ErosBlog

The Sex Blog Of Record
 
 

Moment Of Joy #19

Sunday, September 22nd, 2024 -- by Bacchus

The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is the paranormal erotica heroine who, in a fit of pique, told off the male protagonist and romantic lead by spitting “Bite me!” at him.

And then, a beat later, her consternation — as she realizes she just said “bite me” to a man who is urbane and sophisticated and attractive but above all else, he’s an 800-year-old VAMPIRE.

Oopsie!

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Moment Of Joy #17

Sunday, August 18th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Today’s moment of joy:

The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is a man on TikTok extolling the merits of dating nerds such as himself:

“Don’t feel like going out? Good. I usually don’t. Why would I spend $120 on three drinks and a cover charge in a nightclub when for the exact same amount of money we can get the brand new Mario Kart, a bottle of tequila, Chinese takeout, and spend the entire night in our pajamas?”

Compelling, I would say!

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Moment Of Joy #16

Tuesday, July 23rd, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Today’s moment of joy:

The most joyous thing I saw today was a fictional submissive who was outraged beyond all self-restraint (and got punished for a tantrum) when she was denied her morning coffee and realized she’d missed her opportunity to put “coffee denial” on her list of hard limits for the encounter.

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Moment Of Joy #15

Tuesday, July 16th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Today’s moment of joy:

The most joyous thing I saw today was the feral smile on the face of the dom whose sub realized a moment too late that “make me” are words of consent.

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Moment Of Joy #14

Saturday, July 6th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Today’s moment of joy:

The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is a lustful simile: “She wants to jump him like he’s a bouncy house.”

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Moment Of Joy #13

Sunday, June 23rd, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Today’s moment of joy:

The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is this yard sale simile: “My shirt went flying. His boot bounced off the wall. Pants dropped. We were both bare within seconds, everything we wore like a yard sale around us.”

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Moment Of Joy #12

Friday, June 7th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Today’s moment of joy:

The most joyous bit of dialog I’ve seen today is “Remove those panties, they offend me.”

Wear granny panties to the BDSM club, win stupid prizes!

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Moment Of Joy #10

Thursday, April 4th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Today’s moment of joy:

The most joyous thing I’ve seen today was a man on TikTok who took a really hard look at his wife’s old monthly planners and realized she had inscribed a tiny heart on each date that they had sex. But then he asked what had happened on the other days where she drew in five tiny stars. Turns out, that was self-pleasure time…

“You always give yourself a five-star review?!?”

“Oh, honey, I just know what I like!”

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Moment Of Joy #9

Wednesday, March 20th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Today’s moment of joy:

The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is a gardening video where the lady uses a wooden dibble to make a finger-sized planting hole which she refers to as “a butthole in the dirt” followed by an uwu-voiced “oooooh!” as she sticks her finger lovingly into the hole. If gardening isn’t dirty, you’re not doing it right!

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Moment Of Joy #8

Saturday, March 9th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Today’s moment of joy:

The most joyous thing I’ve seen today was a sweet young thing on TikTok saying “If you can’t afford therapy, just go fuck a 45 year old man. It’ll do the job, and it’s much cheaper.”

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Moment Of Joy #7

Thursday, February 29th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Today’s moment of joy:

The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is a line of internal monologue in a BDSM romance as an in-over-her-head submissive is far too late with a vital realization: “This man was a Dom, not a play toy.” Yes, honey, but there IS a play toy in this scene…

It’s like that old funny-because-it’s-true joke about playing poker. If you can’t spot the chump at the table, the chump is you. Likewise, if you can’t spot the play toy in the BDSM scene…

 

Moment Of Joy #6

Sunday, February 25th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Today’s moment of joy:

The most joyous thing I’ve seen today was a curvaceous catgirl submissive on TikTok proudly showing us the mouth-watering plate of food she had lovingly prepared and was about to serve to her master.

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Moment Of Joy #5

Friday, February 2nd, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Today’s moment of joy:

The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is a line of dialog between a matchmaking personal assistant and her hard-working lonely boss: “If you’re thinking about breaking your self-imposed celibacy at Comic Con with some guy dressed up as Khal Drogo, unless he actually is Jason Mamoa, I forbid it!”

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Moment Of Joy #4

Friday, January 19th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Today’s moment of joy:

The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is a very stoned transfemme on TikTok saying “I want to get a lower back tattoo that is the gates of Moria from Lord of the Rings. SPEAK FRIEND AND ENTER! [helpless laughter]

If anybody has actually done this and there are public photos, I want to see them SO MUCH!

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Moment Of Joy #2

Wednesday, December 27th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Today’s moment of joy:

The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is the plot device where a man tried to convince his fiancée that BDSM doesn’t really exist, it’s just something that kinky romance novelists invented to sell books.”

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Moment Of Joy #1

Thursday, December 14th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Today’s moment of joy:

The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is the virginal young heroine of a BDSM romance, whose submissive tendencies are as yet unrealized in this early part of the narrative, complaining to a man who just happens to be part owner of a BDSM club: “You’re so bossy.”

Oh, honey, fasten your seatbelt, because you are about to go on a JOURNEY…

Context: Over on Mastodon I’ve been doing an occasional microfeature where I describe a moment of joy from my reading or recreational social media interactions. I’ve decided to reproduce some of those over here as short blog posts, because why not? However, because a blog is different from social media, please allow me a couple of disclaimers. First of all, when I say “the most joyous thing I’ve seen today” the word “today” refers to the appearance of the Mastodon post, not the ErosBlog mirror of it, which may be scheduled to appear later. And unlike my usual practice, these moments usually don’t come with specific provenance.

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Praise For Ancient Sex Blogging

Saturday, May 31st, 2014 -- by Bacchus

sarah-blake-bdsm-01

About eight and a quarter years ago, I wrote a post I’m still proud of in defense of BDSM, relying for the bulk of my argument on BDSM’s capacity to produce joy, and using photographs of Sarah Blake to make my argument.

Thus you can imagine my sense of self-indulgent pride upon discovering a comment about that ancient post in a Reddit “forced orgasms” thread that links to a bit of grainy tube video of Sarah Blake from a Hogtied.com photoshoot:

Oh man, so much nostalgia.

She [Sarah] was my introduction to the world of kink, thanks to a wonderful “Why BDSM is awesome and not scary” blog post.

Pictures in this post are from some more recent work she did in 2013:

sarah-blake-bdsm-02

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Licked Into Bliss

Thursday, February 20th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

She shows every sign of enjoying his oral attentions:

bliss-girl-enjoys having her pussy licked in cunnilingus

Picture is from Teen Mega World.

Similar Sex Blogging:

 

Two Smiles

Saturday, February 18th, 2006 -- by Bacchus

This is a post about two smiles:

two smiles from bondage model Sarah Blake

Those are the two smiles of the lovely Sarah Blake, who does bondage modeling for Hogtied.com. I want you to look at those smiles and study the differences between them. No matter if you’re kinky or vanilla (but especially if you’re vanilla) I want you to remember those smiles the next time you hear a preacher or a politician ranting and raving against the evils of sadomasochism, sexual depravity, and sadistic abuse. He’s talking about Sarah and her delicious, joyful smile.

All the pictures in this post come from this shoot, which you can view for yourself if you want to see Sarah tied up and, er, entertained, in some astonishing ways. I’m not going to reproduce those pictures here, although I will be describing the entertainment. All I’m showing you are her smiles (and one gasp of ecstasy.)

Let’s start with the first smile:

bondage model sarah blake smiling her best professional smile

This is the “before” picture, taken at the beginning of the photo shoot. It’s a pretty smile — Sarah’s a pretty woman — but it’s a professional model’s smile. A little bit forced, a lot posed, and as artificial as a flower arrangement. This could be the yearbook photo, the portfolio photo, even the drivers license photo. This smile started when Sarah was young, and you can still see in it the obedient girl who learned what to do when the nice man behind the camera told her to smile.

Sarah covers a lot of kinky miles between that smile and the next one.

If you view more of the shoot, you’ll see Sarah with her ankles crossed and tied in front of her chin. Her miniskirt has puddled around her hips, but her panties are still on, so it’s a fairly innocent bondage image. Sarah’s wild ride is just beginning.

Moving rapidly along, we soon see her in the same pose without her undies, with a glass vacuum jar firmly secured to her tenderest bits. The ride accelerates; in another view, she’s on her knees wearing a heavy wooden set of stocks, with her pony tail tied back to — is there a nicer word for this device? — a butt hook that’s securely hooked in (you guessed it) her butt. The rear view of the same scene shows some welts where she’s been caned.

Moving along. In the next view, she’s been stood up, and a metal-pipe-and-ball-gag arrangement has been affixed to her wooden stocks to complicate her life. Some nipple clips with heavy round lead fishing weights are being clamped onto her nipples. When the cameraman steps back, we can see that she’s balanced on tiptoes, with a pole-and-dildo arrangement to encourage her to stay there.

The next couple of photos show a new scene, with Sarah on her stomach in a tight hogtie on two butcher-block tables. Her hands and feet are pressed and tied together, there’s a suspension rope around her elbows pulling her up in what have to be uncomfortable ways, and she’s wearing a red ball gag in a harness that’s making her drool.

*CLICK* Now she’s on her side, in rope bondage, with clothespins on her nipples and a big vibrator working her tender bits.

*CLICK* Now she’s in suspension — an astonishing upside-down posture that looks like gymnastics, only much sexier. Still with clothespins on her nipples.

Moving on. The website describes and explains the next scene thusly:

Sarah also has a tragic secret, she cannot stop cumming if she is stuck on a vibrator. So viewers, be warned! The last scene is a long intense forced orgasm scene until Sarah is vibrated senseless.

What we see is a hard wooden chair with a big vibrator duct-taped to it. Sarah’s strapped onto the chair (and the vibrator) with some well-worn and very-impressive-looking leather belts. She’s clearly enjoying herself, if a bit lost in the sensation:

bondage model sarah blake vibrated to orgasm and showing us her o-face

So what’s been the point of all this lurid description? Quite simply this. Unless you’re a serious bondage fiend, someone who plays hard and invests serious time and money into your dungeon equipment, I’ve probably described more than you’re comfortable with. If you’ve got no interest in bondage, if you’ve never even seen a pair of fuzzy handcuffs, you might be pretty horrified by most of what I’ve described. If you’ve played at bedroom bondage, own one pair of cuffs and a riding crop, you might be fascinated by some of the pictures but scared or repelled by others of them. If you’re seriously kinky and have a home dungeon of your own, you might appreciate most or all the photos, but even then there’s probably something that’s not quite your cup of tea, or that’s too risky or troublesome to be worth trying in your book. But, whereever you fall on that spectrum, and however sincerely you might say of one of the depicted activities “that’s not for me”, I want you to focus on the last picture in the photoset, Sarah wearing nothing but her rope marks. Here’s Sarah’s exhausted-but-exhilarated second smile:

bondage model sarah blake grinning after intense photo session

That’s not just a smile, it’s a grin. There’s more joy and enthusiasm and life in that photo than there is in a dozen of the professional smiles we saw at the top. Sarah, despite having suffered through some intensely uncomfortable bondage positions, has had a wonderful time.

And that visible joy, my friends, is what the Grundies want to kill when they rail against “sadism, masochism, and abuse.” I suppose they don’t even know about the joy — they may honestly think it’s all about objectification and degradation and money and feelthy perverts — but I don’t want you, dear readers, to have the same excuse. You’ve seen the two smiles. Now you know.

The next time you hear somebody railing against the feelthy perverts, you’re to remember the smiles. Even if the specific activity under discussion grosses you out, because it’s not your kink and you can’t understand why it could be anyone’s, remember the smiles. Remember Sarah’s visible joy. We don’t need to understand or appreciate a kink to understand that smile.

Similar Sex Blogging:

 
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
 
cupid