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February 5th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Monster Fucker Monday #5

At first glance, you might be forgiven for thinking our busty sorceress made a most grievous spellcasting error. She did not! In truth, her manual of incantations contained an explicit and very clear warning about the price to be paid for planar travel through the realm of the gargoyles. She knew precisely what to expect after scribing the runes on her body:

woman with huge breasts and magical markings on her skin is being thoroughly fucked by a huge gargoyle as smaller gargoyles watch

Artwork is by Lucien.

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February 2nd, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Moment Of Joy #5

Today’s moment of joy:

The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is a line of dialog between a matchmaking personal assistant and her hard-working lonely boss: “If you’re thinking about breaking your self-imposed celibacy at Comic Con with some guy dressed up as Khal Drogo, unless he actually is Jason Mamoa, I forbid it!”

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January 31st, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Space Biker

She’s underdressed for riding a tiny circus bicycle around the edge of a planetary ring, but we’ll allow it just this one time:

pretty woman wearing lingerie and a bonnet flashes her tits as she rides a tiny bike in space

From Kinky Delight.

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January 27th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

She Dropped The Soap

You know all those jokes about not dropping the soap, whenever someone is stuck taking a shower in an unsafe institutional location with inadequate privacy and security? This view, this angle, this bit of voyeuristic opportunism, is why those jokes exist:

joanna storm is bent over in an open shower, groping for something on the floor and giving a great view of her ass and pussy

In truth this is an image of the porn actress Joanna Storm, from the classic porn movie sequel The Devil In Miss Jones 2.

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January 26th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

The View From Up Here Is Amazing!

 
January 24th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Gradations Of Love

I recently overheard this joke.

“What’s the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?”

“I don’t know.”

“Spitting, swallowing, or gargling.”

I didn’t find a good meme of this, so I turned my weak meme-making skills to the task:

blowjob photo of woman sucking a dick with meme text that says true love swallows

The source photo for the meme comes from Color Climax #10 (February 1969).

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January 22nd, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Monster Fucker Monday #3

 
 
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