Honey From The Icebox
Where has the this quote been all my life? Because lordy, I’ve needed it a time or three:
“She’s very pretty but she’s honey from the icebox, if you know what I mean. Cold sweets won’t spread.”
– Saul Bellow in Humbolt’s Gift
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January 14th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Honey From The IceboxWhere has the this quote been all my life? Because lordy, I’ve needed it a time or three:
January 14th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
An Exception To The RuleYou know the rule, gentlemen. The one that says: “Nobody wants to see a picture of your dick on the internet, so keep it to yourself.” I hesitate to bring this up, because far too many guys already think their junk is a special exception to the rule. Clue: it’s not. And yet … just this one time … I think I may have found an exception. I’m not really qualified to say, but even I was thinking… well, just never you mind exactly what I was thinking. Anyway. Some of you probably want to see this. Similar Sex Blogging: January 13th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Psychedelic Smurf BorrowersI found this illustration in a bizarre 60s-feeling graphic novel by Georges Pichard called Les Manufacturées. It’s like The Smurfs meet The Borrowers, only on acid. There’s this little brightly colored biker gang, see, only they get captured and kept in a shoe box… In the panel right after this one, this pervy dude’s wife catches him trying to give the tiny biker chick a bath she does not want, and literally kicks his ass into (not literally) next Wednesday. Similar Sex Blogging: January 12th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
“Checking Her Blood Sugar”Well, the excuse is certainly creative. But what else are you going to say, when the janitor catches the two of you in your classroom, naked on the floor with the lights off?
Similar Sex Blogging: January 12th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Lesbian Asterisk Pussy?Once or twice before I’ve gotten inbound links from the very hip and very cool Autostraddle, which describes itself as “an intelligent, hilarious & provocative voice and a progressive online community for a new generation of kickass lesbian, bisexual & otherwise inclined ladies.” I tend to take links from sources like this as a sort of “mission accomplished” compliment. Yes, I’m a straight guy who blogs mostly male-gaze porn with male-gaze commentary. Does that mean I have to be creepy and boys-only about it? I’ve never thought so. But I’ve got to say, this particular inbound link had some curiously prudish and distancing anchor text that’s got me scratching my head. The post in question was this one, and contained this line:
When they linked this post at Autostraddle, here’s the line of anchor text they used:
Notice what’s different? First of all, they added the phrase “have to”. Like there was something repugnant about that perfectly delicious pussy. WTF? And then, they asterisked the spelling of “pussy”. Again, WTF? I’m not complaining — I’m happy for the link and the attention. But a site like that’s the last place I would expect to be pussy-squeamish. Maybe there’s another explanation I’m not getting? Update: Riese from Autostraddle explains. January 11th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
What Is This I Don’t EvenEntirely unsure what-all we are looking at here. But it looks like fun is being had: Found it at All Shapes And Sizes. Similar Sex Blogging: January 10th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Up Against The Wall For Her EnemasI like the way this vintage picture manages to suggest a bondage/dungeon scene without actually being one. To me, that hints at an origin in one of those timorous black and white fetish magazines of the 1970s or early 1980s, when mixing fetishes in print was considered legally dangerous. So she’s up against the wall like she’s been arrested, and there’s an attachment point for some chains, but no chains: From Usenet. Similar Sex Blogging: |