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August 9th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Annie Cruz Wears Cowboy Boots

 
August 8th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Porn Stars And Popsicles

Watching Dana DeArmond, Skin Diamond and Alix Lynx demonstrate blowjob techniques on popsicles? It’s a fine way to spend a small part of your summer Saturday:

No extra charge for the moment when two blondes are clutching their heads and moaning about brain freeze.

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August 7th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Mexican Comic Book Makeout

 
August 6th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Spreading Santorum, 2015 Edition

 
August 6th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Femdom Sploshing

I’ve usually encountered the notion of “sploshing” (or “wet and messy” as this sort of porn is sometimes categorized) as an exuberant admixture of female nudity and messy food (or sometimes, paint). Sometimes a “splosh party” will be advertised as an “all welcome” sort of deal. But I think the movie Princess Kali – Sploshing! is the first time I’ve encountered femdom splosh. The narrative, if I understand it aright, is “dominatrix as mistress-of-ceremonies for a fraternity hazing”, which strikes me as a far better way to administrate such affairs than the standard practice of leaving teen boys or barely-men in charge of them:

kali-femdom-splosh

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August 5th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Six Gates Of Rainbow Pride

Here is a new thing in the world that may make you happy. We don’t often see sex toys designed as ornaments, and it’s even less often we see ones that seem to invite public exhibition. But the Six Gates Of Pride are a flamboyantly colorful exception:

rainboy gates of pride cock ring cage

Sales copy:

Pride isn’t just for flags. With this festive-looking chastity device, you can put the rainbow on your favorite penis and make your play a little bit more flamboyant. Designed and assembled in Stockroom’s own workshop, the six silicone rings connected by a leather strap comfortably restrict the shaft until you’re ready to release it. Even the darkest dungeon will be brightened by the colors. Perfect for the sub who’s proud of his service to you and wants everyone to know it.

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August 4th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Windows 10 Surfaces Man’s Porn, Shows It To His Wife

I have only been paying the most moderate attention to the tweets and headlines about the massive privacy flaws said to be built into Windows 10. That’s because for me, every new Windows since Windows 98 has been a downgrade. So I never “upgrade” — I only see a new Windows version when I get new hardware. I am the opposite of an early adopter.

One man found out the hard way that Windows 10 did not have his privacy at heart. He left it installing overnight, and when he came down in the morning, his wife was watching a slidehow of all his porn running in a “live tile” on the desktop, stuff that he thought he’d buried in deep and impenetrable sub-sub-folders:

Loaded up WIN 10 last night and left it on to do its thing. Woke up to wife asking why I set it to rotate all my porn images right on the desk top view. I have no idea how to shut that feature off and that computer is staying shut down until I do.

Free windows and a free trip to the doghouse. Thanks Microsoft!!!

Edit: Don’t make my mistake, keep your private pictures out of My Pictures, no matter how deep you hide them in sub folders.

Yes, let’s automatically create a slide show on the desktop of everything we can find in the “My Pictures” folder, users will love that! What could possibly go wrong?

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