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October 1st, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Distracted Driving, Florida-Style

Seriously, people: no matter how safe you are out there on the roadways, it’s the other guy — the one in the big truck with the naked woman in the cab — who is gonna mess it all up. Drive at all times like someone is trying to kill you — because they are.

A Bradford County school bus carrying 15 elementary school students was rear-ended by a tractor-trailer Monday afternoon near the intersection of U.S. 301 and State Road 201A in Lawtey. The Florida Highway Patrol said there were 10 people transported to area hospitals: a man and woman in the big rig were taken to Shands in Gainesville with critical injuries, and seven children and the bus driver were taken to area hospitals with non-life-threatening injuries.

According to Sheriff Gordon Smith, the woman in the semi was not wearing any clothes. She was given a towel from troopers to cover up in front of the children.

Witnesses said the semi was going about 60 mph when it struck the bus, which investigators said had its crossing arms out and lights flashing.

FHP has not released the name of the truck driver or his female passenger but said charges are pending. Investigators said they did not have any indication that alcohol or drugs were a factor but said speed and/or distracted driving could have played a role.

Gee, you think?

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September 30th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Cthuloid Sex Toys

These are details from a notional sex toy collection advertising flyer that appeared as part of Goomi’s Unspeakable Vault of Doom, a Lovecraftian web comic by artist Francois Launet:




I actually think I’ve seen serious reviews for The Purple Tongue (not shown here) by some of our fearless community of sex toy review bloggers. Or anyway the description (“It will make you howl in the dark! Variable speed and occult functions”) sounds awfully familiar…

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September 29th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Her Priestly Fantasy

In the latest update from Sex And Submission, our heroine Penny Pax vividly imagines herself as an adulteress being punished by a rather unorthodox priest:





The crucifix stocks are a nicely transgressive touch. I’d imagine you wouldn’t find those in a real church, but it’s just the sort of thing you could imagine an out-of-control kinky priest having installed, if he’s in the habit of awarding (and inflicting!) harsh penance to his parishoners.

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September 28th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Inserting A Pony-Tail Plug

You already knew where to buy those cute pony-tail anal plugs. Now here’s a visual guide to inserting one:


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September 27th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Into Tentacles? Here’s How To Show It

If you know anybody who needs to go through life flagging for sticky suction-cup tentacular action, you had better buy them one of these now, because I can’t imagine it will be in the catalog for long. Behold the Strange Aeons Ear Charm:

tentacle sex earring

Adorn yourself with an ominous accessory from deep under the sea!

This pewter ear wrap curves up and over the ear 2.4 inches from its pierced-lobe fastening of a surgical steel post. The bottom section of the piece, or the back of the earring post, extends further below the ear an additional 1.1 inches.

The beautiful detailing of a delicate tentacle complete with tiny suction cups could be seen as part of a mysterious kraken, playful octopus or even a miniature manifestation of Cthulhu himself! A perfect gift for fans of Lovecraft, cephalopods and a certain sub-genre of hentai.

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September 26th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Social Justice Warrior? Well, Duh…

I first heard of “Social Justice Warrior” being used as an insult when I ran across some of science fiction author John Scalzi’s internet trolls. My reaction? “You say that like it’s a bad thing…” So I love this:

It’s always hilarious to hear SJW used as an insult. “Social justice warrior” is the basic plot of most ’80s action shows and cartoons. Arriving in places and fighting against discrimination? The A-Team were social justice warriors. It’s practically a synonym for Knight Rider. Insulting someone for respecting other people is like insulting them for masturbating — the fact you don’t do it has way more to do with why you’re so upset all the time.

It’s from 7 Reasons “Gamergate” Proves Humanity is Doomed.

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September 24th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Annie Sprinkle, X-Rated Angel


Annie tweets:

“Busty blast from the past. Once I was an X rated Charlie’s Angel for CLUB magazine with Candy Samples and Julia Parton (Dolly relative).”

What her tweet does not tell us is that this photo appeared on the cover of Club in May of 1984 advertising a “3D Titzapoppin’!” feature with included cut-em-out-yourself 3D glasses. The claim “fifty pounds of juicy jigglin’ jugs” seems a mite hyperbolic, though.

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September 24th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

He Licks Her

September 23rd, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Sex In Prison

Here’s an unflinching article about the realities of prison sex, as told by a man who spent ten years in state prison for armed robbery:

When I tell people that I recently finished serving a 10-year prison sentence for armed robbery, mostly in maximum-security facilities, I often feel a question lingering in the air. The moment I sense it, I try to respond to the awkward silence in some offhanded way, though it is hard to be blithe and whimsical when you’re telling people you were never raped in prison.

I can speak only for myself, but in my own time in the New York State system, I rarely saw or even heard about non-consensual sex between men. Perhaps I was just very lucky. Maybe I’d been incarcerated only in the “softer” corners of the penal system. Rape does happen, and all over any prison there are signs with a number to call to anonymously report it, which I always thought was less a matter of sodomy than of legal liability.

But more common, from what I could see, was an older prisoner taking a young and inexperienced kid under his wing. Most often, this kid has no money and likes to get high; there are many such people in prison, and they tend to burn their bridges early and totally. And so the older man, who has usually already served major time, feeds the kid, and gets him a little something to smoke or snort. Now the kid has become a “fish.” They start working out together, then showering together, then there is a massage, and finally, the kid is asked to “help” the older guy out. He’s “no homo,” but he has needs ….

These predators are called “booty bandits” in English, which sounds ridiculous, but in Spanish, the word is much more picturesque and of an older etymology: bugaron. The literal translation would be “buggerer,” but most people stick with the Spanish. In any case, very few bugarons—at least not the ones I personally came across or heard about—operate by force. The ones who do have nicknames that ring bells all across the state system: Mother Dearest and Pissy Black are the two most famous ones, both big guys who don’t take no for an answer.

He also has this to say about porn in prison, along with the new-to-me notion that prisoners are the reason that porn magazines still get printed:

Not all states allow pornography, somehow getting around the First Amendment, and sex offenders are not allowed to possess it, but there is nevertheless a lot of porn in prison. I have to assume that the publishers of magazines like Fox and Big Black Ass exist purely for the incarcerated market. When the hardest porn around is only a click away, at least in the unincarcerated world, who needs to go to Times Square to buy Screw?

Most men in prison collect pornography with great aplomb and sometimes become completists. A Hasidic Jew I knew had every Buttman ever printed, and Buttman has been coming out for 20 years and costs as much as $20 per issue, new. Obviously, there is a resale market: “Bookmen” in the yard are not guys with the cart from Fiddler on the Roof offering old copies of How to Win Friends and Influence People. (Actually, that book is popular in prison.) Instead, they sneak around the compound with porn hidden in their belts and under their shirts, selling “books” for about a pack of cigarettes each. They sell out, and usually the bookman knows his clientele: He buys up the porn in stacks from those about to go home or die, and picks out what his clients like.

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September 22nd, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Booby Trap

Now, this is my kind of airplane nose art:


From Dr. Faustus’s Hedonic Miscellany.

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