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April 16th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

The Pussy Inspector

With my heart I want to believe that this artwork is enacting some sort of clever modern metaphor about putting women on pedestals:

a careful pussy inspection

But truthfully, based on the little bit I think I know about sex and history, this is probably a vintage artwork, perhaps thought to be droll, of a would-be punter checking the line-up of women at a brothel for “cleanliness”.

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April 15th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

She Makes The Word “Squat” Seem Sexy

There’s really nothing about the word “squat” that’s sexy. It’s not at all euphonious, and it has too much association, I think, with that long and squalid era of human history before we invented the concept of the toilet seat. That said, I think perhaps Valentina Paradis is trying to reclaim the whole notion of squatting:

valentina-squats

Finally, and I make this observation with the same respect I would afford any athlete: does it not seem from her stance in this photo that her daily workout regimen might perhaps revolve (quite literally) around a shiny metal pole?

Photo courtesy of Exotic4K.

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April 14th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

His Last Fling With The Bride

“Go away! I said, go away, little man! The wedding isn’t for twenty more minutes! And don’t you know it’s bad luck to see your bride before she walks down the aisle?”

fucking the bride one last time before her wedding to another man

By artist Tom Poulton.

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April 13th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Cheerleader Slumber Parties

This is the sort of thing we always imagined was going on at that college, you know the one, it was always the one that we weren’t actually attending. But we would hear rumors:

cheerleader slumber party

From the DVD cover of Episode 13 of the long-running Cheer Squad Sleepovers series by Girlfriends Films.

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April 12th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Hokey Pokey Fisting

Every so often a person is called upon in life to address certain basic questions, such as “Right now are we dancing, or are we fucking?” This Explosm comic identifies a certain commonality:

fisting lessons

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April 11th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Squeeze My Mushroom

mushroom handjob

Seriously, it’s not a handjob simulator toy, it’s a stress mushroom:

mushroom stretching exercises with a rubber amanita

Yeah, right.

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April 10th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Nothing Rides Like A Deere

Do you suppose he found her on (sing it with me, you’ve seen the TV commercials!) Farmers Only Dot Com?

naked-mowing

Photo is called Mowing The Garden Of Eden and is by photographer Dan Still.

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