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March 16th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

If The Dick Won’t Fit? Try It In Your Ass!

This is not a suggestion I’ve heard before, but it makes a lot of sense when you think about it. From Delilah, on Mastodon:

I received the most satisfying ass fucking last week, for the first time in a while. Partner shot a lovely, very large, hot load directly into my colon. I fell a sleep a happy girl.

Also, fun fact:

The average rectum (that’s the part of your intestine directly inside your sphincter) is several inches longer than the average vagina. YMMV.

My fellow vagina owners may be asking themselves, why is this notable? Well, if you’re struggling with that enormous cock in your life, you may find that your properly lubed asshole will accommodate it much better.

It is a solution I may employ for the fucking huge dick I occasionally play with. It’s much more satisfying for both of us if he can go balls deep with every thrust, without me feeling like I’m re-enacting the dinner scene from Alien.

Of course, if you’re not accustomed to things in your ass, it’s always advisable to start off small. No need to go full-on horse cock right out of the starting gate.

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March 15th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

The Pornocalypse Comes For Gumroad

Gumroad, which for those who don’t know it is an online sales platform that lets people sell a wide variety of digital content, has just gone full #pornocalypse, barring all sexually explicit content, defined extremely broadly. Like Patreon and for some of the same reasons (credit card processors) Gumroad’s adult content policies have always been a little bit incoherent. Nonetheless a lot of erotic artists were using the platform to sell things that weren’t welcome at Patreon, and that’s now over.

gumroad bans explicit content

There seems not to have been an announcement; the only link being bandied about is to their adult content policy page. Here’s what it looked like two days ago, and below is a side-by-side graphic (which expands slightly on clicking) of the changes. Porn featuring real people had already been banned, but as you can see the new prohibitions are much more sweeping, and touch on a wider universe of art, animation, comics, et cetera:

gumroad porn-hostile TOS comparison

Whenever we lose another adult-tolerant platform you’ll see people all over social media asking “What’s a good alternative?” There’s never a “good news” answer to that question. The squeeze on commercial erotic expression continues. Until we find a way to break the moralistic chokehold of the credit card companies, it’s not going to get better. The pornocalypse comes for us all.

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March 14th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Cocaine With Katya

There is a delightful scene in Corey Doctorow’s new novel The Bezzle where our hero, a formidable forensic accountant, has been dragged to a party of the super-rich and is making friends with one of the only other people at the party who works for a living:

I tapped my left nostril. “You missed a spot,” I whispered.

She bared her teeth even more and wiped away the white powder from her own left nostril, rubbed it on her gums and then wiped her hand off on her dress, looked down to make sure she hadn’t left a streak, then back at me.

“I have some to share, if you’d like,” she said. “JK gets lots of it.”

I let her lead me to the powder room.

In the enclosed space, she smelled of expensive perfume, floral and fresh and outdoorsy. It was a good Catalina Island smell. As soon as she closed the door, I became uncomfortably, overpoweringly aware of her position relative to mine, the inches between her bare arm and mine feeling electrically charged. I was not the kind of guy who found himself in the bathroom with beautiful younger women who wanted to share their cocaine.

“Let’s do this,” she said. She bared those perfect teeth again, then dug a little bottle out of her clutch and held it up so I could see that it was nearly full of white powder.

“JK gets good drugs.” Draaghs. I loved that accent.

“Have you two been together for very long?”

She gave me a searching look, like she was trying to figure out if I was pulling her leg. “I see JK when he books me,” she said. “He likes variety, so only every month or so. But yes, for a year, I think.” She watched me absorb that and her smile got wider. “You’re a nice man,” she said.

She produced a small, silver coke spoon and held it so it caught the light. She mounded it high with coke and held it up to my face. She took my chin with long, cool fingers and tilted my head, brought the spoon up to one nostril and pinched the other, her fingers resting on my lips. “Cheers,” she said, and I took a deep sniff.

She stared into my eyes as the coke came on. My skin felt all-over tight. My pulse thudded in my throat, where her thumb still had my jaw, and in my lips, where her fingers rested. She looked at me this way and that, chin tilting, staring into my eyes like a jeweler assessing a gemstone. Finally, she gave the tiniest nod and withdrew her hand. My skin tingled where her fingertips had been.

She held my gaze for another minute. “My turn,” she said, and scooped out her own mound. She sniffed it daintily, wrinkled her nose, closed her eyes and turned her head to the ceiling, giving me a long look at her long neck, the vein in her throat, her collarbones and the top of her cleavage.

Then she shivered from top to toe and looked me back in the eyes. “I don’t think you’re rich, Marty,” she said.

“No,” I said. “Not like our host.”

“Not like JK.”

“No,” I said.

“At first, I thought you might be. You’re not one of these people, and sometimes that means you’re from a higher level. But you’re just someone’s friend, aren’t you?”

“I am,” I said. I looked at her cocaine vial, now noticeably depleted. That was a business-development asset, and she’d wasted it on me. I wanted to apologize, but I didn’t want to offend her.

She followed my gaze. “It’s okay,” she said. “I knew you weren’t rich before I gave it to you. You seem interesting. Not boring, the way those rich ones are. It’s nice to chat with someone who I’m not doing business with.”

There it was. I’d passed by an uncountable number of sex workers who were soliciting on the street, and objectively, I must have passed an equally uncountable number of sex workers who were just out shopping or going to the movies or the doctor’s office or the daycare center. I’d even learned to recognize the telltale signs of a man’s sex-worker habit from his financials, after a couple of divorce jobs where I got hired to audit the family books (big cash withdrawals, obviously, but that could also be drugs; for sex workers you also needed to look for regular charges from certain anything-goes payment processors, the kinds of places that host reviews or make arrangements).

But I had never (knowingly) conversed with a sex worker up until that moment. I was worldly enough to suppose that questions about the job, or how she got into it, would not be welcome.

Clearly she was good at what she did: not only was she carrying a two-thousand-dollar handbag and accompanying a very rich—if very dull—man, but she’d smoothly flirted with me in a way that had left me tongue-tied and disoriented. If I’d had the same kind of money as Tommy Bahama—JK—and she’d named a price, I’d have been very, very tempted.

But I was just someone’s friend. Thankfully.

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March 13th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

A Kiss Through The Bars

I always love the ambiguity of these “divided by prison bars” images, because each one tells two different stories, depending on who you imagine is inside the bars versus who is outside them:

nipple kissing through the bars of a jail cell

From the cover of a Terror fumetto magazine.

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March 11th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Monster Fucker Monday #6

 
March 9th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Moment Of Joy #8

Today’s moment of joy:

The most joyous thing I’ve seen today was a sweet young thing on TikTok saying “If you can’t afford therapy, just go fuck a 45 year old man. It’ll do the job, and it’s much cheaper.”

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March 8th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Vintage Catfight Between Two Blondes

The cigar-smoking men in New York City basements who flirted with legal disaster by selling kinky photos via back-page ads in pulp magazines back in the 1950s truly knew how to combine a variety of fetish fuels while still somehow keeping their models fully covered. And that’s how we got two blondes in fancy lingerie having a hair-pulling cat fight:

Klaw style vintage cat-fight photo starring two blonde women in vintage lingerie

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