January 3rd, 2013 -- by Bacchus
Brigitte Bardot Sorts Her Paparazzi Problem
Looks like a difficult photo to survive taking:
That’s Brigitte Bardot at the gun and Jeanne Moreau prettily protecting her hearing.
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December 31st, 2012 -- by Bacchus
His Favorite Fuck-Hole
So I saw this line on a raunchy porn Tumblr somewhere:
My favourite fuck-holes, in order of preference: MOUTH, ASSHOLE, then PUSSY.
And it made me feel…old.
You know why?
Because I am old, would be the flip answer; though in fact I’m only just sorta middle-aged. But what I mean is, I’m old enough to remember when being “all about the pussy” was a defining character of manliness. Hookers were still using “Greek” as a euphemism for anal sex between a man and a woman, and it was expressly because of the reputation the classical Greeks had for man-on-boy anal. Men could get blowjobs but you didn’t admit to licking pussy (sissy!) or wanting to fuck your woman up the butt. If you wanted to put it up her ass, the thinking was, it was because you were a closet homo without even the courage to try it with a man.
So I saw that quote on that Tumblr and it was a “wow, the world really has changed” moment for me. Which of course it has. The discourse about sex of all kinds the internet has enabled has radically changed our sexual world.
December 30th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Veterinary Tool? Or Sex Toy?
I’m pretty sure this object was not designed for use as an anal speculum for humans:
But we are the inventive monkeys, right?
From Electrosluts.
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December 29th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Hot Cougar Action And How To Get It
As always, we start with the basics. Boys, pay attention:
If you want some hot cougar action, pull up your pants, please!
That’s Nina Hartley as quoted by Carol Queen.
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December 27th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
He Loves His Wife
So I just saw Barbara Walters on TV, asking the Obamas “So why where you hugging so hard in Iowa?”
As Michelle takes a breath to answer, Barak jumps in with a shaking head and a genial tone that nonetheless conveys he’s answering a stupid question: “Because I love my wife!” The “Duh…” was unstated but audible nonetheless.
See also: Does Barak Obama Spank His Wife?
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December 26th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
