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January 4th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

His Christmas Sweater

Her husband is a little bit too particular, if you ask me:

She says:

“My husband got upset at me because I got him a sweater for Christmas. He said he really would have preferred if I would have got him a screamer, or a moaner.”

Well, that’s gratitude for ya!

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January 3rd, 2025 -- by Bacchus

How Adult-Hostile Is BlueSky?

Those of you who, like me, have rather lost interest in corporate social media and its inevitable enshittifications, might not have been paying attention to BlueSky, which has been growing up in recent months as a possible Twitter replacement. I haven’t tried it because by all accounts it’s quite adult-hostile, which is consistent — given my theory of pornocalypse — with its venture-capital funding sources.

That means I’m not fully briefed on what it means (in terms of search invisibility, loss of algorithmic juice, and so forth) to have your content flagged as adult content on BlueSky. But there’s never been an algorithmically-driven pornocalypse platform where the involuntary adult-content flag was a good thing. And what’s adult content on BlueSky? Well, mentioning vaginas, apparently. Here’s the Vagina Museum in London complaining on Mastodon about BlueSky’s moderation:

vagina museum moderation on mastodon

Maybe the filter kicks in based on the titilating content at the link destination? Let’s go see:

screenshot of Vagina Museum home page

Oh, wow! Salacious! Lewd!

I’d welcome a discussion in the comments about your experiences on BlueSky with adult content and moderation.

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January 1st, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Lined Up At Nudist Camp

You won’t find this sort of natural lush beauty in commercial beauty pageants, but this nudist camp pageant lineup that Kinky Delight found is something special:

relaxed casual nude women lined up for a naturist camp beauty contest

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December 30th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Her Eyes Were Bigger Than Her…

When you order the jumbo sex toy, discovering too late that you’re not really playing in the big leagues:

Today’s lesson: ambition should always be tempered by practicality!

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December 29th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Nation Of Militant Prudes

Overheard on Mastodon:

“Tumblr had some good stuff, until the Payment Processor Nation attacked.”

I feel like “attack of the Payment Processor Nation” is describing part of the same blind men’s elephant as the pornocalypse coinage is describing.

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December 28th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

I Like The Real Stripper Better

Some random ad on TikTok: “Can your stripper do this?”

gif of paint stripping process

Actual stripper Dakota Burd: “Hold my beer…”

dakota burd doing naked pole work

I like mine better!

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December 25th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Christmas With Carole Lombard

Merry Christmas! Here’s Carole Lombard unwrapping presents in 1929, when she would have been about 21 years old:

1929 photo of Carole Lombard sitting by a Christmas tree with an armload of wrapped presents

There’s a widely-published (but to my eye, unacceptably-garish) colorized version of this photo, too.

colorized photo probably not hand-tinted of Carole Lombard with an armload of christmas gifts

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