3 Responses to “Hope Nothing Catches Fire”

1. Justin said (on December 14th, 2011 at 8:22 am)

   Has anyone found a really good euphemism for female masturbation? The only good one I’ve been able to come up with is Polishing the Balustrade/Marble.

2. Dr. Whiplash said (on December 15th, 2011 at 3:56 am)

   Er… I kinda like “Jilling off”

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   Then there’s also: “teasing the little man in the canoe”, “clicking the mouse”, “flicking the bean”, “muffin buffin'”, “beating the beaver”, “petting the kitty”, “tickling the tuna”, “jerkin’ the merkin”, “priming the pump”, “working out at the ‘Y'”, “paddle the little canoe”, “beating around the bush”, “stirring the cauldron”, “poke the pussy”, “strum the clitar”, “play poké-mine”, “stoke the oven”, “going clam digging”, “go spelunking”, “go flick my switch”, “play a little solitaire”, “practice my fiddle”, “rubbin’ the nubbin”, “baste my beaver”, “waxing the canoe”, “rock the boat”, “polishing the pearl”, “scratch the snatch”, “check my oil”, “butter my bagel”, “tiptoeing through the two-lips”, “try to open the ol’ bottom drawer”, “soak my fingers in some nail polish remover”, “re-apply some lip gloss”, “juice up my Jackson”, “stuff the ballot box”, “hitchhike my way down South”, “fish the last pickle out of the jar”, “go search again for my car keys”…

3. Ripple said (on December 15th, 2011 at 9:49 am)

   I had to get mine imported from the USA (via a friendly courier). Why doesn’t someone have a European franchise for these?? Partnership negotations welcome (as for Sybians)….

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