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ErosBlog posts containing "sybian"
October 25th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
In this first photo from yesterday’s update at Sexually Broken, it seems to me, from the composed expression on Raquel Roper’s face, that nobody has yet turned on that Sybian she’s tied to:
In these subsequent photos, however, I feel it’s plain that the oversight has been rectified:
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October 22nd, 2015 -- by Bacchus
“Damn, girl, just how long did they keep you chained on top of that Sybian riding vibrator? And how many times did you squirt?”
Pictures are from the most recent (October 21) update at Sexually Broken.
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July 9th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
In the most recent shoot from Fucking Machines:
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December 8th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
It’s vanishingly rare for any sex blogger to link to another sex blogger’s sex toy review. The very best of such reviews are at risk of being boring, because they swim in the same sea as a trillion crap reviews banged out by uninspired affiliate marketers. Thus there’s pressure not to blog “too much” about sex toys; and why would you blog about somebody else’s sex toy review when you’re limiting your own blogging on sex toy topics?
Well, in my case, the answer is, when the review in question is by Ephiphora and she’s reviewing a gifted used Sybian:
I am in disbelief as I unbox this toy, because I still don’t believe that someone would send this to me, ever, let alone for free…
But there it is. A Sybian. In all its hulking glory. Safe and sound, with the grotesque attachments neatly folded into a ziploc. It’s smaller than I imagined, but still quite a beast. It’s heavy, it’s loud, and the puny “handles” on the sides are laughable. I don’t know where I’m going to store it, and my boyfriend will never forgive me for acquiring yet another huge sex accessory.
Too bad. If someone offers you a Sybian, you say yes. This is law. You do not turn down a Sybian.
It turns out that the story behind Epiphora’s used Sybian is tangentially related to my post about Outliving Your Sex Toys. Epiphora’s actual review is about as you’d expect (the Sybian is big, it’s awkward, using it is something of a chore). But Epiphora plans to take good care of the beast:
Thank you, anonymous reader, for thinking of me as the recipient of your unwanted Sybian. I will take good care of it. In fact, I shall station it in my living room and cajole people into trying it when they come over, Howard Stern style. I figure it’s the right thing to do.
Indeed.
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December 25th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
For just a fleeting moment — before the full visual impact of the extra pornstar lip-collagen kicked in — I thought this was Penny from the Big Bang Theory (actress Kaley Cuoco). OMG, did Leonard build Penny a Sybian-style female masturbation machine for Christmas? Just how kinky is this show going to get?
In fact, the sex-toy-riding girl is Courtney Taylor, which is a lot more obvious from this angle. But she’s clearly enjoying the fancy sex machine she found under her Christmas tree!
Pictures are from the Christmas Day special shoot at Fucking Machines, a Kink Unlimited channel. Merry Christmas!
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December 17th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Since we are currently enjoying the ErosBlog 20th-anniversary year, and because the 2022 Kink.com “Naughty and Nice” holiday sale just started, I thought it would be fun to look back at kinky Christmases past. It turns out that ErosBlog has featured Kink.com content during no fewer than eight previous festive-holiday seasons:
- In 2020 we got a “used, sticky, happy” blonde tied up under the Christmas tree with the other presents. But not until she enjoyed the Christmas Eve bondage gangbang that she had been wanting for years.
- In 2019, Santa done fucked up! He dropped down the wrong chimney and let himself get captured by a bored and lonely MILF-dominatrix. He ended up getting a merrier Christmas than he bargained for.
- Also in 2019, we found a very large gift-wrapped box under our tree. Inside? A stunning brunette, a buzzing Sybian, and a whole lot of orgasms.
- Also in 2019 (heck, that year was pretty much a kinky advent calendar) we got three anal-obsessed lesbians having a slumber party under the Christmas tree. Not much slumbering transpired. Fortunately, the elf on the shelf had a camera inside, so this holiday cheer got captured for us all.
- Back in 2012, we got a blonde with big tits and a Santa hat riding a Sybian for our libidinous entertainment. She reminded me of “Penny” from Big Bang Theory, but the actress on the orgasm machine was not actually Kaley Cuoco. Even Santa Claus has limits to his power.
- In 2010, the kinky Christmas festivities involved two dommes and three helpless himbos. It was an energetic celebration with more than one good hard holiday spanking!
- In 2009, we found out that Santa is a sadistic bastard. He keeps shackled slavegirls in his workshop to pack his toys and polish his knob and satisfy his every sexual whim. These whims, it turns out, are both numerous and inventive.
- In 2007, I shared a kinky porn shoot that featured the very thing that I wanted for Christmas. Surprisingly, the object of my desire was not the lovely lady chained to a blowjob post, although I never say “no” to opportunities such as those. Nope! The focus of my lust was the vintage antique ceramic-and-metal tractor sign on the dungeon wall. What can I say? The heart wants what it wants.
Merry kinky Christmas!
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December 22nd, 2019 -- by Bacchus
Many a man has enjoyed the fantasy of finding a sexy naked lady wrapped up in a present under his Christmas tree. I wonder, though, how lazy a man has to be for his mind to come up with “…and wouldn’t it be awesome if she unwrapped herself from inside the package? And if she was riding a sex machine at the time? So she had a long series of orgasms while I watched, but I didn’t have to lift a finger?”
Lazy or not, that precise fantasy was the holiday bonus update scenario offered by Fucking Machines a decade ago, back in 2009. The self-unwrapping, helplessly self-orgasming gift girl was Cherry Torn. Fucking Machines is these days a channel at Kink Unlimited.
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