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November 26th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Baby Oil In Glass And Other Pleasures

Oh, what a more innocent era! Sunscreen? What’s that? Not for us! We fry our skins in baby oil from a glass bottle and celebrate the pleasures of a full natural bush that poufs out to catch the sunlight:

naturist sun worshipper applying baby oil and displaying her bushy pubic hair

From an undated 1960s magazine called The Leisure Nudist Life.

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November 24th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

“For Screwing Dog”

This is an actual advertisement for ground anchor stakes that is presently live on Amazon. Please, I beg of you, do not use these ground anchors for screwing dog:

ground anchors stakes for screwing dog

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November 22nd, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Orgasms First! And Then Go To Dinner

This post is unabashed propaganda for the proposition that you should always do whatever it takes to get your rocks off before going to that stressful turkey dinner with the family who’s gonna give you grief about your politics or your lifestyle. In Holiday Pit Stop: Don’t Go To The Folks Until You’ve Cum At Least Once, that’s exactly what Yasmin and Will decide to do, after a fast mutual pickup at their local bar:

back home for a quick hookup after meeting at a bar

For once the marketing copy for this porn shoot needs no elaboration:

Yasmin and Will meet in a bar. They both had the same needs before heading off to their families for a night of family fighting, too much turkey and of course, the endless guilt trip about being single during the Holidays. They both wanted that one cocktail that takes the edge off and keeps your sister from saying you drink too much.

Soon though their quick drink and a little commiserating leads to both of them returning to Will’s hotel room for a little pre-dinner fucking.

thanksgiving sex with a trans girl

There’s nothing like fucking a stranger you’ll never see again right before going to a family gathering! The secret is enough to keep you smiling all the way to the pie.

holiday sex with a trans femme

quickie sex with a trans woman

Via TS Seduction at Kink.com.

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November 20th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

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November 18th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Zipped-Together Sleeping Bags, Demonstrated

Earlier this year I posted a perhaps-too-personal essay about one of the relationship follies of my youth. The sad tale couldn’t be told without me touching on the romantic significance of zipping sleeping bags together (or not) while couples-camping in the great outdoors. Of course my notions on that subject might be idiosyncratic, but I am vindicated, I think, by this explanatory photo essay that I found in a nudity-friendly outdoor camping gear catalog from 1980:

a series of photos showing the potential for two naked people to zip together their sleeping bags

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November 16th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Three In A Tub

This seems like a very jolly bathtime that anyone would be proud to have been invited to attend:

three women happily bathing together in one small bathtub

Apparently it’s a scene from the 1988 movie Nightmare Sisters, featuring Michelle Bauer, Brinke Stevens and Linnea Quigley.

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November 14th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Doing Her Doggy Style

This athletic bit of from-behind sexing-up is from a Peter Riverstone graphic novel:

doggy style cartoon sex

I’ll take this occasion to mention one of the problems that plagues pornographers who work in the English language: there really isn’t a style manual one can consult that comes to good grip with some of our linguistic problems. For instance, what should be the proper orthography for doggy style sex? Is “doggy style” (rendered thus, as two unadorned words, and the orthography I currently prefer) the majority usage, as I suspect? We often see a hyphen (doggy-style) or a compound word (doggystyle). Sometimes we even see an alternative spelling with diminutive connotations (doggie style). Are there good reasons to prefer one of these alternate renditions? Let me know what you think, dear readers.

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