Hello, one and all! Aphrodite here … and snuggling into these comfy digs already. Thanks, Bacchus, for the invitation, and the warm welcome!

Rather than bore everyone with formal introductions, I promise to make a more, er, revealing introduction within a couple of days. For now, I’ll simply say that it was Bacchus’ Penis Month that prompted me to inquire about adding a female perspective to Erosblog.

And now that he’s done it, with both the Nymph and myself (what a nice threesome that would make!), I can’t find that bouquet that I had made specially for the debut!

Isn’t that just the way … a girl gets all ready for her big debut, and she’s in such a rush she forgets something!

Hail, indeed! One of the next few posts you see should be by Aphrodite, a divine expert on amatory matters. If all goes well, she’ll be blogging regularly, and I think her feminine perspective and lively prose (she’s a far better writer than I am) will give ErosBlog a much-needed kick in the pants.

Beyond that, I’ll let her introduce herself. Aphrodite? I believe that’s your cue….

I’m delighted to report that The Nymph now has the ability to post here. She says she will, but she’s been working very hard lately so I’m not sure when it will happen.

Leaving persuasive comments (or emailing them to nymph@erosblog.com) could not hurt….

From an anonymous poster on Craig’s List comes a rant styled as “TOP TEN REASONS WHY YOU CAN’T GET LAID (OR, NO NOOKIE FOR YOU, ASSHOLE!)”. The harridan author is full of vitriol in the following style:

YOU JUST DON’T GET IT. You haven’t a clue. You don’t understand women and don’t even want to try. You’d rather be bitter, misogynistic, lazy, sloppy, smelly, frustrated, selfish, mean, vain, crazy or just plain stupid than make an honest-to-God, real-live attempt to connect with the opposite sex. Enjoy your porn movies because that’s the only naked woman you are ever going to see.

And that’s only one of the top ten reasons. The author claims she has “a great social life with smart, confident, funny, and sexy men.” Picture me smiting my forehead with my palm and saying “What are they thinking?”

This comes from a mostly-bogus news story about the alleged outrage generated by frolicking fruits on a candy wrapper. You can go to Boing Boing if you need the journalistic details all straight, but you can enjoy the image right here:

When all is said and done, though, I have to admit that the Fleshbot candy is better.

If you can read this, you are seeing ErosBlog on its happy new server. Welcome! I’m very pleased with all the new functionality, and especially with the ability to blog remotely and allow multiple authors. Please bear with me as the templates continue to undergo minor tweakage over the next few days.

This next link is, I suppose, worthy on its own merits, especially if you like to see semi-naked young ladies slathering each other in salad oil. Thusly:

A half-bottle of vinegar and we’d have, what, undressed salad?

But seriously, folks, I was more entertained by the domain name. Nudeteem.com: what’s that supposed to be? Nude team? Nude teen, more likely.

It reminds me of Tom Lehrer’s immortal advice: “Don’t write naughty words on walls if you can’t spell.”

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