A Gift For Your Sweetie: Double Penetration!
A while back I had a conversation somewhere on social media (I’m getting old enough for “can’t remember shit” disease to have set in, so I have no idea where or precisely with whom) with a woman who said she didn’t understand why dildo harnesses weren’t more popular with men. Being the (comedic) straight man that I am, I asked “Ah, durr, what for?” Her answer was, essentially, so they could do this:
That’s the Double Penetration Harness and Dildo Set. It caught my eye because I was looking at Valentines Day sex toy sales at the time and reflecting on how “sex toys as romantic gifts” is a tricky thing to get right. It’s no fun if the buyer won’t enjoy it, but you don’t want to be that guy who springs a new and possibly-unwelcome fetish play request on his partner in the guise of buying the necessary gear “for her” with a heavy side of “so now we have to play with it”. The trick, of course, is to buy gear for a fantasy she’s already expressed an interest in.
So, this may not be your situation. But imagine that she’s said on several occasions some variation of: “Gosh, I’d love to be double-penetrated like those girls in the pornos, but I don’t want another man in my bed so I guess I’ll just have to dream about it…” I’d say the Double Penetration Harness and Dildo Set is your opportunity to go all “I am a MAN, I provide SOLUTIONS by using ENGINEERING!” Once again, MacGyver saves the day.
Hey. Maybe that’s not your situation. Maybe you’ll do better if you buy her the Anal Rosebud Suction Cylinder (I am totally not making this up). I dunno. The point is, romantic sex toy gifts work better if you’ve been listening to your partner and get a gift that enables one of their sexual fetishes or fantasies, rather than just your own. Yeah, that’s so basic, but people (especially guys) get it wrong all the time.
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I read somewhere that the Feeldoe can also be applied for that purpose in a male-female couple -not just for pegging- and it doesn’t need a harness. Either he or she can insert the short bulbous part and then fuck with the long end.
a propos “The Rosebud Anal Suction Cylinder” that you mention. It’s designed for pumping the lips of the anus. I shall have to get my mirrors out later as I never realised my anus had lips.
Folks, when Philip says “Feeldoe” he’s talking about this toy.
Philip, I don’t think (unless I’m generalizing from a too-small experiential data set) that anuses do typically have lips … until (if the marketing copy is to be believed) you apply this handy-dandy tool to the “problem”.
I’m sure somebody out here has fun with that thing but for me it’s firmly in “what is this I don’t even” territory.
I’ve come back to this image a couple of times, for some reason that guy’s penis just didn’t look right to me. I spent an embarrassingly long time trying to figure out what that shiny button on the tip was until just now it hit me I was looking at the glans of an circumcised dick. I’m almost disappointed that it’s not some kind of abnormal growth or one of those weird penis extensions gone wrong.
Also, is it weird that I look at an uncircumcised penis and I’m more at ease with it than one that’s been cut? It’s less of a pornographic image, more of a picture of someone naked, not that I expect that makes any sense.
Taco that dude is definitely UNcircumcised with the skin still up. I’m kind of surprised an american company would feature an uncut model, but cool!
And he’s HUGE. hopefully they’ll use this doggy style, as his cock looks too big for most asses :)
My bad. I did indeed mean UNcircumsised, thanks for catching that hoodie. I guess I was still under it’s spell just enough to forget the un prefix but still get the indefinite article correct.
Bacchus, sometimes I think you’re looking over my shoulder when I’m online. This isn’t the first time I’ve found you to reference some totally here-to-fore obscure sex-related internet find, within 24 hours of my having just come across it, and thereby surprising myself that there was something about sex that I wasn’t yet aware of.
What I just saw was a photo on a tumblr site that HAD to be of an anal-pumping aficionado’s anus. Be warned ye adventurous souls, “excessive over-pumping” seems to give one an extremely pouty (protruding/hemorrhoidal/prolapsed) goatse-like rectum (the walls of the rectum were turned inside out, and on the OUTSIDE of the anal sphincter), so be certain that’s what you want to live with for the rest of your life:
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