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Her Al Fresco Bath, Interrupted

Sunday, June 9th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

naked woman looks worried as she washes her hair in a lake and stares at some threat in the distance

This looks like a classic case of skinny-dipping gone wrong, but in fact it’s part of a two-page illustration that introduced the ludicrous story “The Sergeant Who Decoyed The Nazi’s Fraulein Werewolves” in the July 1960 issue of Stag magazine:

skinnydipping pulp illustration in Stag magazine

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Skinny Dipping In The Aegean Sea

Thursday, July 13th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

The ladies are from California, but rest of the scenery is Greek, from the August 1973 issue of California Girl magazine:

three women nude and splashing in Greece on the island of Rhodes

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Skinny-Dipping With Dolly

Tuesday, July 19th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

This fetching graphic of a nude bather is said to be from a 1904 edition of The Memoirs Of Dolly Morton:

skinnydipping with dolly morton

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Her Red Rubber Swim Cap

Wednesday, December 8th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Here’s a fine vintage photo for all whose fetish enthusiasms include an appreciation of the classic rubber swimming cap. Although there’s much else to appreciate in this photograph:

red swimming cap on a pretty naked skinny dipping bather

Via Kinky Delight.

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Shutterbugs And Skinny-Dippers

Saturday, June 12th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

It looks like the two lucky shutterbugs in this vintage comic postcard are having a better day of “birdwatching” than they had any right to expect:

vintage postcard -- sleazy voyeur men with cameras find two women bathing nude in an isolated forest lake

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Skinny Dipping: Contraindicated

Thursday, September 24th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

3D computer art tools have gotten a lot better, over the many years that I have been watching artists make porn with them. Indeed, they’re so good now, they let artists of a certain inclination illustrate with extreme clarity the hazards of going skinny dipping in the wrong body of water. Poor Goldilocks here had to learn the hard way:

attack of the tentacle beast

tentacle raped, tentacle sex, tentacle fucked

This tentacle-sexing artwork is from a series called Perils Of The Pond by Gee3D.

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Why Rich Men Buy Boats

Sunday, June 14th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

three nude women swimming bare off the back of a dive boat

On the one hand, this looks like a working dive boat, not a rich man’s nautical toy. So, probably a rental. On the other hand, the day rates on those things aren’t exactly cheap; it’s a fat chunk of change to lay out, just so your sugar-baby kept woman and her two closest friends “from the agency” can go skinny-dipping while you take pictures. Maybe I need a series called “Why Rich Men Rent Boats” but really, I think that’s just too much obsession over minor details.

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Marine Mammals, We

Monday, December 23rd, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Next time somebody invites you skinny-dipping in the surf at midnight, go. But take a waterproof camera with a good flash. The world will thank you.

Provenance on this one is uncertain; it was all over porn-Tumblr back when that was a thing. Now it survives in random strange places like the user-uploaded “Pussy Pics Mix 77” at ImageFap.

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Skinnydipping Teenybopping Ship Breakers

Monday, November 5th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

“So, what happened to your boat?”

sirens are fixing to violence his boat

“Well, me and my mate, we were fishing, see? And these skinnydipping teenyboppers, they were on some rocks, eh? And, like, singing? Singing really pretty, and they had hooters out to here. We sailed in closer for a better look, but had to stop because the reefs up in there around those rocks looked kinda tricky. But it was OK because the girls swam out, a whole bunch of them, and started climbing up on board like they wanted to party with us. Only, my mate fell asleep, and I did too, and I don’t really know what happened after that. Woke up on the beach with a mouthful of sand. Can’t find him, can’t find the boat, can’t find those girls, can’t even find those fuckin’ rocks!”

The artwork is The Sirens (1874) by Wilhelm Kray. What’s above is the central detail; click for the whole painting in higher resolution. There’s an even larger version from Wikimedia Commons but the colors aren’t as bright/attractive in their photograph of the painting.

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A Skinny-Dipping Boat Excursion

Friday, December 5th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

From now on whenever I see four women in a boat I am gonna assume this is what they are planning on doing just as soon as they reach a secluded cove:

vintage postcard of four women stripping nude and diving out of a boat to go swimming naked

Update: Commenter Hug has offered links leading to a nice color version of this artwork by Harald Slott-Møller:

nude women bathing as painted by Harald Slott-Møller

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“Well Hello, Fellow Skinny Dipper!”

Tuesday, November 4th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

I’m posting this vintage nudist/skinny-dipping shot for fans and fetishists of white rubber swim caps, wherever you may be:

skinny dipper in a white latex swim cap getting out of a swimming pool

Yet another gem from (I presume) an unknown naturist/nudist magazine.

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It’s Not The Beach…

Tuesday, March 1st, 2011 -- by Bacchus

…that matters, it’s the company:

vintage Venus rising from the waves with a smile on her face

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If Everybody Else Jumped Off The Dock…

Tuesday, December 7th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

My mother was one of these parents who was inherently suspicious of the entertainments devised by other families. The usual pattern would be, we’d ask for permission, she’d say “Oh, hell no!”, the rejoinder would be some whiny form of “But Mom, everybody else is doing it…” and then she got to deliver her favorite line:

“If everybody else was jumping off the end of the dock, would you?”

Well, actually, Mom…

everybody is jumping off the end of the dock

 

Swimming With Julia

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

OK, OK. The dog in the last post was funny, you have to admit. But Julia from Met Art just makes you want to shuck off and dive for the water:

skinny dipping with julia and her individually-floating butt cheeks

Does it look to you like her buttocks are floating? Maybe a trick of refraction, maybe a miracle of pertness and buoyancy. I think a close hand inspection is the only way to be sure.

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Skinny Dippers

Monday, July 12th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

What I love about this photograph is that there’s an element of surprise in their expressions, but there’s a great deal more delight, and they’ve clearly been given time to self-cover a bit, so they seem completely happy about the photograph:

skinny dippers

From 2.25 Genesis.

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Skinny Dipping In The Qeynos Sewers

Saturday, July 23rd, 2005 -- by Bacchus

You’re doing pretty well as an artist when you can paint a girl in a pool on the street that’s good enough to inspire someone to shuck down and try to join her:

skinny-dipping on asphalt with urban street art

Art is by Julian Beever, an English pavement artist. But the real reason I posted this was to inquire of my fellow recovered Everquest addicts: Doesn’t that pool look a lot like the outside-the-gate entrance to the Qeynos Sewers?

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