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October 4th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Latex Syrens For A Stormy Halloween

October is one of my favorite months for sexy sales, especially when all the Syren latex fetish wear goes on sale for the costume-party season. The Syren collection includes a lot of colorful items that don’t immediately scream “fetish wear” but which will nonetheless attract every eye in the room. For instance, this halter dress:

halter dress with lipstick lips kissing pattern

Or maybe a classic raincoat with just that extra little bit of latex-y sexy boost?

syren rubber raincoat

Since all the Syren items are custom made, your color options are astonishing:

syren-colors

And gentlemen? Lest you think we’re missing out on the fun, I should point out that men, too, can wear latex at this party. Executioner hoodie, anybody? Or maybe just some rubber jeans, or a polo shirt?

rubber executioner's hoodie

latex "blue" jeans in many colors

rubber polo shirt

(A word to significant others: even if he would never buy such a thing, you possess a considerable power of persuasion. If you buy it, you can probably get him to wear it, to the right party…)

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October 3rd, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Smoking Hot Roadside Assistance

In the days of full-service gas stations, the roadside “assistance” a traveler could summon was a bit more comprehensive as well:

three cigarette-smoking whores/hookers/sex workers standing in lingerie next to a vintage automobile

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October 2nd, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Hot Dude’s Predicaments

hot-dude-collab-01

It all started when Molly Ren tweeted “I love this image so much and I know almost nothing about who took it or where it’s from.”

My first impulse was to tweet back something snarky like “There’s an app for that” with a link to my porn research and attribution service that not enough people use. But I made my saving throw, and thus spared Molly my snark.

Still, the image that caught her attention was intriguing and engaging, even though (like so many Tumblr specials) somebody had cropped off the watermark. I ended up tracking it down anyway, along with a companion image. They are from a page that currently loads some source but will not render for me in any of my browsers, that’s also not in the Internet Archive, but fortunately at the moment when I was looking, Google Cache still had it.

hot-dude-collab-02

According to mouse-over tool-tip text I found on the cached page, these photos are “Collaboration #1” and “Collaboration #2” by Michel Groisman and Manuel Vason, and they’re dated “Nottingham 2006”.

Am I good at this? Yeah, I’m good at this.

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October 1st, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Why Porn Banner Ads Are So Bad

Ever wonder why so many banner ads on adult sites are crude, amateurish, and stupid? It’s a deliberate design strategy:

I had to do it in a lot of different languages–Russian, I don’t know why Russian! And he told me “just Google Translate it!” And I said “but it won’t be right”, and they said “no, it’s not supposed to be right, because then people click it more”.

They’re supposed to be written with spelling mistakes. It’s not that it looks homemade, as much as something is disturbed about the picture, so you look at it and you click. It’s all about catching the eye. It’s psychology. Low, low psychology. Also, really simple, stupid sentences, like “fuck the neighborhood sluts” or “hot MILFs”.

From Things You Learn Designing Porn Banners for a Living.

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September 30th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Modeling An Anal Tunnel Plug

Remember when I was all “WTF?” about a new-to-me insertable butt toy called an anal tunnel plug? Thanks to advances in porn discovery enabled by Tumblr, here’s a Sex And Submission photo of such a plug being worn and modeled in a (perforce) gaping anus:

Anal Tunnel Plug

It looks hotter than I would have thought, actually. Maybe the recent anal gaping explainer I blogged has helped build empathy for that family of fetishes?

Photo is from Anal Bounty Hunter III.

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September 29th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Skinny Dipping Muses

 
September 28th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Sex Gangsters Game

sex gangster cums on her face

More than five years ago I did a brief survey of the then-available sex games. Then and now, it struck me that that sex games are an underdeveloped genre, with a lot of profit potential. But I haven’t really kept up with developments in this space.

I did recently learn of a freemium browser game (no download, free to play, lots of opportunities to spend real money for in-game perks) called Sex Gangsters.

My first impression is that it’s a brotastic male-gaze extravaganza of pimpin’ misogyny that wastes no time worrying about consent issues. “But other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?” What caught my eye (and my interest) are the game’s art assets. It proceeds from panel to panel in an interactive graphic-novel style, and by all appearances, there are hundreds-to-thousands of said panels. Despite the generally low status and poor treatment of women in the game, they are sometimes seen getting the upper hand:

two women dragging a naked sex gangster by his heels

The artwork itself is nothing special, but there is rather a lot of it. Although the Japanese were there long ago, this is the first non-anime-style sex game of its type that I’ve seen in English. I’d love to see something like it with a gender-egalitarian sex-positive storyline. A crowdfunding idea for somebody to run with…

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