August 28th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
A gratuitous sex picture to brighten your weekend, courtesy of Real Fucking Couples:
Isn’t that some hot sexual hair pulling?
Note: Real Fucking Couples is defunct and no longer exists, but it was an early effort to go vanilla/mainstream by the company that became Kink.com.
August 27th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
From Naked Protesters, here’s a picture of today’s street theater in New York City:
August 26th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
If “goatse.cx” doesn’t mean anything to you, proceed with caution.
A while back I linked to the Wikepedia article on goatse.cx. Now (please put away your sandwich) here’s an interview (including small but graphic photos) with a French guy who is a self-taught expert in that dubious art of extreme anal stretching:
When I first started, I was using small bottles of shampoo. After that, I tried small apples, and then bigger ones. At this point I’d put a year of stretching in, and bought myself a large dildo.
My method was to dilate my ass as often as I could — every day, even if just for a short while. Before starting it’s important to use a large dildo; use it to both warm up and clean your ass, so make sure you stick it up all the way. When you find that you can take this large dildo without any work-up or preparation, then you know that you’re ready to take it to the next step.
Then, in each session, to get your bottom prepared, put in a big cucumber. Soon you’ll arrive at a point where even the biggest cucumbers you can buy at the grocery fit easily in your ass. Now you’re ready to get serious. Buy a small Coke bottle, and use that in your ass. When that passes in and out easily, move on to bottles of wine. Once you can take wine bottles easily, you can move on to even bigger things.
Bigger things? Yup. There’s a whole paragraph on those big Coke bottles. Next stop: plastic playground balls.
A word of caution to the intrepid assventurer: Buy yourself a copy of “Anal Pleasure and Health” first. And whatever you do, please make sure you don’t wind up on the Rectal Foreign Bodies page.
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August 25th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
The best-written line I’ve seen in a long time:
“Esau forbid we sell our liberties for a mess of pottage and don’t even get the pottage.”
From “ID, I Don’t: When should the government be able to demand our papers?” at Reason Online.
August 23rd, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Eugene Volokh of The Volokh Conspiracy is a scholar with wide-ranging interests. Presumably not this wide-ranging, but he did find the citation:
O’Halloran RL, Dietz PE: Autorerotic fatalities with power hydraulics. Journal of Forensic Sciences, 38:359-364, 1993.
Like the man says, ouch.
August 21st, 2004 -- by Bacchus
In case you are hungry, here’s a fetching photograph of the nude-woman-as-sushi-plate practice previously discussed here and here:
Picture via Usenet.
August 20th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
I don’t exactly know what to make of this, but it’s certainly apropos to the threads about diamonds. In fact, I’m just pulling it out of the comments to the Buying Sex With Diamonds thread so people can see it.
I blew more than $30k on my wife’s new 3.2 ct. ring for our 15th anniversary in June. I had long since given up on ever getting any booty action, but she is the perfect wife otherwise, so I wanted to really show her my love and regard.
Well, she was just stunned, I mean speechless. That very night she rolled over for me and invited me into the cavern of my dreams. YES!
The best part is, it turns out she actually found that she liked it. She is becoming a little anal freak and I love it. At first she would just move so things “slipped” a little during lovemaking, but now she is absolutely shameless… rolling over, spreading her cheeks, and demanding sodomic satisfaction in the filthiest terms.
I would gladly have paid three times more to achieve these results. I am a happy, happy, happy, but much poorer man.
