to be the Next Big Porn Thing, as indeed it might: WankzVR has about sixty VR porn videos on offer, with true VR streaming so you don’t have to download first. In their VR videos, you the viewer enjoy a unique first-person view as the star of utterly classic porn scenarios such as “landlord to sorority girls who pay rent with pussy”, “employer of very accommodating French maid”, “bored suburban MILF’s lucky pool boy”, “happy owner of a very plausible Slave Leia” and even “the only man Daenerys Targaryen still dreams of finding in her bed.” That last is the plot of WankzVR’s Game of Moans, starring Elsa Jean as an oh-so-happy-to-see-you Daenerys: No visit to WankzVR would be complete without checking out their page profiling all of the pornstars in their videos. That page proves at a glance that major adult stars like Elsa Jean are not unusual at WankzVR. The page — actually they need four pages to fit everybody in — is a festival of pretty young beautiful faces that you have seen before. More than any other VR studio I’ve looked at, WankzVR puts the talent we already love into their new-technology productions. In case you’re still a bit unclear about the technology behind this wave of new VR porn and uncertain what the big deal about it might be, here’s how WankzVR describes it:
From the first time I ever sat in a truly giant IMAX theater with the huge screen that entirely filled my field of vision, I have been a fan of immersive video experiences. I really can’t wait to see what that’s like with eye tracking. As far as I know, nobody ever shot porn for or displayed porn in the IMAX format. Fortunately that’s not the case with headset-based VR technologies!
Similar Sex Blogging: September 12th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Making Fun Of TeacherI borrowed this detail from an Eric Stanton drawing at Spanking Blog because it humorously illustrates one of the oldest tropes in fiction (erotic and otherwise) about people getting in trouble at school. A rude caricature of the teacher, drawn on the blackboard before he or she enters the room, can be counted on to generate dramatic tension, and hopefully even a spanking. It rarely fails, even at a school for strippers: Similar Sex Blogging: September 11th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
“Fuck You, Pay Me”If my social media feeds are to be believed — and I see no reason why they should not be — a modern woman on social media today is likely to be importuned by male internet strangers in a thousand different ways. These importunate strangers want her attention, her nude pictures, her sexy chat, her emotional labor, her performance for them one way or another. Some of these women — including, but not limited to, the many strongly self-actualized sex workers I am fortunate to have in my feeds — have adopted the motto “Fuck you, pay me!” as their response to these many demands. Whether it’s their literal actual response, or whether it’s their summary for Twitter capturing the emotional content of their actual response, I’m not in a position to know. But when I imagine them counting their hard-earned cash at the end of a long and weary day, this is my vision: The artwork is a detail from what I believe to be an Italian pulp novel cover. Similar Sex Blogging: September 10th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Pie In the Face For A Pretty GirlIt’s not hard to find videos on the internet of a pretty girl getting a whipped cream “pie” in the face. But it’s rare to find one where the recipient is such a cute combination of excited and embarrassed, and doubly-rare to find one where the person delivering the whipped cream is practically wetting herself with excitement and glee: Similar Sex Blogging: September 9th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Esmerelda Sucks Some MoreHere’s another blowjob scene from Passion At Notre Dame, which is a very sexy version of Victor Hugo’s famous masterpiece:
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