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November 14th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Doing Her Doggy Style

This athletic bit of from-behind sexing-up is from a Peter Riverstone graphic novel:

doggy style cartoon sex

I’ll take this occasion to mention one of the problems that plagues pornographers who work in the English language: there really isn’t a style manual one can consult that comes to good grip with some of our linguistic problems. For instance, what should be the proper orthography for doggy style sex? Is “doggy style” (rendered thus, as two unadorned words, and the orthography I currently prefer) the majority usage, as I suspect? We often see a hyphen (doggy-style) or a compound word (doggystyle). Sometimes we even see an alternative spelling with diminutive connotations (doggie style). Are there good reasons to prefer one of these alternate renditions? Let me know what you think, dear readers.

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November 13th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Stopping Traffic

I don’t care how your arousal wiring is connected, there’s no way that this wouldn’t be a distraction to see during your morning commute. “Yes, Bob, Chopper 5 eye-in-the-sky is on the scene, and there does indeed seem to be a slowdown on the 409 this morning, some sort of traffic disturbance…”

naked gay man on a motorcycle with his erection hanging down and his ass crack wide open

Photo is from the amazing collection of vintage gay porn at BJ’s Land.

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November 12th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Dick On A Stick: The Early Days

Does anybody remember my rantish query back in 2010 when I speculated about the pornographic logic of the dick on a stick? The commenters and I came up with quite a long list of reasons why the use of a dildo on a lengthy pole might solve various problems for porn producers, but we didn’t really make progress on my root question, namely, is there an audience for it? Is it a fetish, or just a practicality?

Thirteen years later I’m no closer to having any answers, but I did find a dick-on-a-stick example that proves the practice had decades of history when I first raised the questions. This dick on a stick bondage photo is from an undated Color Climax bondage magazine (Bondage King Size #3) published in Copenhagen, in the 1970s or perhaps the early 1980s:

vintage dick on a stick from color climax

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November 11th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

A Wedding At Nudist Camp

Speaking as we just were about people who need a frosting management strategy, this happy nude couple cutting their wedding cake have it pretty easy. No matter how much cake they rub on their bodies, cleanup is a simple matter of lips and tongues!

naked wedding cake cutting

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November 10th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Mind Where The Frosting Goes

Here’s a fragment of good advice that I overheard, perhaps on TikTok:

“Sis, if you are not trying to bake a bun in your oven, be a toaster strudel, not a Twinkie.”

Whether you’re glazing, frosting, icing, or stuffing your sweet bit of pastry, it’s important to have a plan, yeah?

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November 9th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Vintage Blowjob: The Setup

Her lips aren’t wrapped around his impressive schlong yet, but judging by her anticipatory smile, that’s about to change:

woman with her pussy showing is handling an impressive cock and looks like she's about to suck it

From Vintage Lust.

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November 8th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

The View From Up Here Is Amazing!

 
 
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