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June 20th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Dancing Naked On The Grass

 
June 19th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Pounding Uranus

Versions of this headline are all over Pinterest and Twitter. When I started seeing them, I assumed they were a manufactured funny. But no, it’s a real headline:

Uranus takes a pounding more frequently than thought

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June 18th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Your Ukrainian Brides

Earlier in the month when I wrote about a dating service aimed at hooking eligible bachelors up with marriage-minded Russian women, I gestured at the “risks of stereotype we incur” whenever we attempt to describe the traits on an entire nationality of women. Nations and cultures and peoples do have common traits, which dating sites aimed at facilitating international marriages are quite direct in discussing. But when Your Ukrainian Wives talks not only about the merits of Ukrainian women in general but specifically about how they are “way better and prettier” than Russian women, that’s a degree of intra-Slavic competition that quite goes over my head. Like most American men, I couldn’t pick the Ukrainian girl out of a lineup of Russian women if my life (or my new relationship) depended on it. However, you are wecome to try, if you think your Slavic woman-identification skills are up to the job:

profile photos from Your Ukrainian Wives

If you want to woo a Ukrainian woman, though, don’t be an ugly American. If you don’t know what it means to be Ukrainian, keep a firm grip on your tongue until you have found out. And for damn sure, don’t make the mistake of calling her a Russian:

People from the Western World are somewhat assured that all Slavic countries have a lot in common and can barely be distinguished. We do not know what exactly raises such a thought in people’s minds — whether it is a negative effect of Soviet Union’s policy of “international equality” or the plain absence of interest. Nonetheless, we have to admit that Russians and Ukrainians are completely different nationalities with dissimilar mentalities and attitudes. That is why a Ukrainian girl would be offended and distressed if you said you do not know the concrete difference between her native culture and the culture of Russia.

As I wrote before, The Nymph knows my proclivities, so I do not join sites like this out of respect for her. She emphatically does not want me flirting with distant Slavic women! Thus, I can’t speak in detail about the site’s offerings and amenities. If you need such a dating site, I’m sure you’ll enjoy figuring out this one’s particularities.

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June 17th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Ducking Out Of A Bad Date

When a faked “I’m not feeling so good” escalates into the most humiliating possible way to have tried to flake on your hiking date with that dude from SnapChat who turned out to be creepy:

how not to break a date

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June 16th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

No Upskirts, No Marriage Proposals

code-of-conduct

Jason Scott found this awesome code-of-conduct sign in a Japanese arcade. I can’t read it, but from the symbols I assume it says something like:

  • No upskirt photography
  • No proposals of marriage
  • No stealing briefcases
  • No grabbing women’s asses

From such modest building blocks are civilizations built.

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June 15th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Never Pee In The Piano

The Spanking Theatre tumblr is doing the world a great service in making an English translation of infamous The Young Girls’ Handbook of Good Manners by Pierre Louÿs, which was heretofore available only in the original French. Here’s part of the chapter “At The Ball”:

A rule without exception: never grab the cock of a dancer who does not have a hard-on for you. A quick glance at his trousers will prevent this blunder.

If you climax whilst waltzing, exclaim softly, do not shout.

When a gentleman, behind furniture, spurts into your hand, it is better to suck your fingers than ask for a towel.

A well-bred young girl never pees in the piano.

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June 14th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Ass To Mouth In Rio

Cidade Do Diabo is a Dofantasy sex comic by Lesbi K Leih about the challenges of being a pretty girl in the roughest favelas of Rio De Janero. But in the panels below, we meet some tourists having hotel sex:

ass to mouth sex comic panels

anal sex comic

sucking his balls and cock after anal

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