Tentacle Dreams
Friday, September 20th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Do you have a tentacle monster that lives under your bed and comes out when you sleep? Because she does!
From Boli Blog.
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Monster Fucker Monday #10
Monday, June 24th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
This week’s Monday monster fucker comes to us from the realm of manga and via Kinky Delight:
I am told that the word “moist” is squicky for some people, and in that understanding, with mischievous malice aforethought, I ask you now: doesn’t this seem like a very moist tryst?
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Caught In The Tentacle Trap
Wednesday, November 17th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
They foolishly invaded the swampy lair of a powerful orc sorceress. Now she — and her pet tentacle beasts — are toying with them:
Art is by VincentCCart, via Kinky Delight.
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Haunted Assholes: The 2021 Kink.com Halloween Sale
Friday, October 22nd, 2021 -- by Bacchus
I just about fell out of my chair laughing when I saw the banners for Kink.com’s Halloween Sale this year. The theme is apparently “cartoonishly-haunted assholes” and if a hairy eyeball in one performer’s privates doesn’t make you laugh, the waving technicolor tentacle in the other one’s anus really ought to!
Tentacle sex is not unheard of in the vast Kink Unlimited porn library, but it is somewhat rare. Nonetheless I was indeed able to find a couple of shoots in which a pair of fan-favorite Kink performers took on some huge sucker-y tentacles on the Fucking Machines channel. Here they are: Sensi Pearl’s tentacle-sex shoot and Katy Kox’s tentacle-sex shoot too!
Perhaps you thought that the waving purple ass-tentacles at the top of the post were as over-the-top as it was possible for a porn-marketing graphics department to get. If so, I’m sorry, but I am forced to help you revise your thinking. You haven’t seen a properly haunted asshole until you’ve seen three gaseous ghosts taking advantage of a pornified anal-dilation situation to escape from their accustomed hellish colonic depths:
None of this Halloween levity nor any of the totally-sophisticated implied fart jokes should distract you from the serious bargain that this sale represents. For the spooky low price of $66 for six months (regular price is about forty bucks for one month) you can join Kink Unlimited, and they promise to offer you that same low price at rebilling time until, as they put it with appropriate holiday flavor, you die! The applicable coupon code is “Kink666” but if you follow any of the links in this post, you should expect to find that code pre-populated for you and the sale price offered automatically. (Until November 2, when the sale ends.)
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Skinny Dipping: Contraindicated
Thursday, September 24th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
3D computer art tools have gotten a lot better, over the many years that I have been watching artists make porn with them. Indeed, they’re so good now, they let artists of a certain inclination illustrate with extreme clarity the hazards of going skinny dipping in the wrong body of water. Poor Goldilocks here had to learn the hard way:
This tentacle-sexing artwork is from a series called Perils Of The Pond by Gee3D.
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Swimming With A Friendly Octopus
Thursday, July 11th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
Her people wondered why she went swimming so often, but they never imagined she had made a new friend under the sea:
Art is by Typo.
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Trapped Chest, Tentacle Sex Surprise!
Wednesday, November 7th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
It never fails. “I’ll just pick the lock” she says. But it’s not the brass-bound wooden trunk full of treasures or antiques that your little band of adventurers and freebooters hopes it is. It’s something else entirely, something squirmy and hungry and horny and slick and lonely and (until about ten seconds ago) firmly bound by cruel magical enchantments. Surprise!
Artwork is called Beware The Mimic by artist Nightglare.
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Tentacle Sex Transcendence
Wednesday, September 19th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
Transcendence through tentacle sex. It was never going to be a picnic. When is it ever? And indeed, in the science fiction dystopia that is the universe of The Proto Part 2 (drawn by Ferres for Dofantasy), there are rarely any picnics for woman-shaped bio-droids. But this transcendence seems to be going particularly badly:
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Abducted For Alien Pleasure
Monday, September 10th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
In the Dofantasy comic Abducted by Lady Heather, when Cindy gets “beamed up” it’s for precisely the sort of rough tentacle-sexing that every UFO groupie dreams of on clear starry nights. Sadly for Cindy, this sort of probing was never on her agenda:
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Nude Beach, Tremors-Style
Friday, August 3rd, 2018 -- by Bacchus
They thought they’d won the lottery: the sun was warm, they had the nude beach completely to themselves, the water sparkled, the breeze was pleasant, and they didn’t have a care in the world. Nobody had warned them about the sand squids:
It’s especially clear that they failed to read the proper page in the field guide:
Species: Sand Squid
Categories: Terrestrial, Marine
Phylum: Mollusca
Range: Unknown, but has been observed in equatorial to mid-latitude coastal Pacific and Indian Oceans.
Description: Adult appears similar in length to Architeuthis, but with elevated eyes for detecting prey at the surface. Tentacles terminate in dexterous tendrils with apparent reproductive function. Differentiation of the sexes is indeterminate.
Behavior: Omnivorous and sexually predatory. May migrate from deep sea to shore, at unpredictable season and location. Chromatophores enable perfect camoflage, allowing close approach to prey, which is siezed from below sand surface.
Art is by Synthean.
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Airtight Tentacle Sex
Sunday, May 6th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
So the business with Blunder Broad and the amorous octopus reminded me that it’s been quite awhile since we’ve had any proper airtight tentacle sex here on ErosBlog:
The artist is Hombre-Blanco, who has presences on both DeviantArt and Hentai Foundry.
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Tentacle Sex For Blunder Broad
Sunday, April 29th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
In Chapter 37 of Eric Stanton’s famous Stantoons series Blunder Broad (parodying Wonder Woman), “Blundie” (as her enemies call her) has an underwater encounter with an amorous octopus:
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Bait: The Feeding Is Complete!
Sunday, March 25th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
For quite some time now, my friend Dr. Faustus has been doling out to us the daily pages of his latest free adult graphic novella. This one is called Bait and it’s finally complete and ready to read in one sitting, which has always been my preference. Check it out here!
As the story goes, there’s a creature in the Pacific that gets hungry every nineteen years or so and eats a girl. You’d think this to be a problem, but curiously, there’s never been any shortage of volunteers. Tentacles are involved, and inevitably the United States Navy, and mad scientists, and (how not?) philosophy. Eventually, a program is initiated to capture the creature for scientific study. If the ethics are a little twisted, well, it’s for science!
Enjoy!
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The Loving Sea (Monster)
Friday, April 14th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
Outside of Japanese porn, this is just about as sexy as octopus-tentacle sea-monster groping gets:
According to Pulp Librarian, the artist is Emanuele Taglietti.
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“Hey, Ladies, Wanna Play?”
Monday, August 24th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
This octopus heard that tentacle sex was a thing, and decided he’d like to try it:
An illustration from the October 17, 1896 Illustrated Police News, under the headline “Alarming Experience of Fair Bathers Who Are Attacked by an Octopus”. Alarming, indeed!
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A Little Help With The Tentacle Dicks?
Monday, August 3rd, 2015 -- by Bacchus
A panel (two panels if you click the image) from Count Zartog’s Depravities by Starzo.
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Chinese Tentacle Sex
Monday, July 20th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
Source of this tentacle-sex panel is not known, but it looks as if it might be a Chinese-language manga.
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Tentacle Sexing Lea Brodie
Saturday, October 18th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
I saw this image at Erotic Mad Science:
Then I did a little digging. Supposedly this is actress Lea Brodie in a publicity shot for 1978’s Warlords of Atlantis (aka Warlords Of The Deep).
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Into Tentacles? Here’s How To Show It
Saturday, September 27th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
If you know anybody who needs to go through life flagging for sticky suction-cup tentacular action, you had better buy them one of these now, because I can’t imagine it will be in stock for long:
Advertised with this copy:
Adorn yourself with an ominous accessory from deep under the sea!
This pewter ear wrap curves up and over the ear. The bottom section of the piece, or the back of the earring post, extends further below the ear. The beautiful detailing of a delicate tentacle complete with tiny suction cups could be seen as part of a mysterious kraken, playful octopus or even a miniature manifestation of Cthulhu himself! A perfect gift for fans of Lovecraft, cephalopods and a certain sub-genre of hentai.
Much later update: It’s been long out of stock at the retailer where I originally found it, so I pulled the broken links.
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The Rays Are Chasing Me
Sunday, August 2nd, 2009 -- by Dr. Faustus
Browsing through a volume on my shelf recently called Fantasy Workshop: Mastering Digital Painting Techniques I came across the following splended tribute to Botticelli by San Francisco artist Jason Chan:
Two women watching a third, newly-made, emerge from some sort of apparatus under the direction of some kind of scientist, possibly a mad one. The painting is entitled, “Birth of Venus.” I had never seen it before (that I could recall, anyway), but it Chan did it as a cover of Imagine FX in June 2007.
And I got this uncanny feeling, because in 2008 I had written a work of experimental fiction that included, among other things, an implied scene in which two women watched a third, newly-made (recreated, actually) emerge from some sort of apparatus under the direction of some kind of scientist, possibly a mad one. The scientist character referred to she-who-emerged as a Venus.
Naturally intrigued, I surfed over to Jason Chan’s site and found over there quite a lot of pretty stuff to look at (and recommend you go there and look too). The painting that struck my eye was this:
A raven-haired woman in the (possibly amorous) embrace of a tentacled beastie. The pulling-off of the shoulder strap of our heroine’s garment by the tip of one of the beastie’s tentacles is a detail insisted upon by the artist.
And later in the same piece I wrote a scene in which a raven-haired woman found herself in the (pretty definitely amorous) embrace of a tentacled beastie. The pulling-off of the shoulder-strap of our heroine’s garment by the tip of one of the beastie’s tentacles was a detail duly insisted upon by the author.
I could swear I never saw this painting before putting fingers to keyboard, either.
My uncanny if hardly unpleasant viewing experiences occasioned the following exchange between me and Bacchus.
Me: “Who is this Jason Chan guy, and how did he hack my brain back in 2007?”
Bacchus: “Dude, you obviously forgot to wear your tinfoil helmet!”
Me: “Dude, if I wore a tinfoil helmet, how would I pick up all the interesting transmissions?”
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Sunday, December 28th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
Another reader contribution. The artist is Moriguchi and it comes via a scan from a book called L’imaginaire Erotique Au Japon by Agnes Giard:
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Eel Sex And Octopus Underwear
Wednesday, December 27th, 2006 -- by Bacchus
I admit it, I composed this post for an excuse to use that title.
It all started when Violet Blue dropped a link with a warning — which, from her, is a warning to heed. She wrote:
More horror: I found what I think is home of the new goatse (click at your own risk, for reals).
She’s talking eel insertions, frog sex, strangulation, and odder oddities, but she didn’t link directly even so. Here’s the link, unfiltered by Fleshbot: Genki-Genki. You have been warned. If you’ve seen the viral video clip of the woman with the funnel and the eels, this is more of that sort of thing.
(Funny what people do and don’t get offended by. On the same internet at roughly the same time, Spanking Blog draws fire for posting a perfectly nice bit of religious art that just drools and drips with suppressed eroticism. Somebody needs to show those tetchy folks some eel sex.)
But where, you ask, is the promised octopus underwear?
Right here:
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