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September 26th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Ape Married

You might be under the impression that the cheap filler copy in old badly-produced pinup magazines was mostly comprised of useless misogynistic garbage. And for the most part, you would be correct. However, every so often, one of those old magazines will surprise you, and offer you up instead some drivelous misandrist garbage instead!

filler doggerel rewrite of rock-a-bye baby nursery rhyme to have misandry

Rock a bye baby
In a tree top
You married an ape
A tree’s all he’s got…

That’s from the inside pages of the June 1963 issue of Nylon Mood magazine:

Nylon Mood cover

Even in 1963, a dollar only went so far in the magazine-publishing business!

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September 25th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Pornocalypse AI Comes For Black Pinup Models

Someone I trust tried to post this lovely vintage pinup photo to an appropriate subreddit yesterday:

nude black woman pinup photo

The photo was removed by the moderators with the message “Please do not post AI generated images”:

Reddit AI detection tool error message rejecting black pinup photo

In fact it is from this 1966 issue of Cloud 9 magazine.

Given that we already know that AI tools are rife with algorithmic bias and that (for example) deep fake detection tools tend to fail when darker skin tones are involved, I think we can fairly guess that the AI image detector software in use on Reddit balked here because it was trained to look for “normal” (algorithmically average beige) women, and these gorgeous dark brown skin tones didn’t fall within the trained parameters.

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September 23rd, 2025 -- by Bacchus

“The Bartender? She’s Mean But She Grows On You…”

When this one hapless hipster attempts to order a Late Stage Capitalism “Enshittified IPA” at the Petty Thieves Brewing Company, what he gets for his TikTok humor trouble is a GenZ stare, a few face slaps, and his beer spit into his face. It’s all part of the skit, but also no doubt fetish fuel for some:

Well, sir, at least you can’t say you weren’t adequately warned!

Meanwhile, the service experience reminds me of the old joke about the man who complains to the waiter in a fancy French restaurant about finding a fly in his soup. “Monsieur!” the waiter pleads with him, “more quietly please! If ze other diners hear of zis, so great is ze reputation of ze chef, everyone will demand one!”

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September 21st, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Stairwell Tryst

No one would ever begrudge the prim and proper office manager her sneaky trysts at the bottom of the stairwell, but why is her secret lover completely naked? Where are his clothes?

naked man flips up the skirt of a woman in professional office clothes for a hard fuck against the stairs

It’s a mystery.

The artist is Adler.

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September 19th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

The Fat Husband Theory

This rancher has a theory. Or more precisely, he thinks he knows who to blame for fat husbands:

As he says in the video:

“Guys, if you put a fat bull in a pasture with 40 open cows, in two months he’ll work himself skinny. If we’re fat, it’s our wives’ fault.”

I think I might spot a flaw in his logic, or perhaps in his math, but I’ll let his wife be the one to sort him out about it.

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September 18th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Try The Other Hole

So as the old shaggy dog story goes, this construction worker got married. He wasn’t a sophisticated guy, not real smart or well-educated, but everybody liked him, and he was a super hard worker. His friends all danced at his wedding, the bride couldn’t keep her hands off him at the reception, and after the short honeymoon, he came to work grinning ear-to-ear, every day for months on end.

Eventually his friends had to ask him:

“Buddy, are you having sex every night, then?”

“Every night, always, yup!”

“Have you tried it up the other hole yet?”

“Oh, friends, my wife’s a sweet and loving woman, she throws herself at me every night, she’s never denied me anything. But I don’t know how she’d feel about that, though…”

Still, his buddies egged him on a little bit.

“Man, you should try, anyway. You’ve been married more than half a year, now! There’s nothing dirty between a man and his wife. Ask her if you can at least try the other hole. Worst that can happen is that she says no. She loves you, she won’t mind that you asked.”

Finally he agreed. “Right, OK, I will. I’ll ask her tonight.”

Next morning when he came in, his friends all crowded around.

“Did you ask her to try the other hole?”

He said “Well, I did ask her, truly I did! And she was truly sad to deny me. But she said we can’t afford to have children just yet…”

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September 17th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Clean Tubgirl

Long after the internet has forgotten the ancient shock-site tubgirl meme photo, I’ve kept on making clean tubgirl joke posts with vintage pinup photos of ladies washing up in galvanized steel washtubs. Here’s the latest one:

washtub bath

This one comes from the September 1951 issue of the Australian men’s magazine Cavalcade.

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