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The View From Up Here Is Amazing!

Saturday, October 7th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

rear view of a woman with her panties down looking out over an amazing beach and ocean view

I think I may have to make “The view from up here is amazing” into a regular feature, like the one about why rich men buy boats.

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Bare-Bottomed Tease

Thursday, September 3rd, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Spanking Blog imagined this vintage cutie as trying to tease the cameraman into giving her a spanking. Which, well, I can see, even if it’s perhaps a bit of a stretch. I can definitely see the tease in her coquettish smile. (I can also see the face of a woman I had a crush on 30 years ago, so I’m hardly immune from fanciful notions.) And her panties are half-way down…

vintage nude with a bare bottom and a teasing smile

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How To Bum A Ride

Sunday, September 30th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Hitchhiking ain’t what it used to be, but it was probably never like this:

this is what is called bumming a ride

The cartoon is signed “dik” which might possibly be the signature of Dick Lucas, one of the many cartoonists credited on the masthead of Sex To Sexty #44 where it appears.

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Bare-Assed Cheerleader, 1964

Friday, November 10th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

This is another one of those images that usually floats around without attribution:

three cute cheerleaders

I got tired of seeing it loose in the wild with no collar on, so I tracked it down to the cover of National Lampoon’s 1964 High School Yearbook Parody, which credits it to photographer Vince Alosa. Sometimes I feel like my job is to wander the cyberwilds with a dart gun, stalking feral imagery and tagging it with metadata…

Looking a second time at the image, I wonder at the “K” letters on the cheer sweaters. Is the “K-K-K” a coincidence, or a Klan reference? Perhaps there’s additional content in the magazine that sheds some light; if so, no doubt an ErosBlog reader who has seen the mag will chime in and enlighten us.

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An Inviting Bottom

Thursday, March 31st, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Now here’s a pretty panties-down scene to fire the imagination and suggest all kinds of possibilities:

panties down, pretty ass

Via Spanking Blog.

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Burt Reynold’s Bare Ass, 1972

Saturday, February 12th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

You know you have been looking for this:

burt reynolds nude butt

It’s from the back cover of a book called Burt Reynolds Hotline: The Letters I Get … And Write!

 

Pastry Brush Musings

Wednesday, December 15th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Is it bad, that when I see this picture at Kinky Delight, I immediately conceive of wrong things to do with the handle of that pastry brush?

a smooth wooden pastry brush handle, a glass bowl of warm melted butter...you do the math!

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“I was helpless…I had to follow her.”

Monday, December 13th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

No red-blooded man in America could resist:

Mary-Louise Parker from Weeds showing some butt and offering a fresh hot pie

That’s Mary Louise Parker as she appeared in the August 2009 issue of Esquire magazine.

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Come Fly With Me

Monday, September 27th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

All the old fogies say that flying used to be a lot more fun, and I’m finally starting to believe it:

fly the friendly skies

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My Kind Of Frankenstein

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

This is the kind of carrying off of bare and helpless maidens that good pulp horror usually promises but generally does not deliver:

Frankenstein carries off a girl with a bare bottom

From Wanderamble.

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Cooking With Curry

Thursday, April 8th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Here we have minor celebrity (which I define as “I never heard of her until I saw the nude pic”) Adrianne Curry supposedly cooking for her husband:

Adrianna Curry cooking with her bottom showing

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Ellen Page’s Bottom

Friday, October 9th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

The Nymph and I went to see Whip It (starring Ellen Page) the day before yesterday, and we pronounced it good.

Ellen Page in Whip It

If there’s anybody out there wondering what her bottom looks like, I must report that it does not appear (unclad) in this movie. However, without giving too much away, I can report that viewers are treated to an extended scene in which her bottom is on athletic display in soaking wet underwear.

Why, yes, yes I do feel like a dirty old man for noticing, thank you for asking!

 

Fast Women, Slow Film

Saturday, August 22nd, 2009 -- by Bacchus

It must have been terribly hard to be a photographer, back in the days when women were as fast as they’ve always been, but film was oh-so-slow:

comic view of paris

Illustration is captioned “A view of Paris” (if I’m comprehending the French) and the signature is, I think, “G. Moutin”, which cursory Googling does not expand.

Update: Thanks to James in the comments, we now know that I was misreading “Moutin” from “Mouton”, and the artist here is thus Georges Mouton, about whom little seems to be known. (And thus do I commence phase two of the best and laziest strategy for finding something on the internet: say something incorrect and wait to be corrected. My sneaky “about whom little seems to be known” is therefore your cue to say “Pish tosh! There’s an 800 page biography of Georges Mouton at {link} you wrong-on-the-internets maroon!”)

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This Might Sting A Bit

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Somewhere out there in a dingy clinic in Eastern Europe (also known as Crazy Clinic), a young lady is getting some unwelcome news:

pretty girl gets unwelcome medical news. Pants down!

For reasons best left unexamined, she’s been medically condemned. There’s nothing else for it, she needs a big shot of antibiotics, injected the old-fashioned way. It’s time for her to drop her trousers and climb up on the examining table, face down and bottom up:

pretty girl with bare bottom gets inspected and injected

Meanwhile, her medical professional prepares the injection:

beautiful medical professional prepares a big honking shot

Hold still now. This might sting a bit:

ready to ram home the needle in her bare bottom

Another triumph of medical understatement. Yikes!

ouch that hurts!

Pictures are from here and here.

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