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September 14th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Triple Blowjob

Anything worth doing is worth getting help from two of your best friends, right? Right?

triple blowjob comic book panel

This triple blowjob art is from a comic by Roberta Morucci.

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September 12th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Table Dancer For Seven Appreciative Gentlemen

Never let anybody tell you that table dancing isn’t hard work. But these seven gentlemen look like they ought to provide a rich pool of tips:

seven well-off men ogling a single table dancer

Art is by Shary Flenniken.

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September 10th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Can This Farmer Fill His Quota?

This is a dirty old milking machine joke that I’ve seen in various forms over the years. I rather like this particular formulation of it:

A very suggestible Wisconsin Dairy farmer watched his new electric milking machine with fascination for some weeks. At length he decided to satisfy his curiosity as to how the machine would serve as a safe and sanitary love object. Once the experiment was begun he found that he was unable to extricate himself. When his wife phoned the factory, she was told “Just keep feeding him and fanning him, lady; that machine is set for four quarts!”

The joke (or probably just this telling of it) is attributed to “Henri Beauchamp” in one of my old humor files, but that doesn’t tell me much.

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September 8th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Hitting The Love Jackpot

As mad scientists go, this basement inventor seems less crazy than most. The love machine slots ought to sell in Vegas:

hitting the love jackpot on the slot machine that dispenses live nude girls

Cartoon is from the March 1957 issue of Tiger magazine.

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September 6th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

“Brace Yourself”

She learned a long time ago that when he says “Brace yourself” he’s not kidding. Standing sex up against that fluted marble column isn’t the most comfortable position, but at least it’s not as cold as the stone floor:

standing sex up against a stone column

Art is by Georges Pichard.

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September 4th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Gay Bondage Fumetti

Ever since he woke up, Mario has been reflecting on what a terrible idea it turns out to have been to eat party pills with those extra-friendly dudes he met at the weight room:

muscular young twink looking man tied to a bondage bench while a masked man with a huge erection approaches

prepare your anus

Images are from the Italian fumetti publication Serie Blu 23: La Banda Gay.

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September 2nd, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Lack Of Bathroom Privacy

This actress looks as if she’d be a lot happier if the neighbors wouldn’t stick their heads into her bathroom window to supervise when she’s powdering her pits:

lack of privacy in her too-public bathroom

Image is a lobby card from an early 1980s Euro softporn movie Coup De Torchon.

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