Desert island, this time. The chained beauty should help keep loneliness issues to a bare minimum:

From Bondage Blog.

Over on Donny’s Ramblings, softcore porn producer Donovan Phillips makes some suggestions for hard-core porn producers about things to include in hard-core porn. This one set me to to musing:

Kissing – doesn’t have to be lovey, dovey kissing. Some firm, “Oh my God I want to fuck you!” type kissing helps get the women I know going. The male shows some aggression but in an “I really fucking want you!” way instead of a “You’re my cum bucket” type way. Know what I mean?

I think that distinction between aggression and contempt is important. What’s with all the contempt for the talent in American porn, anyway? It’s possible, perhaps even normal, for people to enjoy depictions of sexual aggression, but I don’t really know all that many men who buy into the “cum bucket” contemptuousness and distaste. In my life to date, I’ve heard only one man actually utter that phrase in all seriousness, and he’s widely known to be an exceptional asshole. When I see pornography that buys into the whole adolescent large-talking locker room “bitch/whore/cunt/slut” foulness, I’m always tempted to assume that the pornographers in question are letting their own personal issues cloud their understanding of their market. Most men (all real men) can readily distinguish between sexual aggressiveness and sexual contempt. The former is good dirty fun in appropriate contexts, and often quite well appreciated by the women in question. The latter just leaves us thinking “What the fuck?!”

Bad bogus school girls have always been one of the funniest things in porn (especially in spanking movies) — hard-edged (or just very “grown up”) women in pigtails and short skirts, presented as student-aged with laughable implausibility. It’s a healthy joke in one sense, as it allows producers and consumers of “school girl” porn to do their thing without anyone having to worry that the ladies might actually be underaged.

All of which is by way of pointing out Spanking Blog has recently found two especially hilarious examples of the “laughably bad schoolgirl” genre:

Very Grown Up “Schoolgirl”

Obvious Porn Starlet “Schoolgirls”

Similar Sex Blogging:

• On The Attribution Of Naughty "Schoolgirls"
• Sandy The Schoolgirl
• Women's Lib, Circa 1976: Cane The Girls Too!

Remember Badger Badger Badger? This is like that, only for grownups: Animated Boobs.

It gets lonely out in the desert.

Don’t believe me? Just ask The Mad Greek and his real good friend Bunboy. They advertise!

Lately I’ve been seeing a lot of TV commercials for cosmetic preparations involving various powerful chemicals such that when a woman puts these preparations on her lips, her lips tingle and burn and then swell up as if she’s been smacked in the face. This is supposed somehow to make her more beautiful, I guess; nobody consulted me first. Anyway, having a dirty mind, my first thought on seeing one of those commercials was: I wonder how that would feel on her other lips.

Apparently some peoples’ minds run in the same direction as mine, if not necessarily in the same exact channel. One young lady has been experimenting:

The other day i bought a lip gloss called “lip venom” at Sephora after a friend recomended it. It’s a lip gloss thats like spicey and your lips get very cool/hot and tingly. That same day i gave my boyfriend a blowjob while wearing the lip gloss and he LOVED it. The feeling of it.

I’m going to be on the road a lot for the next couple of weeks, so blogging may be light. Since I’ll be driving some through farming country, I suppose it’s appropriate to leave you with more vintage photographs of nude women and livestock.

First, of course, we have the ever popular nude woman and her horse:

Nothing suprising there. But what the heck is going on in this next picture?

Lady, that’s a sheep on a chain, not a lingerie rack!