Jalapeño Regrets: “It’s Good To Have Friends”

Sammi on TikTok overshares a little bit, maybe, but it’s in the public interest. “One of the things I regret most putting up my back door was a jalapeno pepper…” Later she points out that she needed a friend to help with the necessary palliative-milk funneling procedure. “It’s always good to have good friends…”

Truly is it written: a friend in need is a friend indeed!

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