I am wary about over-reliance on sex-negative tropes about women in general (or wives in particular) not liking particular sexual practices, such as anal sex or cum swallowing. But I never get tired of online couples humor like this, where moms get all preachy about the value of trying new things (in the context of child-rearing or their spouses) and then get outraged when their husbands suggest that they take their own advice in the bedroom:

Since the audio might be a bit soft, here’s a transcription:

Her: …try stuff eight to 10 times before they can determine if they like something or not.

Him: It takes eight to 10 times to figure out if you like something?

Her: So, like, our oldest doesn’t like peas, but he’s only tried them twice. He needs to try them a good six, eight more times before he can determine if he really don’t like them or not.

Him: You know, I know something you need to try a few more times.

Her: Zachary!

She knows precisely what he’s talking about, too.

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