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January 7th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
The word “airtight” is a relatively-recent piece of sexual slang that means just what you imagine: a woman with a cock in every hole, so she becomes, at least metaphorically, air tight. Yes, I suspect the allusion to a blowup sex doll is deliberate, although I don’t have the linguistic chops to prove it. For a bride on her wedding night, the full airtight experience is easy to arrange, at least if the groom and his groomsmen share a cooperative turn of mind:
These photos are from Airtight Sluts, which is a compilation video that’s one of the top twenty Kink.com scenes when sorted by popularity.
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January 6th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Some things never change. This nipple play artwork is from a page in a 1937 issue (Nº 183) of the French magazine Séduction and it could not possibly be more clear that our man has been, and is, taking enormous delight in pinching and teasing the lady’s nipples. Meanwhile, her facial reaction is somewhere between grumpy and pissed all the way off. If there’s a man alive here in 2024 who is possessed of fingers that work, but somehow he has never seen that identical facial expression, then he is either luckier than most of us, or endowed with a great deal more self-restraint:
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January 4th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
This is, of course, not our first conversation like this. She came up to me at my computer wearing nothing but her towel robe, and tried to get a quick kiss. So of course I reached under the robe and found something to grasp between thumb and forefinger.
Her: “Ow! What’s the matter with you? Let go!”
Me: “I need a better kiss than that.”
After a pleasant interlude, her escape attempt resuming:
Her: “I gotta go get in the shower and then put on my facial lotion.”
Me: …
Her: What?
Me, grinning: …
Her: WHAT?
Me: You gonna make me say it?
Her: …
Me, grinning even harder: …
Her, still clueless: Just say it!
Me, leering: I got your facial lotion RIGHT HERE, baby!
Her: {blushes, flees}
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January 3rd, 2024 -- by Bacchus
It’s no crime to want your lovers to be sexually ambitious and comfortable with one another. But as always, it may be wise to be careful what you wish for:
Artwork is by Ferres, via Kinky Delight, and comes from a Dofantasy comic.
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January 2nd, 2024 -- by Bacchus
A few days ago on New Year’s Eve, Girl on the Net posted a question on Mastodon, asking sex bloggers to reply to her with a link to the post/story we’re most proud of from 2023. It reminded me that I hadn’t done any sort of retrospective, and I didn’t have time to do one before 2023 gasped its last. Instead I gave her a quick answer, along with this disclaimer:
Not a great year for my blog writing. I’ve been demoralized by the degraded state of the open adult web and the usual #pornocalypse difficulties around linkage and search and traffic and attention and money. For me it was a year of modest image posts with light commentary.
Every word is true, but upon reflection, it’s not hard to come up with a double handful of posts I’m proud of. So here’s my 2023 “ErosBlog in Review” notable posts list, a couple of days late.
- Let’s start with the post I chose to respond to GotN’s Mastodon question. I told her “my true blogging joy these days is surfacing vintage pop culture that illuminates the ties between historical and modern sexual culture.” Daddy Doms And Sugar Daddies features a 1950 magazine article I found about sugar daddies and their sugar babies. There were so many more age play tropes in two short pages than I ever would have expected to see 75 years ago. Plus, the post includes a bonus meme!
- My post The Free Love Bus Hasn’t Stopped Here In Years is a short post, but personally notable for me because I finally managed to capture in two sentences something I’ve been thinking about since the 1980s. Specifically, the complex and highly specific grief that people my age felt when the promised benefits of the sexual revolution were snatched away by the AIDS crisis during the few years while we were old enough to anticipate them but not yet old enough to have enjoyed them.
- If 2023 was, for me, mostly a year of “modest image posts with light commentary”, I still managed to find some delicious images. He Chose Ass is the post with the modern commercial porn photo I most enjoyed sharing in 2023.
- By far the most personal post I wrote in 2023 was She Balked At The Zipping. It’s about an unusual moment of clarity during the beginning of the end of my first serious relationship, back in the 20th century.
- My first post in 2023 turned out to be thematically important to a big story for erotic art this year, which of course is the rise of generative art made with AIs trained (controversially) on large databases. On January 2 I posted Sticky Jessica Alba, in which post I revisited a link from twenty years previous when ErosBlog was young, and celebrity fakes were made the old-fashioned way, in Photoshop. In January I speculated a little bit about the new AI tools, but by mid-summer, I finally got my hands on some that were simple enough for me to play with them, leading to a short series of posts like Generative Art: Alien Sex Toy Shop 2 with a few of my own primitive efforts using these tools.
- In July, I realized that an awful lot of artists have played with the erotic implications of Snow White and her seven horny dwarven roommates, so I did a Snow White And Lusty Dwarves Roundup post of examples that had previously appeared on ErosBlog.
- One of the simple but time consuming post types that I once hoped to do very much more of here on ErosBlog is curation of vintage gems from 20th-century pulps and men’s magazines. These are fun to do but when I give them the full treatment, cropping and cleaning the imagery for blog presentation and converting machine OCR results into clean text for searchability and ease of reading, one of these posts is often most of a day’s work. If I had more Patreon support I could and would do a lot more of these and less random gig work. Instead I’ve only been doing these when the subject matter particularly delights me, such as this failed 1970s effort to boot up a floating sex club aboard a Dutch cruise ship: All Aboard The Sex Boat: Atlantis.
- Another curation post that I couldn’t resist doing involved a presumed-fictional “feature” in True Men Stories magazine about a notional WII-era sea-going bordello in the Pacific. The 1970s headline was The WW II Cruise Of The Ship Of Sex and the post is Tramp Steamer And Floating Bordello.
And now, onward further into 2024!
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January 1st, 2024 -- by Bacchus
People on social media have been losing their minds yesterday and today over the fact that the first Mickey Mouse cartoon Steamboat Willie has finally fallen out of copyright and entered the public domain. Dirty minds keep asking “when do we get the Steamboat Willie porn?” Which is a perfectly reasonable question, only I know my Rule 34 better than that. So I spent the last 24 hours delighting and amusing (which is to say, torturing) these social media questioners with this raunchy manga image:
The artist is said to be hentaib2319.
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December 31st, 2023 -- by Bacchus
I mean, where wouldn’t you go snowshoeing with Mary Carlisle here?
Photo is from 1932.
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