November 26th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
Omigawd, sometimes Fleshbot finds things that don’t bear much contemplation. Just for instance, hentai cum sculptures:
I’d say somebody was really bored, except… on the evidence, it would seem he wasn’t really bored at all.
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November 25th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
Here’s the perfect wedding dress for those “hasty” weddings:
I’ll bet it’s stretchy, too, which is always handy when the bride is getting bigger every day.
November 24th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
What could be sexier today than a pretty woman, not overdressed, brushing warm butter onto the Thanksgiving Turkey?
I think I could help her with her task. Admittedly, if I had the butter brush in my hand, there’s a couple of places I’d like to brush that wouldn’t be going in the oven later….
Perhaps that sort of thinking is why The Nymph is always throwing me out of her kitchen.
Which reminds me, I’m under strict instructions to remember to wake The Nymph in time for her to get our turkey in the oven. I’d better go do that now.
Life is good!
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November 22nd, 2005 -- by Bacchus
There’s a heck of a rantish sex essay over at Rollertrain, covering many sexual topics, but this little bit jumped out:
Every straight guy has a magic cum button: That amazing little spot tucked just inside the most feared orifice of mankind. If I was the boss of Sexyland, I’d start an ad campaign:
Prostate as Male Clitoris; No Longer Just a Dude’s G(ay) Spot.
Have your lover get a manicure, lube up a finger, massage your sphincter and gently penetrate that scary place, one millimeter at a time. Ask them to bend their finger into the famous “come hither” curve until they feel the firm bump of your prostate. Let and feel them tease it till your man-clitoris get bigger and harder, which leads me to the campaign’s tagline:
It works kind of like your boner! And feels just as good.
Ask them to suck your cock while they’re at it. This tip leads to the customer benefit points:
Orgasm is a physical inevitability when you mix prostate stimulation with fellatio.
There are three key issues to deal with before you grant ass access to your lover’s pointer finger. First, shit. Second, wash. Third, stop being so fucking gay. The more afraid you are, the more you’re going to love it, and the sooner you should figure out how to try it. Prostate play feels too good to pass off as something that shouldn’t be enjoyed. Life is short, gentlemen. Get over your ass. Encourage your lovers to do the same thing.
November 21st, 2005 -- by Bacchus
I don’t usually post pictures of nude celebrities that I stumble across, because (to be blunt about it) most celebrities are no more attractive (when they aren’t planning to be photographed) than is the common run of humanity. Plus, candid photos (of anybody) are rarely sexy.
But of course for every rule there is an exception or six, and in the case of naked celebs, there are a few actresses who would be sexy and beautiful if you pulled them out of a stock pond after a stampede. And Kirsten Dunst, I’d say, is one:
Oopsie:
November 20th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
Wow — it may be grainy, but this is still a very cute picture of a cosplayer in the persona of Pfil, the pretty and often-helpless pixie girl from the incredibly raunchy worm-and-beetle-sex Bondage Fairies comics:
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November 18th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
This looks like an artifact from that notorious decade before my time, when folks got naked a lot, smoked whatever they could find, drank hard, ate hard, laughed hard, and grasped life by the short and curlies without fearing the consequences. I’ve never been to a dinner party like the one shown in this vintage photograph, but it sure looks like fun!
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