The whole Black Friday and Cyber Monday complex of sales has found its way to the sex toy business, to your benefit and mine. Remember the Six Gates Of Pride rainbow cock cage that delighted so many when it came out last spring? Well, it’s one of the many items being heavily discounted just now:

Another item previously featured here on ErosBlog that’s on discount this time of year is the set of Shower Sex Bondage Cuffs with suction cups:

Not seen here before, but utterly awesome in a slightly-disturbing kind of way, is this ominous Leather Apron, which should protect you from the environmental hazards of your messier kink activities:

Sex toy sales are always so much fun!

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Here’s a wish-fulfillment fantasy for the ages (not that there’s anything wrong with a good wish-fulfillment fantasy). Spanking Blog has a story in which a man administers an enema to his wife as part of a punishment, the experience of which makes her beg him for anal sex:

My wife confided that the actual insertion of the syringe was such a delight that she begged me to modify my lovemaking to simulate the experience there and then. Oh, this was indeed a wonderful experience for both of us. Back in the bedroom she knelt down and offered her now nicely perfumed body to me. I had no difficulty entering her from behind since her sphincter muscle had now been suitably exercised.

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This is nurse Karlie Simon demonstrating a firm grasp of technique (and good determination!) for giving a great handjob:

That will clean your pipes, or they are beyond cleaning.

From Lady Sonia, which is one of the oldest, largest, and most diversely-interesting femdom (well, mostly femdom) sites on the internet.

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“Impertinence stems from female disorders,” the Dean explained, “and can be cured by bath and discipline.”

I stole that caption from Fifi, because I certainly can’t think of a better one!

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Back in May I wrote about the evolving sex-cams business, in which competition is leading to more and more “free show” perks as models perform on publicly-accessible feeds for free or for tips, as a sort of loss leader to attract paying customers for private shows.

Last month the live-cam model and performer Finley Blake apparently got fed up with all the non-paying non-tipping lurkers watching her feed waiting for her to do something fun for free. So she staged a one-woman cams-performer work stoppage and went on strike:

The sign reads:

I will not talk to you. I will sit here in silence and stare like 99% of you do.

Support artists. As cam models we are artists, performers, videographers, video editors, graphic designers, companions, entertainment, friends, confidantes, photographers, social media experts, and more! We perform for you, entertain you, produce content for you.

You pay for sports tickets, movies, videogames, music, art… You can pay for us too. You ♥ porn, right? Support us and we can keep providing entertainment and content.

Tip models. Say Hi. Stop being assholes.

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This striking photograph of Brigitte Nielsen hangin’ with her robot homies while wearing an impractically immodest white bathing suit is from the promotion of the 1986 movie Cobra. The photo reflects a fashion shoot scene from the movie during which Nielsen, wearing a variety of outfits, parades through a forest of robots and drapes herself all over the big metal fella with the pimpin’ fur coat:

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This eager mouth is from Fellucia Blow: A Blowjob Experience.

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