August 12th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
There’s a blog post genre as old as blogging, in which our intrepid blogger examines the logs and discovers amusing search queries, which are then duly reproduced (usually with snarky commentary) for the amusement of all. I’ve done this myself, but I try not to do it often, because it has the potential to become as stale as your average “memes” post.
However, I’ve rarely seen it done as well as Always Aroused Girl does it. She got bogged down, to good effect, in some “how to” and “how many” queries:
- How to find out a vegina whether it is fucked or not? (You just can’t tell. Some call this “Victoria’s Secret.”)
- How to find women that love to deepthroat? (Seriously, is this your only qualification? Breathing and deepthroating skillz? That’s it?)
August 11th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
I suppose this iconic reinvention of tabletop soccer might amuse a certain sort of amputation fetishist:
But it certainly didn’t amuse Vanessa at Feministing, who got things slightly backwards with the sarcastic “Dismembered body parts just never get old!”
August 10th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
Seriously, now. Can a blog ever have too many topless dancing girls?
I didn’t think so either.
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August 7th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
“The cage is on the loading dock, just sign here…”
Image credit: Butt Machine Boys.
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August 7th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
Those of you with a thing for casts and crutches — or even just pretty legs — may appreciate this 1961 celebrity photo of actress Lisa Kirk:
It was originally captioned:
October 7, 1961: Broken Toe Doesn’t Stop Her
Entertainer Lisa Kirk, who broke a little toe when she banged it against a chair last month, uses crutches to go through the rehearsal for her song-and-dance act in Hollywood yesterday. She opens at New York’s Waldorf Astoria in two weeks, and hopes she’ll be able to abandon the crutches by then.
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August 6th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
Another Rooie Oortjes gem from Usenet:
The universal comic tradition tells us that something is about to come falling out of that tree. I was expecting more nature lovers, to be honest, but what I got was the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil:
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August 6th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
She had to show them off:
This comes to us from alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. cartoons, but I think it might be originally from Rooie Oortjes.
