Loot These For Sexual Prowess
Monday, November 2nd, 2020 -- by Bacchus
“Honey, I’m home! And I hope you’re naked, because you’re never gonna believe the loot I got on the dragon raid. You ready for a good pounding?”
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A Hexagonal Paradise
Thursday, December 6th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
How can you find the nerd in the room?
First, you show this picture.
The nerd?
He’s the one who doesn’t mention the schoolgirl with her skirt flipped up and her bottom showing. Nope, he’s saying “Wow! Awesome hexagonal tiles … that bathroom would be a great place for my tabletop miniatures gaming group to meet!”
Image credit: Whipped Ass.
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Wednesday, August 24th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
As a middle-aged gamer who simply can’t twitch my mouse as fast as a thirteen-year-old, I tend to gravitate toward games that reward patience, experience, and higher-level strategies. Does this keep bunny-hopping tweeners from teabagging my corpse? No it does not. But it helps.
Despite my coping strategies, however, there remain days when I feel like I’m swimming in a cesspool of pre-teen immaturity. Which is why this webcomic made me laugh so hard:
What It’s Like To Play Online Games As A Grownup
(Click to read the whole thing.)
My favorite line: “And they stink of Mountain Dew and Ritalin, sir.”‘
One must be fair, though. There’s a heavy selection bias at work here. On the internet, nobody knows you’re eleven — unless you act like the stereotype of the obnoxious eleven-year-old gamer. I’ve played many an hour with perfectly civilized, decently-skilled, strategic gamers who were better than me at some stuff, only to be stunned to hear them key up on the in-game voice channels with a beardless voice.
The gamers who are the most frightening opponents, though, are the young ones just back from (or on break from) our real-world wars. They have the youthful speed and reflexes, combined with often-relevant training and experience, all topped off with a serious dose of aggression and passion-to-win. Formidable indeed. I like to say that age and treachery always triumphs over youth and skill, but it’s not true as often as I’d like.
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Overheard In Game
Tuesday, April 26th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Computer gaming? It can expand your horizons in all sorts of ways:
Seraphim Risen > /emote nods. “I’m sure that’s all it was… What if I called you for a booty call?”
Shalee Lianne /emote quirks a thin delicate brow as she looks to her, grinning. “Uh….you’re a girl.”
Seraphim Risen And?
Shalee Lianne …I’m a girl.
Seraphim Risen > AND?
Shalee Lianne One of us seems to be missing a part to make a booty call work. Just saying.
Seraphim Risen /emote shrugs. “That’s what you think.”
Ashar KorAzor (In this chat, Shalee learns about homosexuality.)
Ashar KorAzor > (Full story at eleven.)
Shalee Lianne But…I mean…do you….are you….
Seraphim Risen Am I what?
Seraphim Risen /emote grins
Shalee Lianne /emote couldn’t quite seem to find the words she was looking for.
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