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July 19th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Tumblr Admits, Then Denies, It’s Hiding Porn

I was among the first to discover back on May 15 that Tumblr was using an exclusionary robots.txt file to hide the contents of blogs flagged “Adult” from all search engines, the Internet Archive crawler, and any other internet service that respects robots.txt files. A few days later when I was poking at that unpleasant fact, I also discovered that Tumblr was excluding these blogs from its internal tag-search function:

Worse yet? Tumblr blogs flagged “adult” aren’t searchable even with Tumblr’s own internal search. You can test this yourself. Log into your Tumblr dashboard, go to your settings, and make sure you haven’t checked the “Browse tag pages in Safe Mode (Hide content from NSFW blogs)” setting:

setting for allowing yourself to search NSFW-flagged (but not adult-flagged) Tumblr blogs

Unlike the one that doesn’t actually “allow search engines to index your blog”, this checkbox appears to actually work in the narrow sense that if it is not checked, you can search for blogs flagged “NSWF” within the Tumblr tag search interface. But this checkbox lies by omission. You’ve got the option to search tag pages of NSFW blogs (or not) but opting to search them does not let you search blogs that have the deeper-level-of-perdition “adult” flag.

I even proved it with a careful set of screenshots:

My test for this is to search for a recent post at Wicked Knickers, which I used as my “adult” flagged example in the Thou Shalt Not Search Adult Tumblr Blogs post:

a recent sample post from Wicked Knickers

The post we will be looking for in the Tumblr dashboard tag search has a time stamp of 9:30pm yesterday, May 18, and is tagged “ziegfeld” which makes it a nice handy and recent thing to search for.

date and tags on wicked knickers sample post

So, what happens in the Tumblr tag search interface? If you’re logged in, this is what you see when you search for tumblr posts with the “ziegfeld” tag. The posts returned are listed in date order (most recent first) and dates are visible as tooltips on the live page, so I’ve added them in the margin with red arrows and white text. You’ll see that the Wicked Knickers post is not returned by the Tumblr search:

searching for a tagged post from adult-flagged tumblr blog

Thus you can imagine my surprise when Twitter started blowing up yesterday with outraged Tumblr-users who had only just discovered that their adult blogs had gone missing (2-3 months ago) from the Tumblr tag search interface. Of course it was all over Tumblr as well. I didn’t pay it any mind; I was busy yesterday and figured it was just one of those moments when public consciousness crystallizes about a long-established injustice.

It wasn’t until this morning, when I finally had time to get caught up, that I discovered what had caused the moment of crystallization. At first I thought it was the Daily Dot article that appeared yesterday, which I only skimmed at the time due to it being such ancient news to me: New NSFW content restrictions enrage Tumblr users. But then this morning Violet Blue published a similar (but much better, and I’d say that even if she hadn’t quoted my May reportage in detail) article at ZDNet: Adult Tumblr blogs now removed from every form of search possible. Violet’s too good a reporter to jump on a bandwagon just because it’s starting to speed up, so I took a second look at both articles to see what, if anything, had actually happened recently and wasn’t old news. Finally I twigged to it. Although the Tumblr internal search (which has always been a tags-only search) hasn’t revealed content from blogs flagged “adult” for months, the “new thing” is that Tumblr’s cryptic little internal checklist has finally (yesterday? Nobody seems to know just when) been updated to reveal that fact. Here’s the box as it existed on May 15, with my red arrow:

tumblr chart showing that adult blogs are not indexed by Google no matter what preference the user has expressed

And here’s the box as it is today, which Violet linked to and the Daily Dot printed:

tumblr policy

I’ve outlined what’s actually new in the graphic. Once again, it isn’t new policy at Tumblr; these are the rules since (near as I can tell) some time in February. What’s new is that Tumblr is now admitting what the rules have been for some time.

Now we come to the happy fun-time “evasions and denials” section of this post!

Remember, first, that Tumblr’s internal search has always been a tags-and-titles-only affair. So, look again at that line in the first red box of mine: “Posts appear in tag pages and search pages for logged-out users.” They are playing games with multiple pairs of yes-no variables here, for maximum confusion. The one checked box is for unflagged blogs; the unstated obverse is that “posts on flagged Adult and NSFW blogs do not appear for logged-out users”. Fair enough so far. What does the statement “do not appear for logged-out users” imply? Well, it implies that the posts do appear for logged-in users, which would make this a fairly benign (if still nanny-ish) attempt to make sure everybody who sees porn has opted-in to see it.

But that benign implication is false. Remember the other new (red boxed) line in the graphic? It says “Blog indexed by Tumblr search” and shows an unchecked box under “Adult”. So, in the first red box they say “you can’t see adult adult or NSFW blogs when logged out”, implying that logged in users can see them. But then in the second red box they carve the adult ones away, because they admit that Tumblr search (which is tag search) won’t index these blogs at all, meaning that logged-in users won’t see them either. NOBODY WILL SEE THEM except your logged-in followers, and that appears to mean legacy followers only, because how would anybody not already a follower of an adult-flagged blog ever discover it now? If your blog is flagged adult on Tumblr, you’re blogging inside a sealed black box, and you have been for months.

So much for evasion — now for the outright false denials. The reporters for the Daily Dot sought comment from Tumblr, and they got this from Tumblr Head of Communications Katherine Barna. I’m including my commentary inline [in italicized brackets like this]:

Tumblr’s longstanding policy regarding NSFW content has not changed [true, if a few months is “longstanding”] and emphasizes the importance of free expression. [Bullshit!] As addressed in these policies, we are constantly taking measures to ensure our users can avoid this content [true so far] unless they’d like to see it. [A lie — if they’d like to see it, they still can’t find it because Tumblr doesn’t index it.] You can read about some of these features here: http://www.tumblr.com/docs/en/nsfw

Adult and NSFW content will be visible to anyone who has opted-in via their Settings page. [“Visible” only if you know the link already, but not searchable for anyone. In other words, more bullshit. Unless the “will be” future phrasing means Tumblr plans to change this? Do not die holding your breath.]

Different app environments have different requirements that we do our best to adhere to. [Presumably true, but freighted with the false implication that this is why Tumblr restricts adult content in its apps, given that they restrict it elsewhere likewise] Users can also find all content with Tumblr search in their mobile web browser. [Flat lie. Tumblr’s own policy chart newly shows that Tumblr search does not index the adult-flagged blogs.]

So, there you have it, folks! Months after making a policy change to exclude adult-flagged blogs from its internal search, Tumblr updates its docs to disclose the change. Internet goes wild, so their spokeswoman sends email that contradicts the new policy document and falsely denies the change.

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July 18th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Porn Makes People Happy

Yesterday Spanking Blog linked to spanking model Alex Reynold’s self-described rant about the unwarranted judgmental criticism that porn models are subjected to. Myself, I wouldn’t call it a rant at all; to me, it reads more like a stirring manifesto. Here’s my favorite paragraph, on the social importance of porn (emphasis in original):

Porn, especially fetish porn, is actually important. Fetish porn allows people to realize that they aren’t the only people who are interested in what they are, to visualize their fantasies when they can’t connect with people in their personal lives and to be validated that what they like is okay. Despite how deeply involved I am in the creation of porn, I’m still a consumer of spanking pornography. I have subscriptions to five sites, and I watch them for my personal enjoyment, especially when I am unable to play for periods of time. There are lots of people for whom videos are the only way that they interact with their fetish. This is very important to them. Even when it’s not something so near and dear to someone’s heart, porn makes people happy. It doesn’t save anyone’s life. This is true. Neither does art. Neither does working in sales. Neither does designing roller coasters. The amount of people I know whose jobs are actually “necessary” when you really get down to it can be counted on the fingers of one hand. I have a job that makes other people AND me happy. That’s a win.

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July 17th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

A Week Of Being Adored

You want to know what women want? It’s a big topic with no universal answers. But there’s a hint in this excerpt from a post at More Pecudum:

The power of two skinny legged, perky breasted 18 year old pussy-carrying miscreants isn’t a thing you can measure with a few words about heat. Girls like my cousin and I are crazy dangerous on our own. She had a talent for not giving a fuck, and I had a talent for giving off a sex vibe. So, young, full of sexy, and with access to clubs since she was running sound for rock shows and I was holding, we had a few solid weeks to fill ourselves with any cock we pointed ourselves toward.

The night I met you, we were bored as hell with the usual routine… We were stoned, we were driving around, and we saw you and your friend walking down a sidewalk. We circled the block and we picked you up.

Over the next week you kept coming over, and I took your virginity, and you kept calling me your fantasy woman. The way you looked at me as I walked around naked, summer sun skin and strawberry blonde hair, I felt like a girl out of a song. Nobody had ever — nobody has ever looked at me that way. I blame you, in a way, for all the years that followed of me loving every single song with “girl” in the title, because all I ever wanted after that was for someone to think I was their fantasy.

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July 16th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Galen Examines His Lesbian Daughter

An ancient medical investigation of lesbianism:

Galen, the second-century Greek physician whose own daughter was a lesbian, according to medieval Arabic writers, is supposed to have examined his daughter’s labia and surrounding veins and to have concluded that her lesbianism was due to “an itch between the major and minor labia” that could be soothed only by rubbing them against another woman’s labia.

From Medieval Arab Lesbians and Lesbian-Like Women by Sahar Amer, in the Journal of the History of Sexuality (2009).

Galen was renowned for centuries as the greatest doctor who had ever lived. But that doesn’t mean he was actually all that good.

Also: readers may remember that Galen’s previous appearance on ErosBlog where his name was invoked as part of a husband’s appeal for buttsex during pregnancy:

Thy size repels me, whilst thy charms invite;
Then, say, how celebrate the marriage rite?
Learn’d Galen, Celsus, and Hippocrates,
Have held it good, in knotty points like these,
Lest mischief from too rude assaults should come,
To copulate ex more pecudum.

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July 15th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Margaret Cho’s Laughing Orgasms

This is kind of fun: in the most recent installment of Hysterical Literature, Margaret Cho keeps breaking out in squirming giggles and laughter as she orgasms — and eventually drops her Kindle — while reading aloud at a table (both hands firmly above the table in clear view of the camera) from The Claiming Of Sleeping Beauty by “A. N. Roquelaure” (Anne Rice). (Am I a hopeless pedant for being annoyed that the Hysterical Literature site wrongly identifies the book she’s reading from as Sleeping Beauty? Yes I am.)

Although nothing in this video clip makes it clear who is doing precisely what to Margaret under the table, we know from the essay Stoya wrote about her episode of Hysterical Literature that in her case, there was a woman under the table applying a Hitachi Magic Wand with some degree of skill:

When I tell Clayton’s lovely assistant for the evening that I’ve never experienced the Hitachi, her eyes light up. I’ve obviously gotten myself into the most fun kind of trouble. Lights get set and everyone assumes their positions. My underwear lays on the floor out of frame. As I start reading, my disbelief is suspended. I forget what is about to happen. The first touch on my thigh sends all available blood to my vulva…

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July 13th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Anal Tunnel Plugs

OK, it takes a lot for me to look at a new sex toy and go “bu… but… WTF is it for?” These anal tunnel plugs have done it to me today:

anal plugs with large central holes

Can somebody please point me to an internet resource describing the sexual use of these things? I can’t imagine there are too many people enforcing fecal incontinence on the long-term residents of their dungeons, right? Are people being penetrated through the central holes in these things? Is it for visual access? Perhaps all these things are true. I just can’t say. The promotional copy wasn’t very enlightening:

Want to open yourself and your lover to more intense sensation? These safe, flexible anal tunnel plugs take the conventional butt plug to an entirely new level of physical and visual pleasure. Whether you’re an advanced player or just beginning to explore, our three size options ensure satisfaction, and these tunnel plugs warm to the body and adjust to create a one-of-a-kind fit just for you!

We eagerly await further reports from the sexually-adventurous exploratory front.

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July 10th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Wife Spanking On Television

Did you ever see a woman look so happy at being spanked with the flat of a sabre?

television promotional photo of a woman getting spanked with a cavalry sword - actually a wife spanking

This scene never actually was “on” television; like so many provocative promotional stills, it’s not a scene from the actual show. This photo shows two characters (Captain Parmenter and Betty Lou MacDonald) from the 1966 TV show “F Troop”. The actors (Ken Berry and Jackie Joseph) were married in real life. Readers are therefore free to speculate as to how far to extrapolate from happy facial expressions the actors’ opinions on that ancient pulp/tabloid wife-spanking question: should wives be spanked?

It strikes me as bitterly ironic that a scene like this couldn’t even be shown in avowed pornography these days, due to billing policies.

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