Call It “Trucker Fuckers”
Friday, December 6th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
“Tell me the plot of an entire porn shoot using only a single G-rated photograph.”
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Anita Ekberg, Naked In The Shower
Tuesday, April 26th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Swedish actress Anita Ekberg was a huge superstar, but not (yet) in 1955 when she appeared in a profile in Cavalier magazine. This shower photo is all tease and not much delivery, but oh well:
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We Want Smaller Towels!
Thursday, January 20th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
There’s an argument to be made against the modern trend to replace old-fashioned bath towels with full-body blanket-sized luxury terrycloth wraps. I mean, sure, they’re luxurious to use, yeah, obviously. But their ubiquity could be seen as a crime against the lustful male gaze, which might otherwise still get to enjoy sights like these:
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Veronica Diemen Shower Scene
Tuesday, January 1st, 2019 -- by Bacchus
Some time in early 1984, the famously-busty black porn model and actress Veronica Diemen took a shower. She invited the photographers from Players Girls Pictorial to photograph her for their July 1984 issue. They diligently captured her legendary assets as she soaped up her tits and ass:
In truth this bottom-washing shot reminds me of a much more vintage post from 2008. Rub-a-dub-dub, two buns and a scrub!
Now we are led to wonder whether Veronica was hungry. Because, it turns out, she took a huge bundle of grapes into the shower along with her bar of soap. An obvious choice! After scrubbing herself vigorously (to get rid of the soap, sure) she moved on to the picnic part of the shower scene:
But why eat grapes in the shower? A mango, now, that’s just sensible. I could understand that. No mess, no fuss, all that sticky sweet juice just washes away. But grapes?
It’s all about the art, my friend. She knew, I speculate, precisely what it did to the male observer when she raised her arms above her head like that. It was a strategem, I say. A scheme to justify uplifting those famous Veronica Diemen breasts of hers for the camera lense. But however artful it was, I don’t find that I mind so very much:
Sadly I can’t find much biographical information for Veronica Diemen. As an “ebony” model with big tits she got a lot of work in the second half of the 1970s, but not much is on the web about her life. Only one thing is certain: she appeared in a great many porn magazines. The following list is surely very partial: Playmen (Italy), Pechos Grandes (Spain), Players, Players Girls, Players Girls Pictorial, Mayfair, Club International, Rits (Holland), Gem, Gents, and Queen Size. She made movies, too, appearing in an 8mm Harrison Marks film called Tailor Made, a sex comedy called Keep It Up Jack (as Veronica Pieters), uncredited in The Girl From Starship Venus, and in at least one Color Climax loop.
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Skillful Toes And Tongues
Wednesday, June 28th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
Doesn’t this seem like a shower scene that anybody would want to be a part of?
It’s part of a lesbian shower-bondage extravaganza from the good old heydays of the Water Bondage site, now available (though no longer updated) as part of the all-included fetish buffet that is Kink Unlimited.
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A Nude Celebration Of Sports Victory
Sunday, May 29th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
These are the celebratory women of a Danish handball team, who chose to share this carefully-posed shower photo on Instagram after winning a tournament. The joy on their faces is what makes the photo truly special. Of course the usual bluenoses are making noises of concern and the photo’s no longer on Instagram, but, you know, fuck all that:
All of the major news stories featuring this photo identified the women as being from the team Tvis Holstebro of Denmark, saying they had just won their third European Cup trophy in four years. However, this Danish news site says the photo has been universally attributed to the wrong team. In truth, the happy showering women are “handball women from another club in Copenhagen, FIF, who’d won a tournament in Germany prior to the photo being taken.”
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Everything Butt
Saturday, June 20th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
By now I’ve got something of a history of announcing new sites from Kink.com, so why stop now? The next in the pipeline is an ass-themed site called Everything Butt, which is already “up” with several shoots even though it won’t be formally open and live for a few more days. The site’s marketing copy makes it sound like a full buffet of fetish fun for anybody who enjoys playing with butts:
Everything Butt celebrates ass play in all its forms. Spanking, enemas, fisting, fucking, licking, and sniffing are performed by experienced porn stars and anal virgins too. These beautiful naked women all come to enjoy the smorgasbord of extreme anal antics under the skilled supervision of bondage master Lochai. It’s an exhilarating festival of analingus, Klismaphilia, and no-holds-barred buggery, scientifically designed to induce your expectant salivation. Do you “Yum!” for bum? Then dive in!
In looking over the new site the first thing that struck me was a delightful still photo from the preliminary “model interview” part of one of the shoots:
That’s the lovely and talented Bobbi Starr looking sanguine about those very large implements — and I use the word “talented” in a most considered fashion. (You’ll have to take my word for it unless you join the site or buy the shoot, but it’s true; for now, let me just say…they fit.)
Sadly the usual free sample galleries are not yet live, but I snagged a few pictures of a shower scene to share here. We begin with Aiden Starr and Flower Tucci taking an innocent shower together:
Note the scrunchy-thing! I always thought those were some sort of shower fungus that’s symbiotic with women, because they started accumulating in my bathroom (the scrunchy things, that is, not women) right after The Nymph moved in with me. But apparently, it’s for washing with. Who knew?
Moving on, the ladies decide to put on a little display of soapy bottoms:
And then we move on to the double-enema portion of our program. Apparently if you want to get really clean, showering together just isn’t enough any more:
And here’s the Everything Butt logo:
Nice, eh?
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East Meets West
Sunday, February 22nd, 2009 -- by Dr. Faustus
Browsing through some more of Jasper Sharp’s Behind the Pink Curtain this lovely weekend I came across a discussion of Sachiko Hamano, who is an unusual figure in that she is not only a woman director of Japanese “pink” films, but also describes herself as a feminist. Sharp thoughtfully includes an image from her immense (possibly as many as 300-film) oeuvre:
That’s actress Yukari Sakurada, seen engaged in interesting activities in the shower, in the even more interestingly-titled Greedy Housewives 2: Take Me to Heaven Technique (2003).
There follows a curious discussion of whether Hamano’s work can really be called anything like feminist, given that it (according to Sharp, anyway) is more raunchy even than standard pink fare, whether the fact that Hamano’s heroines are highly aggressive, perhaps even insatiable, somehow makes up for this, etc. etc.
All this film-criticism splooge went more or less right over my head though, because all I could think of was this:
That’s Uschi Digard in the shower, as seen in every teenage boy’s favorite, the “Catholic High School Girls in Trouble” segment of Kentucky Fried Movie (1977).
Some ideas just have a universal appeal, I guess.
Postscript: I wonder if anyone is ever going to attempt to make Catholic High School Girls in Trouble.
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