Tantus Sex Toys

This week I learned that my favorite sex toy store carries a dizzying array of Tantus sex toys, including butt plugs, dildos and dildo harnesses, cock and ball toys, and BDSM implements.

The most eye-catching would have to be the immensely huge Tantus Hoss dildo:

Introducing the silicone dildo of your dreams: The Tantus Hoss. Hoss is by far Tantus’ largest dildo coming in at over 12 solid inches with a 2.75 inch diameter. This is an advanced sex toy for people who know what they want and demand finest quality from products they put in their bodies.

Made of 100% medical grade platinum silicone, Hoss is hypoallergenic and phthalate free. You can easily clean him by putting him in a mild bleach solution or on the top shelf of your dishwasher and is perfect for those with sensitive skin.

Another popular item is the Bend Over strapon dildo “starter kit” that Tantus makes for people interested in pegging and such:

Is there someone in your life who is curious about strapping it on, but doesn’t know quite where to begin? Well, we have the perfect starter kits! Everything a beginner and intermediate sensuous player would need to strap it on is included in this package.

This strap-on harness is low-riding with a fuzzy velvet front and highly adjustable nylon straps. The kit has 2 color coordinated dildos. These hypoallergenic silicone dildos are shaped and sized appropriately for those just beginning anal play adventures.

A powerful variable-speed mini-vibe sits in a secret pocket behind the dildo to give the wearer an extra jolt of fun. The straps are adjustable, fitting up to 50″ hips. The 1½” O-ring can be exchanged for play with other sized dildos (sold separately). Washable, smart, and sexy. Bottom line: this is one hot strap-on package!

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A Gift For Your Sweetie: Double Penetration!

A while back I had a conversation somewhere on social media (I’m getting old enough for “can’t remember shit” disease to have set in, so I have no idea where or precisely with whom) with a woman who said she didn’t understand why dildo harnesses weren’t more popular with men. Being the (comedic) straight man that I am, I asked “Ah, durr, what for?” Her answer was, essentially, so they could do this:

That’s the Double Penetration Harness and Dildo Set. It caught my eye because I was looking at Valentines Day sex toy sales at the time and reflecting on how “sex toys as romantic gifts” is a tricky thing to get right. It’s no fun if the buyer won’t enjoy it, but you don’t want to be that guy who springs a new and possibly-unwelcome fetish play request on his partner in the guise of buying the necessary gear “for her” with a heavy side of “so now we have to play with it”. The trick, of course, is to buy gear for a fantasy she’s already expressed an interest in.

So, this may not be your situation. But imagine that she’s said on several occasions some variation of: “Gosh, I’d love to be double-penetrated like those girls in the pornos, but I don’t want another man in my bed so I guess I’ll just have to dream about it…” I’d say the Double Penetration Harness and Dildo Set is your opportunity to go all “I am a MAN, I provide SOLUTIONS by using ENGINEERING!” Once again, MacGyver saves the day.

Hey. Maybe that’s not your situation. Maybe you’ll do better if you buy her the Anal Rosebud Suction Cylinder (I am totally not making this up). I dunno. The point is, romantic sex toy gifts work better if you’ve been listening to your partner and get a gift that enables one of their sexual fetishes or fantasies, rather than just your own. Yeah, that’s so basic, but people (especially guys) get it wrong all the time.

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