December 19th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
Ballet Without Panties
This vintage cartoon comes to us from the department of “if it happened more often, ballet would be much more popular”:
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December 18th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
No Safe Place To Be Adult
Photographer and cinematographer Hywel Phillips is the visual genius behind Restrained Elegance, which I have long considered to be the best and most visually striking of the bondage photography sites that strive to produce pornography and art simultaneously. He, along with his wife and model and business partner Ariel Anderssen aka Amelia Jane Rutherford, are some of the people Spanking Blog calls “porn producer heroes” as they continue to make fetish porn in Britain subsequent to the “latest round of bat-shit crazy UK censorship laws.” In an excellent long-read post yesterday, Hywel cataloged the whole constellation of challenges facing people trying to be adults and to do adult business on the modern internet. He begins:
The internet is no longer a safe place to be an adult. Puritans and authoritarians are closing in from all directions: state censorship, financial censorship and corporate censorship. This sounds like paranoia, but it isn’t. Here’s why.
There’s really no way to summarize the post for you; all I can do is commend it to your attention. Although his post ranges much more wildly, he covers (and shares) many of the concerns I have hash-tagged #Pornocalypse when discussing corporate discrimination against adult materials, adult businesses, and adult-oriented web traffic. He even touches briefly on what I used to call Bacchus’s First Rule of the Internet, or as Hwel puts it:
First, don’t rely on any service where you are not the direct customer. Don’t blog on blogger, get a little bit of web space (ideally hosted in country with protected speech), install WordPress and do it yourself.
I’ve stopped harping on my “rule” because social media have made it… not less essential, but perhaps less sufficient? Despite numerous software efforts and projects (which Hwel discusses in passing) there’s still no good self-hosted way to enjoy the network effects of social media. And that lack makes my notion of pornocalypse all the more chilling, since every big web property and social media silo eventually seems to reach that point in the corporate life cycle where it appears sensible to start banning all the porn. Before the internet, we lived in a world where you could not be heard unless your message was acceptable to corporate sensibilities. The World Wide Web changed all that, but now, corporate social media and squeamish search engines are taking us back to those bad, bland, and puritanical old days.
But now I’m rambling. Hwel does not ramble. Check his post out.
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December 17th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
Sexy Krampus
The first line of this vintage German Krampus card reads something like “The Krampus loves also sex appeal” but Google Translate makes an absolute hash of the second line. I trust that someone will volunteer a fuller translation in the comments? Danke sehr in advance!
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December 15th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
Savannah Fox Getting Felt Up
Oh, no, she doesn’t like this at all:
From Squirting Bondage Sex, with Derrick Pierce putting his hand in Savannah Fox’s panties.
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December 14th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
European Teen Lust
She’s got him right where she wants him: at her feet in her own fancy bedroom.
But he doesn’t stay at her feet for long, does he? No, that was never her plan:
From Euro Teen Erotica, part of the DDF network.
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December 14th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
Her Maid’s Assistance
Is this what privilege looks like? If so, yum!
From a vintage postcard found at Wicked Knickers. [Wicked Knickers was an awesome Tumblr once, before all its links went dark behind a #pornocalypse-driven adults-only forced login. Broken links now retained on ErosBlog for historical purposes only, and in case they are healed in future by social, political, or economic change. Clicking not recommended.]
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December 12th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
Sexy Stocking Stuffers: An ErosBlog Gift Guide
This is the weekend you want to place your online sex toy orders; if you don’t order soon, you’ll need an express delivery option for Christmas goodies to arrive on time. But, even with hefty seasonal sale discounts, it’s too easy to spend a ton of money on sex toy gifts and BDSM goodies! Thus you may wonder what good all of this is to you if you’re trying to navigate the holiday shopping season on a sharply limited budget, as so many Americans must.
Being somewhat limited myself in the Christmas budget department this year, my eyes were drawn this year to an array of inexpensive offerings. I found a mix of small toys that are never too spendy, plus some sale items that are great bargains in the under-$25 price range. The result, I think, is a good resource for filling sexy stockings and putting small-but-hot presents under your tree.
The first duty of any would-be Santa Clause is to make sure that sufficiently naughty persons receive in their stockings some modern analogue of the traditional admonitory switches and lumps of coal. Authentic switches cut from a hardwood tree are free, to be sure, but if your budget stretches to small luxuries, you’ll both have a lot more fun with the more-luxurious short wide black leather riding crop or the festive-but-cruel red fiberglass cane:
But perhaps you’re in more of a candy-and-flowers mode in your current relationship? Winter is a tough time to buy fresh flowers, but these feather roses are just as pretty while much longer-lasting. Plus, you can tickle people with them!
Candy is not usually a sex toy, but there is this one sweet treat that qualifies. Here’s the very nicest possible way to tell someone that the time has come for them to please shut the fuck up: a hard-candy gag!
If stuffing more than a stocking is on your Christmas agenda, then how about some inexpensive insertables? You’ve got a choice of big dildos, anal plugs of all sizes, and cute-but-tiny “Pocket Toyfriends” vibrators:
Or, maybe candles? Candlelight is sexy, candles smell very nice, and if they are specially designed to melt at a warm but not-too-hot temperature, you have a wax play candle that’s more massage than masochism. Perfect for cold winter nights, right?
If there’s a penis in particular that’s on your shopping list this Christmas, you can’t go far wrong by pleasuring, constraining, or adorning it. Various goodies suitable to these tasks include the Tenga Deep Throat Masturbator, the legendary 7 Gates Of Hell, or the stylish and inexpensive Falcon cock rings made of Borosilicate glass:
I could go on like this at even greater length. Why, we haven’t even gotten to the bondage goodies, like the rope or the thumbcuffs or the blindfold or the red ball gag. (Santa says “Homph Homph Homph!”) I haven’t mentioned the famous fetish sex book Violet Blue wrote, or the pegging DVD that Tristan Taormino made. But that’s all right, because by now, you either get the idea, or you’re never gonna get it. Click, look, place your order, boom! That’s your sexy Christmas shopping sorted.
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