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February 7th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

The Good Wife Project

POV amateur-appearing photo of a mature woman with a wad of cum on her right eyebrow, sucking the tip of a man's penis.

One of the many things I miss from the heyday of porn on Tumbler was a loose association of swingers, adventurers, exhibitionists, and amateur porn enthusiasts who shared pictures like the one above. I no longer remember whether the name “Good Wife Project” was a specific Tumblr, or a tag that was shared across a group of like-minded posters and sites. The common theme was point-of-view shots of grown-ass women, enthusiastic blowjobs, sticky faces, and posing/staging that didn’t look like commercial porn.

I did an awful lot of right-click-save-as slipshod curation in those days, but in hindsight, nothing like enough. And of course, I’d have been an awful lot better off focusing on crawling and capturing entire tumblrs. They didn’t usually have much metadata, but sometimes there was a little bit.

Am I not grateful for the crawling and capturing that the Internet Archive did? Of course. But it’s appalling how incomplete those crawls are, and how many images were not captured, especially in the earlier years. No shade; a crawl like that is an enormous, resource-expensive and somewhat adversarial undertaking. I prefer to celebrate what the Archive did capture rather than lament what they didn’t.

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February 6th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Dildo Decisions

This erotic sculpture in a classical style appears to be French, but little is known online about it, except that it was on display in the Museum of Sex in Amsterdam in 2006 when this photo was taken by Esther Garcia. I’m sure many of ErosBlog’s readers have been to that museum; perhaps if we’re lucky, some of you will remember and share some of the curatorial information about the piece, that might have been on display with it?

sculpture of a woman preparing to choose a dildo with which to masturbate

Here’s another image of the display case, giving a bit more visual context to the museum exhibit.

photo of erotic sculpture on display in the sex museum aka venus temple in amsterdam

I’d sure love to know more!

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February 4th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Phone Sex In The Pre-Digital Office

You whippersnappers don’t know what it was like, but sometimes when it got boring in the office you just had to close your office door, call up your honey, and ask her what she was wearing. Did you shave this morning? Did you miss me while you were in the shower?

a man behind his book-covered office desk with his corded office phone to his ear and his other hand wrapped around his dick

Art is by Cécile Vallonoux.

Full disclosure: I am old enough to have worked in a 20th-century office with the architecture that allowed for this kind of phone sex shenanigans, but I’m not actually old enough to have indulged in them. By my time, the supporting social structures were already long gone. I had a lock on my door but my boomer bosses expected to, and did, burst into my office without warning at any time.

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February 2nd, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Advanced Husband Management

The other day ParZival’s wife took very good care of him and then ran off to the craft and fabric store while he was taking a little snooze. “Did she just bed me, fed me, and then put me down for a nap?” Yeah, big boy:

That right there is what we used to call some advanced husband management skills!

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January 31st, 2025 -- by Bacchus

A Vegetal Riddle

What’s the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you stick the cucumber…

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January 29th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Jar Jar The Stripper: Provenanced!

Back in 2016 I facetiously suggested that this bizarre horse-head burlesque performer was the unbeloved Star Wars character Jar Jar Binks trying to pick up some extra cash as a strip dancer. Now, I actually have some explanatory provenance for this photo:

barnyard follies burlesque dancer at the panama club in london

The caption in the March 1960 issue of Ace magazine reads

The Panama’s “Barnyard Follies” features chorus girls wearing head masks of farm beasts.

The photo is from an article about the burlesque “revues” at the Club Panama in London. Besides the Barnyard Follies, other shows mentioned include Scotch dance, a “Devil Dance”, Egyptian dance, a “popular Indian routine” (they mean the American kind, with redface), a satire show called “Seeing Stars”, something called “Nudes in the News”, a number titled “On the Spanish Beach”, and a show called “The Sultan’s Harem.” Sounds like a fun lineup!

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January 24th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Her Sense Of Imminent Peril

 
 
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