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October 25th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Turning On The Sybian

In this first photo from yesterday’s update at Sexually Broken, it seems to me, from the composed expression on Raquel Roper’s face, that nobody has yet turned on that Sybian she’s tied to:

Raquel Roper tied to a Sybian

In these subsequent photos, however, I feel it’s plain that the oversight has been rectified:

bondage sybian rider starts to feel the vibrations where she lives

forced orgasm while riding a sybian - the first of many

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October 22nd, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Savannah Fox, Squirting Sybian Rider

Savannah Fox chained to a sybian for multiple forced squirting orgasms

“Damn, girl, just how long did they keep you chained on top of that Sybian riding vibrator? And how many times did you squirt?”

she squirted so much her pussy juice female ejaculate is pooling on the floor

Pictures are from the most recent (October 21) update at Sexually Broken.

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July 9th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Marica Hase Riding A Sybian

December 8th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Reviewing A Used Sybian

It’s vanishingly rare for any sex blogger to link to another sex blogger’s sex toy review. The very best of such reviews are at risk of being boring, because they swim in the same sea as a trillion crap reviews banged out by uninspired affiliate marketers. Thus there’s pressure not to blog “too much” about sex toys; and why would you blog about somebody else’s sex toy review when you’re limiting your own blogging on sex toy topics?

Well, in my case, the answer is, when the review in question is by Ephiphora and she’s reviewing a gifted used Sybian:

I am in disbelief as I unbox this toy, because I still don’t believe that someone would send this to me, ever, let alone for free…

But there it is. A Sybian. In all its hulking glory. Safe and sound, with the grotesque attachments neatly folded into a ziploc. It’s smaller than I imagined, but still quite a beast. It’s heavy, it’s loud, and the puny “handles” on the sides are laughable. I don’t know where I’m going to store it, and my boyfriend will never forgive me for acquiring yet another huge sex accessory.

Too bad. If someone offers you a Sybian, you say yes. This is law. You do not turn down a Sybian.

It turns out that the story behind Epiphora’s used Sybian is tangentially related to my post about Outliving Your Sex Toys. Epiphora’s actual review is about as you’d expect (the Sybian is big, it’s awkward, using it is something of a chore). But Epiphora plans to take good care of the beast:

Thank you, anonymous reader, for thinking of me as the recipient of your unwanted Sybian. I will take good care of it. In fact, I shall station it in my living room and cajole people into trying it when they come over, Howard Stern style. I figure it’s the right thing to do.


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December 25th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Penny’s Christmas Sybian

For just a fleeting moment — before the full visual impact of the extra pornstar lip-collagen kicked in — I thought this was Penny from the Big Bang Theory (actress Kaley Cuoco). OMG, did Leonard build Penny a Sybian-style female masturbation machine for Christmas? Just how kinky is this show going to get?

Penny look-alike wearing a Christmas had and riding a Sybian to orgasm

In fact, the sex-toy-riding girl is Courtney Taylor, which is a lot more obvious from this angle. But she’s clearly enjoying the fancy sex machine she found under her Christmas tree!

Courtney Taylor riding a Sybian female masturbation machine and wearing a Santa hat

Pictures are from the Christmas Day special shoot at Fucking Machines, a Kink Unlimited channel. Merry Christmas!

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August 31st, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Simulated Demonic Possession

I don’t care how pretty Madelyn Monroe normally is. With Matt Williams giving her an aggressive fishhooking at Sexually Broken, she looks like the victim of demonic possession.

fishhooked madelyn monroe

I personally would consider invoking the “never stick your dick in crazy” rule at a sight like that, but I guess it’s not really her fault that Matt’s making her look demented. (The Sybian she’s been riding for quite a while might have something to do with it too.)

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February 7th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

An Early Riding Vibrator

It’s the dildo for a saddle-horn that truly gives the game away, here:

the industrial ancestor of the Sybian

As Maggie Mayhem says: “Y’all think you’re new and fancy with your Sybians and your iPhones. Whatever.”

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