December 20th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
Ever since Disney released Snow White in 1937, people have been drawing parodic porn to show what she and the dwarves really got up to when nobody was looking:
This contemporary example is detail from a jokey 1938 holiday card in Spanish.
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December 19th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
Science fiction author Charlie Stross has a short story up on his site (you might want to read his preface first) that will be of interest to anybody fascinated by dinosaurs, sodomy, electro-ejaculation, or the peculiar phallic properties of the Muscovy duck. No, really:
“Nobody’s built an MRI scanner big enough for a half-ton juvenile raptor, and you can’t even sedate the beast and stick your arm up its anus to sex it by palpation — until they’ve gone through an entire life cycle and we’ve had a corpse to dissect we won’t know enough about Tyrannosaur anatomy to be sure if we’ve got it right. All we could go by at the time was comparative blood titres of testosterone and other androgens. Which is how we figured out that Brad was probably male, and should have a sack full of sperm to milk.
“Well.” She put her beer down. “We had a meeting about it on the Friday, discussing ways and means. Frank sat in on it — as our customer and the owner of the Museum he had every right to — and I should have realized he was taking notes. Why don’t you stick a shocker up its back passage? He asked. That works for most poultry. Which got us onto some reminiscences from when he was growing up on his dad’s farm, where they bred Muscovy ducks. And then onto some, um, strictly non-professional speculation of an increasingly prurient nature. As you can imagine, Frank was a man of god rather than science; his concern was strictly that we couldn’t use male stock in the proposed Jesus rodeo, lest the ladies and wee ones in the audience see something they shouldn’t. And he took a startlingly in-depth interest in the topic at hand.” She frowned furiously. “That should have tipped me off. But anyway, we agreed to try electrostimulus first, using a stimulator sized for bison.”
Enjoy!
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December 19th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
You know what they say: In Soviet jungle, monkey spanks you!
From Tarzoon by Jack Rhodes, which appears to have been some sort of French-published sex parody of a Tarzan comic.
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December 18th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
I’ve never liked the Von Bayros erotic etchings as much as most people seem to; they’ve always struck me as passionless and overdrawn. But this one works:
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December 17th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
I don’t know anything about the origin of this art, but that’s a courtroom or I’ll eat a hat. I do not recognize the judicial costumes, but if this isn’t fundamentally political in nature — a jibe at somebody’s system of justice — I’d be rather surprised:
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December 16th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
Even though this was on Bondage Blog back in October, I still did a huge doubletake when I saw the packaging stacked all over the toy aisle at my local Dollar General:
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December 15th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
There’s a lot that I do not know about obsolete smoking technology, but I’ve seen enough examples of artwork featuring women with hookah nozzles in unexpected orifices to have started wondering. Is this just an erotic-art fantasy, or was there an actual smoking practice (perhaps involving something stronger than tobacco) like this in fashionable but dissolute salons?
From Kinky Delight.
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