The Studfinder Prostate Milking Stick
Looking through the new sex toy listings online can be an eye-opening and educational experience. Never has that been more true than when I discovered The Stud Finder Prostate Milking Stick:
The sales copy is perhaps even more eye-opening:
If you were ever curious about whether you can milk a bull, this device answers with a roaring “YES!”
The Stud Finder is the newest addition to our stable of prostate stimulation devices, but unlike the more conventional silicone, rubber, or plastic p-spot toys, this massive metal bad boy is daunting to look at as well as feel. 12 inches of solid stainless steel end in a heavy curving bulb designed to activate the male prostate gland and get your juices flowing, whether you want them to or not!
Prostate milking is a technique permitting the expression of fluids without necessarily triggering male orgasm, so this device is great for keeping your male slave healthy without offering him orgasmic relief – though using it doesn’t exclude pleasure at all! This heavy duty rod is destined to be all up in your arsenal for years to come!
Update: Sadly the StudFinder Prostate Milking Stick is no longer still on the market. But see: Prostate Massagers.
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In one of Joel Chandler Harris’s many “Uncle Remus” books, he tells what is perhaps his most famous tale, about Brer Fox and Brer Rabbit. Brer Fox, having finally caught Brer Rabbit through trickery, is threatening to roast him, and eat him. Brer Rabbit, easily his equal in slyness, begs Brer Fox NOT to throw him in the briar patch, pretending all along that it would be a fate worse than death itself. Delighted with the spectre of his suffering, the fox tosses him gleefully into the brambles, which is exactly where Brer Rabbit, born into such a patch, wants to be, and he handily escapes.
A perfect example of “reverse psychology”.
Ladies, this device is diabolical! Please, oh please, don’t use it on your men. Least of all, on me. I’m begging you…
I’m not averse to using butt toys but I don’t like the bit where they offer “the expression of fluids without necessarily triggering male orgasm”.
I want an orgasm! I wouldn’t mind at all if that did not necessarily require the expression of fluids as long as I get my jollies. I would be a fine specimen for the (hopefully urban legend) experiment of a monkey with electrodes implanted in his brain that give a feeling of orgasm when electric current is passed through them. The monkey is then given the choice of food or electro orgasm and eventually starves to death.
People, please don’t deprive your man of his orgasm.
Orgasm denial is a fetish; there are men and women both who play games around his orgasm and her controlling whether and when he gets one. Prostate milking is often part of that play.
It ain’t for me, but I’m not sure I’d urge other people not to play that way if it gets them hot.
Whoever wrote the line “all up in your arsenal” deserves a raise. That is magnificent.
Yes, isn’t it? That’s some awesome copywriting.
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There are a couple of answers to an orgasm without fluid. First way is there is a spot between you anus and your balls and if pressed will cause the sperm to enter your bladder rather than be expelled from your cock. I know this works because after reading about it I was able to perform it on myself.
The second was is not your normal orgasm but an anal orgasm I have had more than one and usually it is when I use my big dildo. If you have never had one you need to experience it at least once.
With either one of these two methods a little practice won’t hurt.
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