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December 20th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Twitter Search Invisibility For Syren De Mer, Porn Megastar

It feels like a very long time ago that I wrote the post Google’s Mechanical Prude, documenting how Google’s then-new autocomplete search-suggestion feature ignored your settings (if you had asked Google not to impose its censorious “Safe Search” on your search results) and used a bunch of stop words to avoid suggestion porn, nudity, or popular adult performers. It feels like a very long time ago because it was eleven years ago, in 2008. Of course, Google never backed down from that then-cutting-edge bit of search-invisibility engineering. One ludicrous example I documented back in 2008 was that Google autocomplete refused to comprehend or to admit that searching for “Jenna Jameson nude” was a thing that people might want to do. And today, in 2019, Google is still sticking to those ancient prudish guns:

Google search autocomplete screenshot still refusing to admit that Jenna Jameson was ever nude

That investigation was perhaps the genesis for my hatred and horror of search invisibility as a #pornocalypse tactic. It feels totalitarian and epistemologically violent to me. People search for a thing. The robot assistants who operate so smoothly we barely notice them: those helpful bastards blandly pretend that the thing we want doesn’t exist and never existed. It’s insidious, it’s dangerous, and it’s intolerable. It’s also unaccountable, and we have no real way to protest or demand better searches.

Today’s post, however, is not about Google. It’s about Twitter. Search invisibility on Twitter is hardly a new thing, to be sure. It’s been a sometimes “feature” of the poorly-understood shadow bans that have plagued adult performers and sex bloggers on Twitter for years, though denied by Twitter until the recent release of their new 2020 terms of service incorporating shadowbanning as normal practice. Yesterday, however, I discovered a new-to-me type of search invisibility on Twitter. (I say “new to me” because some accounts of shadow banning had previously reported this dysfunctionality, but I never saw it when I myself was shadowbanned.) Specifically, the autocomplete search function that we all rely upon when we are trying to “at” somebody appears to have some disfavored Twitter users whose user IDs are not autocompleted. My discovery exemplar, surprise surprise, is an adult (porn) megastar with 172,000 followers. Gee, I wonder why she’s been invisibilized? I don’t know … but there’s a pornocalypse stench to it, don’t you think?

Here are my receipts.

Yesterday, I went to tweet about a lighthearted Christmas femdom shoot featuring Syren De Mer taking extreme liberties with a hapless Santa. I knew she was on Twitter but I didn’t know her username, so I just dove in with my “at” symbol and the first three letters of her name:

10 results, no syren

At this point there are ten results in the drop-down autosuggest box, although we only see five (without scrolling) in the screenshot. None of them are for Syren. Not really a surprise; we are only three letters in. Moving on.

And on and on and on… By the time I get all the way out to “@SyrenDeM” we are down to just two suggestions:

2 results, no syren

That second result looks like a possible hit; it’s @SyrenDeMerX. But no; if you look at the account profile, it’s a low-activity fake or tribute account, dating to 2014-2015 exclusively, consisting mostly of porn retweets. Let’s keep typing:

No syren

Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Her true Twitter handle is @SyrenDemerXXX, which is a 10-years-old but still-currently-active account with her OnlyFans and her agency booking info in her profile. But when we type it all the way out to one letter short of the full user ID, Twitter is still stalwartly maintaining that it has never heard of her. @SyrenDeMerXXX? Who dat?

If this is a “regular” shadowbanning “feature” that Syren is currently suffering under, the behavior might be gone by the time you attempt to confirm or replicate it. Shadowbans are notoriously fickle; they come and they go. Or maybe she’s on some hitherto undiscovered permanent pornocalypse Twitter username blacklist aimed at adult performers. Does it really matter? This is a woman with 172,000 followers on Twitter, suggesting that she’s somebody that a lot of people want to hear from. But if you try to type her Twitter username, Twitter does its best to pretend that she doesn’t exist. The reason doesn’t really matter; the result is fucking shameful.

By the way, in case you were wondering, Syren De Mer is not just blacklisted in Twitter’s user search engine. She’s also on Google’s autocomplete search-suggest blacklist, just like Violet Blue was when I wrote Pornocalypse Comes For Your Keyword Searches back in 2015. Violet now appears to have escaped from Google jail, but Syren is very much in it, even when I’m logged into my Google Account with so-called “Safe Search” turned off:

Google refusing to suggest Syren De Mer in autocomplete search suggestions

This is a woman, mind you, with 12.7 million search results currently in the Google web database:

more than twelve million search results for Syren De Mer

If that doesn’t make you wonder what else Google and Twitter refuse to show you when you search for it, you’re not a very curious person. And if having to wonder about it doesn’t horrify or concern you, I truly worry about your capacity for imagination, empathy, and self-preservation in the information age.

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December 19th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Santa Got Caught

Santa Claus isn’t human, but he does make mistakes. And he made a big one when he got caught making a delivery to Syren de Mer’s well-equipped dominatrix dungeon.

Santa Claus bondage: gagged and bound

Hold on. On second thought, was it really a mistake? Or is Santa crazy like a fox?

facesitting Santa femdom

facesitting santa dominatrix

Whatever else he is, Santa is almost certainly immortal. That means that a dominatrix sitting on his face doesn’t have to worry whether he can catch his breath:

Santa Claus licks femdom pussy

A right jolly old elf he may be, but it looks like Santa still knows how to use his tongue:

femdom smothering santa with her pussy

And that is the story of how Syren de Mer and Santa Claus had a merry Christmas together.

Photos are from Santa Gets Got: Syren de Mer Catches Dale Savage in Her Dungeon. Thanks to Divine Bitches, which is a Kink Unlimited channel.

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December 18th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Girls Sit On Him

Look at him! I’m pretty sure he’s being oppressed!

face-sitting anime girl and cowgirl sex anime girl

I bet he’s bearing up well under all the oppression, though…

Art is by Yamashita Shun’ya.

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December 16th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Faun And Nymph

What do the fauns and nymphs get up to, there in the forest, when nobody is watching? We all know, but nobody much talks about it:

nymph smiling at faun seducer

Artwork is Faun und Nymphe by Alfred Schwarzschild.

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December 15th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Pillows And Blankets Must Die

There was a certain era in American publishing when front-cover nudity wouldn’t fly even in the pulps. What we got was pillows and blankets that had a frustrating propensity to always be in the wrong damn places from the point of view of the lusty male gaze:

censored lesbians

Artwork is from The Restless Beds, via Kinky Delight.

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December 13th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Topless Mona Lisa

About twenty years ago, the popular press lit up with stories about a 1515 “topless Mona Lisa“, said to be by a student of Leonardo da Vinci named Andrea Salai, patterned after a now-lost nude Mona Lisa that da Vinci himself supposedly painted. They called Salai’s painting “the topless Gioconda” — that being the name of the “prim and proper Florentine housewife” who modeled for da Vinci’s famous painting.

naked Mona Lisa

The popular press being prudish, as it tended to be at the turn of the 21st century, those stories don’t have any images of Salai’s topless Mona Lisa. I had to go digging to find it, but digging is good. This much more recent Medium post had the image, along with an explanation of why all the press excitement is sort of bullshit. It turns out that there’s a whole genre of erotic Mona Lisa knockoff paintings, in which Salai’s exemplar is far from the best. The genre is termed “Monna Vanna” after a character in Dante Alighieri’s love poem La Vita Nuova. This anonymous 16th-century Monna Vana from the Hermitage in Russia is far better:

nude mona lisa

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December 11th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Illicit Lust With Stolen Sex Dolls

stolen sex doll fucked and abandoned

This news is from ten years ago, but can a story about a man who commits burglary to kidnap blowup sex dolls for immoral purposes ever truly get old?

A PERVERT has twice broken into a Cairns adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the vinyl vixens in a nearby lane.

However, police are on his tail, because the thief left his DNA on a doll and possible fingerprints on its face along with three other inflatable dolls and lubricants.

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The owner of the adult shop, who wished to be named only as Vogue, said that in a first unreported break-in at his recently opened shop, the doll-snatcher had stolen five dolls and had sex with one of them.

“He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley,” he said.

“It is totally bizarre.

“It is a real concern that someone like that is out on the street.”

Vogue said a sex toy also went missing in the second break-in and that the offender had a liking for the doll model named “Jungle Jane”, which had been taken on both occasions.

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Not content with his first two midnight liaisons, the burglar again smashed through a wall in the roof area of the shop on either Monday night or early yesterday morning but was scared off by a newly installed alarm system.

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Cairns Police District crime prevention co-ordinator, Acting Sgt Cary Coolican, said the reported offences were being investigated. Coolican said in the case of the adult shop, scientific officers had taken DNA samples, fingerprints and pictures.

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