May 7th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Taken For A Ride By A Cowboy
When the old cowboy offered to take her for a ride this is not exactly what she had in mind. But he intends that she enjoy it:
Artwork is by Alazar.
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May 6th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Blowjob Overthinking
It is entirely possible to think too much about blowjobs. Don’t believe me? I have proof, in the form of Girl On The Net experiencing angst after giving what by all accounts must have been a dang fine blowjob:
Philosopher and beard-owner Plato talks of ideal ‘Forms’ that exist outside our world. Your chair is different to that stool over there, but you understand that they’re both chairs because both of them echo some properties that are also present in the ideal form ‘Chair’. So somewhere probably outside our universe there exists a chair that embodies every single perfect detail of ‘chair-ness’, and yours is simply an imperfect copy.
If Plato were right (which he isn’t, but who am I to criticise — I fell asleep in most of my Plato lectures) then there would potentially be a perfect blow job alongside all the other perfect forms. Outside this universe, the concept of the ‘perfect blow job’ would exist, floating around with other perfect concepts — the ideal horror movie, for instance, or the superlative block of cheese. Perhaps even the nebulous ‘real woman’ we hear so much about in the media.
This is all well and good if you’re Plato, but if you’re a person like me who wants to achieve the best blow job ever, it’s all a little disturbing. What’s more, I am a teeny bit annoyed with Plato for ever bringing up the idea that ‘perfection’ could ever exist outside of maths.
Yes, I overthink things.
{nods}
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May 5th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Rookies At Naked Wrestling
These photos are from the recent “Rookie Cup” at Ultimate Surrender. Our lithe contestants are Arabelle Raphael and Lilith Luxe:
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May 4th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Fisting Advice In Cosmo
What the hell happened to Cosmopolitan magazine? Not so long ago, everything they published about sex was terrible sniggering nonsense. But now they’ve gone and published an actually-useful compilation of vaginal fisting advice:
A Complete Beginner’s Guide To Fisting
The fisting art at the top of the post is by Japanese artist St.germain-sal.
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May 3rd, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Nerd Sex Dungeon
By the logic that rules in the worlds where Dofantasy BDSM sex comics are set, young women being mean to nerds at school should first consider the risk that one of the pasty-faced creeps might actually have a dingy basement sex lab hidden away some where for the purpose of testing orgasm machines on unwilling-but-beautiful experimental subjects:
Panels are From Beauty And The Geek by Slasher.
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May 2nd, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Milk Some Hershey’s Tits (Wait, What?)
Apparently they do things differently in Hong Kong:
"Rule 34 says if it exists, there's porn of it."
Me: Pfft, no way there's any for Hershey's Kisses.
Hershey's: pic.twitter.com/lg6T4NaTA9— Miss O'Kistic (@missokistic) April 24, 2016
Rule 34: It is real. And I can prove it!
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May 1st, 2016 -- by Bacchus
The Trouble (Or Is It?) With Robot Sex
Elf Sternberg has a concern about our sexual future in the age of sex bots:
But just as the tasteless tomatoes of the grocery store have replaced the vine-ripe readiness of our gardens, artificial substitutes for partners have started to satisfice enough to make people sit up and notice. Even as we become so blase about discussing sex in public, there’s a retreat that will only grow as virtual reality and robotics start to delay our sexual debuts, cripple our sexual vocabulary, and shorten our sexual impatience.
I mean, why go through all the trouble of dating, negotiating, and risking disappointment when you could always go home to your model 2021 Rebel Girl Mark IV, especially since you paid for the VR upgrade? With the contact lenses in, she can have any of a thousand starlets’ faces; when you leave the office, your phone will notify her to activate. By the time you’ve pounded down a Soylent and your Tesla has pulled into the driveway, she’ll be warm enough to convince you that you don’t need anyone else.
It’s a serious point, but:
1) Who is to say that sexual technology will falter at the “square, green, and crunchy” stage the way supermarket tomatoes seem to have done? It’s not obvious in either case that we can’t do better.
2) Elf says “retreat” like it’s a bad thing. But if the only people taking the trouble to have actual meat-on-meat sex are the people who love it so much they’ve invested a lot of effort into getting really good at it, what have we really lost?
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