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Chase Not The Grippy Box

Sunday, September 3rd, 2023 -- by Bacchus

I have long been on record as having absorbed and taken to my heart the GenX dating wisdom for men: “Never stick your dick in crazy.” But the kids these days (the ones on TikTok who joke about mental health incarceration by calling it a “grippy socks vacation”) seem to have a very different view, as evidenced by the motto “Grippy socks, grippy box.” I don’t know if that perspective leads to wise action or not, but it’s catchy as hell, so I made it into a meme:

woman in a straitjacket in a padded cell is about to be comprehensively fucked

Image credit: The padded room sex photo image source for the meme is from this 2016 Kink University video lesson on straitjackets for bondage and sex.

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Bolero Straitjackets

Wednesday, June 17th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

I’ve previously talked up the Bolero line of sexy straitjackets; these are expensively well-made leather goods designed to work like a regular straitjacket without (and this is important, you perverts!) impeding access to anybody’s nipples or genitals. If you’ve ever admired the Boleros and considered buying one, now is the time, because of seasonal discounts on the black leather or red leather articles for women, and the black-leather-only model for men. (The perforated version for summer comfort seems not to be discounted at the moment.)

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red bolero straight jacket for women

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Stylish Bolero Straitjacket

Wednesday, December 24th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Last year in Annex Man magazine, the unique and stylish Bolero straitjacket got featured in a fashion shoot:

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As always, model not included.

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Modeling The Bolero Straitjacket

Thursday, June 12th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

After last week’s post about his-and-hers Bolero cutaway straitjackets, you may have been wondering what they look like in actual use during bondage sex play. One of my readers (thanks, April!) certainly did wonder, because she went searching for imagery. What she came up with was a recent Sexually Broken bondage shoot starring Katrina Jade, who is wearing a Bolero for pretty much the entire June 6th session with two dominant men. Katrina makes wearing the Bolero look like a lot of fun indeed:

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Gag and ankle restraints sold separately.

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Bolero Straitjacket…For Him

Friday, June 6th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Back in 2007, we learned of the then-new breakthrough restraint technology in the form of a straitjacket with a cutaway chest so that you could still play with the breasts of your helpless captives while they were properly immobilized. They called it the Bolero Straitjacket and it’s been very popular ever since.

But what if your restrained victim is male? What about the people who want to play with male nipples and need a good restraint system? It took seven long years, but now there’s finally a Bolero Straitjacket for men:

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Product info:

What’s good for the goose is great for the gander! We’re proud to present the long awaited Men’s Bolero Straitjacket, from our kinky in-house workshop directly into – and over – your loving arms.

One of our most unique and sought-after creations, the original Bolero Straitjacket was granted a patent recognizing the unique usefulness of the design, permitting an examiner to take vital measurements and administer treatments which require a bare chest, while the patient is still able to stand and move with restrained arms and hands. Of course, our purposes are usually a little more nefarious than those of most general practitioners, so our straitjacket has a few additional design features that cater to the fashion-conscious fetishist.

The relaxed, curved elbow design eliminates unsightly bunching and bulk when arms are bent, so you’ll look your best no matter what. There are multiple attachment points for all kinds of bondage possibilities, as well as fastening straps and buckles to make sure anyone who’s locked into this bolero isn’t getting out before they’ve been thoroughly scrutinized and cleared for release.

The cut of this jacket is designed to frame the wearer in the most flattering possible style, for a look and feel somewhere between a traditional leather straitjacket and a men’s chest harness. Whether you’re wearing this for play or just for show, you’re bound to turn all the heads around you in this enticing new ensemble.

You might need clothespins and prickly things to go with it…

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Security Theater With Lady Gaga

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

She’s known for her style. But walking through our famously tedious, expensive, and oppressive airport security — what security expert Bruce Schneier, and Bondage Blog where I got this, both call “security theater” — in a straitjacket dress/coat thing?

Lady Gaga making a statement about airport security

Now, that’s style.

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