November 25th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Double Penetration Comic
From La Chatte by Xavier Duvet.
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November 22nd, 2012 -- by Bacchus
How To Make Your Girlfriend Smell Like A Roasting Turkey
This seems appropriate for Thanksgiving, in a twisted sort of way. From Figging.com, where the question was whether essential oil of ginger could substitute for fresh ginger root in figging play:
I’ve not personally tried ginger oil, but I did have some strong “essence of rosemary” oil once that I’d used (a few drops at a time) to scent massage oil. It made my girlfriend smell like a cooking turkey (yum!) (and that’s a whole ‘nother fetish for ya) but it also had a substantial warming effect when the massage got personal, to the point where she was vocalizing and writhing (in a good way).
Well then. Your Thanksgiving aromatherapy lesson is now officially over.
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November 21st, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Foot Worship: Hey, Girl, Your Toes Are Pretty
Also: sticky.
Er, sorry about that…
There’s a new foot fetish site on the block — the stylish and sexual Foot Worship, which manages to mix all the pure tropes of foot fetishism with good old-fashioned sticky sex. Here’s Jenna Presley and her pretty, soon-to-be-sticky feet:
Those images are from this recent shoot.
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November 20th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Awesome Dildo Review
Molly Ren found the most awesome dildo review. It’s for the Tantus Echo vibrating dildo:
“For older mountain men like me, satisfying the wanton needs of healthy younger women can sometimes be taxing, if not exhausting, so when I have reached the upper limits of my own existential and physiological turgidity, I reach out for my purple rubber friend, The TAntus, and turn on its agitating vibration to rush into the fray. The Tantus is a stand up device, willing and wiggling through even the hard play of insistent immersion in thorny environs, and still come out ready for more. Built of sturdier stuff that we ordinary mortals, he is always up for the hard job at hand, and can be heartily thrust into whatever taxing situation without worrying about his ability to see it through to the climatic moments ahead. So, with or without Viagra, having a suitable substitute appliance like the Tantus can make for some interesting nights with your favorite younger friend.”
If I ever write a novel I’m going to seriously consider The Wanton Needs Of Healthy Younger Women as my title.
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November 19th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Those Kinky Geeks
Quote of the day:
“When people tell me that geeks are “virgins” or “don’t have sex,” I usually boggle at them and wonder if they have actually ever met any geeks.”
Annalee Newitz in “Why Do Geeks Like Kinky Sex?” at io9.com.
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November 17th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Sex Blogging In The Stream
ErosBlog has been paying attention to Anil Dash for a very long time. Indeed, the second ErosBlog post ever quoted his 2002 musings on the masturbatory uses of hand-held shower nozzles. So I’ve been mulling his Stop Publishing Web Pages article for about a month, now. Specifically, he talks about how mobile apps tend to present stuff to the user in a highly-functional stream that’s just more useful and easier to process than standard web pages are. I don’t consider myself much of a media company, but I recognize ErosBlog in this unflattering description:
Most media companies on the web spend all of their effort putting content into content management systems which publish pages. These pages work essentially the same way that pages have worked since the beginning of the web, with a single article or post living at a particular address, and then tons of navigation and cruft (and, usually, advertisements) surrounding that article.
Users have decided they want streams, but most media companies are insisting on publishing more and more pages. And the systems which publish the web are designed to keep making pages, not to make customized streams.
And I recognize myself (and my behavior) when I read this:
Pay attention to the fact that all the links you click on Twitter, on Facebook, on Pinterest, all take you to out of the simple flow of those apps and into a jarring, cluttered experience where the most appealing option is the back button. Stop being one of those dead-end experiences and start being more like what users have repeatedly demonstrated they prefer.
The Google Analytics for ErosBlog reinforce this unwelcome sense of familiarity. Not only do I click back in horror when I land on an old cluttered web page that doesn’t play well with my smartphone, but so do you. The ErosBlog bounce rate (a measure of people who arrive at the site and very swiftly leave again) is already an unflattering 61 percent, but for mobile users, it’s an even worse 68 percent.
What’s less obvious is how to streamify the ErosBlog experience. Even Anil (much smarter about content management systems than I could ever hope to be, having been the first employee of the folks who invented the once-famous Moveable Type blog software) admits:
Obviously, I’ve written this in an old-style content publishing system, and this piece lives on my website as an old-fashioned HTML page. But if I had my preference, I’d write up an article like this, and it’d seamlessly glide into a clean, simple stream of my writing, organized by topic and sorted with the newest stuff on top. Blogs have always worked this way, but they were shoehorning this stream-like behavior into the best representation possible under the old page model.
I don’t have a tool I can use to run my website which will output a stream that works the right way…
Of course it’s been three months since he wrote that. And (to me, at least, who may not be understanding what he’s saying as well as I should) it looks as if there’s no theoretical reason why smart HTML5 templates in a properly-constructed WordPress theme couldn’t do the job. Has anybody written them yet? Not that I’ve found, but I keep hoping.
I’ve been tinkering for more than a year on various efforts to make ErosBlog more mobile-friendly, but my coding skills deficit has proven too large, and so I’ve not really gotten a lot of traction. I’ve done a lot of not-so-idle Googling for solutions coded by others, but haven’t seen anything that really does the job the way I want it done. And that’s when my vision was simply to make something that “looks like ErosBlog” while making more efficient use of small screens. Then Anil came along and convinced me I was thinking too narrowly. Now the goalposts are moving, because the app ecosystem is teaching people to want/demand new functionality in the ways their media is displayed to them.
Do I have any idea how to get ahead of this problem? Nothing concrete, I fear. As I tinker with this, my skills get better (so slowly!); that helps my feeble efforts, and on top of that I take heart from the notion that smarter people than me are working up awesome templates and themes that I’ll eventually find and put to use. All suggestions gratefully considered!
November 16th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
A Consumer-Protection Trick For Porn Subscribers
I’m slow but I learn. And what I learn, I try to remember to share.
One of the consistent and persistent minor frauds in the porn industry is the subscription porn pay site that isn’t actually producing new updates any more. But, you know, nobody is going to subscribe to a site where the last bit of new content has a 2011 date on it, are they? People who pay good money for porn (an ever-dwindling pool) want to see new stuff at least once a week, minimum. So there’s a certain stage in the life cycle of a porn site where the updates aren’t happening any more. But rather than admitting up front that a site is “mostly dead” (and, say, charging a one-time flat rate for access to the moribund site’s archives, as sometimes happens) the site operators decide to use automatic scripts to pull old updates (from, say, 2002 or whenever) and put current dates on them. So you land on the front page of the site today and it says the last update was October 12 (last week), but you (if you are a porn old-timer) might realize the picture was actually shot ten or fifteen years ago. (Yes, some sites out there really do have archives going back into the 1990s that they are presenting in dribs-and-drabs as “new” weekly updates.)
There’s a sense in which this does not matter. (Call this “lies pornographers tell themselves to sleep better at night.”) If a site’s “new to you” and the archives are so very deep that you could subscribe for a year and would never view all the content, the faux weekly updates are just another content-discovery and presentation tool for you to use during your membership, as you wallow in years of yummy porn that you never saw before. But if the actual amount of content on the site is limited, you’ll swiftly be disappointed when you realize that (1) you’ve viewed all the photoshoots and videos of interest to you and (2) the fresh-looking dates on the tour (that made you think there’d be new stuff coming every week) were bogus. And then when the automatic rebill hits your credit card, you very rapidly start to feel cheated, because what are you getting for that money?
Since ErosBlog has historically (again, not so much these days) been supported in part by affiliate links to paid porn sites, it’s always been something I paid attention to. But for many years there was no good easy way to tell when this was happening. Until recently. The rise of decent-quality image searching and the ubiquity of porn on Tumblr have combined to make porn-dating quite easy.
It works like this. You’re looking at a porn site tour, trying to decide if it’s worth paying for (or, if you’re a porn blogger, worth linking to). There are, at a minimum, several pictures (and usually a video clip) presented as a recent update with last week’s date on them. You pick whichever picture you like best, on the assumption that what’s most pleasing to your eye is probably most likely to have been reblogged all over Tumblr. You image-search that picture. The dates visible in the snippets in the Google image search results will have your answer. If they are all as recent as the alleged recent update, the update date is likely to be honest. If you find this picture all over the internet with dates going back years, you’re being lied to.
Easy-peasy!
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