April 23rd, 2015 -- by Bacchus
Strange Women
You know the word on strange women. Lying around in ponds and distributing swords, they’re no basis for a system of government. But the basis for a book? Sure!
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April 22nd, 2015 -- by Bacchus
Love, Teddy
The groaned phrase “This is just so wrong…” is something I try never to utter here on ErosBlog, as a matter of editorial policy. One man’s “wierd and creepy” is another woman’s “crazy hot”, and there’s no predicting it, and I know better than to try. I don’t wanna judge. But that doesn’t mean I am not subject to the impulse, sometimes. Was this one of those times? Well, maybe:
Meet Teddy Love. Teddy’s a bear with a magic muzzle. Teddy… well, words fail me. Allow the professional copywriters to take over the duty:
Ready to meet your new best friend? This tantalizing teddy bear is more than just a comforting cuddle buddy; its soft plastic nose, muzzle, and protruding tongue conceal a powerful motor that turns this plush pal into a beast in bed!
Teddy Love bridges the gap between classic stuffed animal companion and adult pleasure product, keeping the best of both worlds. When you add 3 AA batteries to the bear’s back pocket and squeeze the right ear, Teddy comes alive and can provide you with hours of orgasmic delight. Control the vibration speeds and settings by simply squeezing the bear’s left ear until you find the feeling that’s right for you and let nature take its course as this hands-free toy lovingly explores your honeypot.
Besides being comfortable and non-threatening, Teddy Love’s design makes it a breeze to clean and store. Its body-safe muzzle is made from phthalate-free, food grade TPE (thermoplastic elastomer) and its fur is a silky soft polyester fur spot cleans easily. Best of all, you can safely store your Teddy wherever you would normally keep a stuffed animal without fear of embarrassment.
Clean muzzle using a damp washcloth with warm water and antimicrobial soap or a body-safe toy cleaner. Spot clean fur as needed. Do not submerge any part of this toy.
“Spot clean fur as needed.” Words to live by!
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April 22nd, 2015 -- by Bacchus
The Mermaid Community Would Like A Word
The mermaid community has a grievance. They have sent a representative. If you ever want to sail the seven seas again, you better listen:
According to this page the model is Alena and the photographer is Vadim Sivak.
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April 19th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
The Amusements Of Young Gentlemen
When he said he wanted to have a threesome, she said “Ooh, fun! Can I watch?”
From a 1970s German-language sex magazine. Found here.
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April 18th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
Naked Spelunking Adventure
“So by the time we found our way out of those caves, we were way the hell-and-gone on the other side of the mountain from where we sat down for the picnic. I swear, we never did find our clothes, or the picnic basket!
What’s that? Oh, hell yeah, of course. What do you think? I married her!”
Photo is from a vintage French stereoview card that was for sale on eBay.
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April 17th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
“Inside Her Decision Loop”
Bondage Blog brings trendy management-speak to bondage porn, in a sequence from a kinky fantasy that might have been borrowed from the TV show Weeds. A woman’s drug deal goes suddenly bad (for certain values of bad), she gets tied up, and her dealer ends up “between her knees and inside her decision loop”:
Original image credit: Sex And Submission.
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