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September 19th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Jalapeño Regrets: “It’s Good To Have Friends”

Sammi on TikTok overshares a little bit, maybe, but it’s in the public interest. “One of the things I regret most putting up my back door was a jalapeno pepper…” Later she points out that she needed a friend to help with the necessary palliative-milk funneling procedure. “It’s always good to have good friends…”

Truly is it written: a friend in need is a friend indeed!

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September 17th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Snow White Plays The Dwarven Pipes

This classic Zimmerman artwork is artist-titled “Harmonica” but honestly that arrangement of instrumentation puts me more in mind of the classic pipes of Pan:

snow white plays pan pops made out of cock, kissing seven dwarven dicks

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September 15th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

A Blonde At Auction

This blonde on an auction block with swarthy men waving gold coins at her is pretty risque for the 1930s. I guess that a wisp of her hair theoretically covers her otherwise-exposed nipple?

blonde with big round bare tits is on the slave block

Artwork is by the legendary Margaret Brundage, on the cover of an issue of The Magic Carpet Magazine, advertising a story called “The Dragoman’s Pilgrimage: A Tale Of The Slave Mart Of Mecca”.

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September 13th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Communicating About Sex And Desire

Well, this looks like fun! Andrea (Curious Cat) on Twitter has announced the release of The Amazing Sex Scene Rewrite, described as “an edularp about TV show writers rewriting a sex scene script by negotiating what elements should be part of it.” It’s available for download on Itch.io:

the amazing sex scene rewrite edularp

Unfortunately, Itch.io has placed this edularp behind one of those future-unfriendly “You must be 18+ to view this content” checkbox click-throughs, an effect of which is to entirely prevent the item from being archived by the Wayback Machine. So if you’re interested in this, download it now, while you still can. When the Itch.io link inevitably breaks, as all links eventually do, it will be gone for good. (See also: every adult-content Blogspot/Blogger post since 2015.)

Do I have an entire bellyful of snarky and sarcastic opinions about whether we ought to want to teach “communicating about sex and desire” to people somewhat in advance of them being released into the wild as legal adults? Why yes, thank you for asking, as it happens I do! But we live in the world as it is, and nothing about that is the fault of these edularp/game creators.

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September 12th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Ready To Race

This lesbian couple doesn’t seem entirely happy to have been enrolled in the three-legged race at the nudist camp, but they do seem determined to compete vigorously:

two naked lesbians with their legs tied together

I joke about the race, of course. In truth I believe this is a photo by Julian Baker, from a photo project that may or may not have been called “Coupled”, which survives in various fragments around the ever-deteriorating adult internet. The theme seems to have been couples of conventional (as opposed to porn-stylized) beauty, bound together in some quirky symbolic way.

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September 11th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

He Likes To Watch

I suppose they still exist in a few jurisdictions. Brothels, I mean; the sort-of fancy ones where just about any reasonable request from a wealthy and generous gentleman was likely to be accommodated. In the days before porn, there was probably more call for various flavors “you and her do that please, so I can watch.”

man masturbates to orgasm while watching two lesbians making out

This art is by Marcel Vidoudez.

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September 10th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

A Sexy Nude At Sunset

If you are the sort of fast-talking rogue with a silver tongue who can charm his pretty blonde wife into going with you for a sunset stroll along the lake shore wearing nothing but a sexy pair of knee-high leather boots, you might as well convince her to pose for a special photograph to memorialize the occasion:

beautiful blonde naturist posing nude at sunset

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