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May 14th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Show Her No Pity

The Holy Bible has some incredibly specific proscriptions. It turns out that if you’re fighting with a dude, and your wife grabs him by his junk in an effort to help you, you’re supposed to cut off her hand. WTF?

If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.

Dude. She was trying to help! But there it is, in Deuteronomy 25:11-12.

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May 14th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

1931 Lingerie Catfight

Really, what man wouldn’t enjoy Joan Blondell, Yola d’Avril, and Louise Brooks catfighting over him in his own bed…while he was in it?

From God’s Gift To Women, 1931. Here’s a still of Louise Brooks that was used to promote the movie:

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May 13th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Custom Porn Videos Made For You

Ever since I got on Twitter back in 2009, I’ve followed (at least for awhile) some of my favorite porn producers there. And one thing I was surprised to learn is that many of the smaller producers who used to focus exclusively on maintaining their subscription porn sites branched out when the whole business of selling porn subscriptions took the big nosedive some years back. Although most of them still keep up their subscription sites, it rapidly became clear that they were putting the most of their attention into — and getting an important part of their revenue from — the project of making custom porn shoots for wealthy customers and patrons. This really took me by surprise, because it wasn’t a service I’d ever seen advertised and it seemed likely to be rather expensive. I also learned that many of these custom videos were made to very detailed specifications, with the customer choosing the performers, specifying their costumes and outfits, and often providing a detailed script.

In my mind I categorized this as just another idiosyncrasy of the rich, like having a private sushi chef on your yacht, or insisting on smoking nothing but monogrammed cigars. And so, perhaps, it is.

Or maybe it only used to be an idiosyncrasy of the rich? While exploring the modern cams business as I discussed last week, I discovered that one cams offering (FetishGirls.com) has set up a custom porn video request service, with orders fulfilled by one of the cams models that they have available. These are not fully-featured porn movies with multiple performers, but just about anything legal that a single camgirl can perform, you can specify and request, putting your specific wishes (right down to dialog and costume, if you want) into the system along with the amount you are willing to pay:

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These are not expensive performances. Although you have to register at FetishGirls.com (free, no credit card needed) to see the pricing and the other details of the process, it turns out that permissible bid amounts range from ten to 200 dollars, with the average request at about thirty bucks. Performers attracted by the request (including the bid amount) indicate their willingness, and then the customer chooses from among the willing performers. That performer then produces a downloadable product to specification, and the customer approves and downloads his or her custom video. There is even a guarantee, although the details are fuzzy; the company advertises that refunds are available if a video is not to specification.

Interestingly, you can also see the other custom video requests currently in progress. Right now these include among their number a smoking fetish request, a fart fetish scenario, and a bratty-dominatrix fantasy. That last one is a $100 request and there are currently six different models the customer can choose from who have indicated willingness to do it.

Fetish Girls also offers a more traditional “private sessions” cams service, as well as scheduled live streaming sex shows and a clip store functionality where performers can sell their own clips.

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May 12th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Twins With One Mom And Two Bio-Dads

I knew this was possible in dogs (it’s pretty common when a dog in heat roams the whole neighborhood) but I didn’t know that it sometimes happens in people:

“T.M.,” the mother of the twins, was applying for benefits and told the agency her twins had been fathered by A.S., described by the New York Times as her “romantic partner.” He apparently disputed this because he did not want to pay child support, and the agency then filed a paternity suit to force him to pay. T.M. then admitted in her testimony that she had a second romantic partner (actually, the Times just calls that one an “unidentified man”) within a week of being with the first one. The court ordered a paternity test, and the results were surprising to everyone.

But not too surprising to Dr. Karl-Hans Wurzinger, a DNA expert who testified in the case [who is] known for a 1997 paper on fraternal twins with different fathers.

Basically, this can happen if, in the course of about a week, one blessed event occurs, the female ovulates again, and then she has a second romantic partner who also hits the target. Scientists refer to it as “heteropaternal superfecundation” but it is known informally as Have None of These People Ever Heard of Birth Control Syndrome. Wikipedia says this is not uncommon in animals, for reasons that probably need not be explained, but Dr. Wurzinger found that it is relatively rare in humans, occurring in one out of in 13,000 reported paternity cases. (It probably explains some regular cases of fraternal twins, but those don’t get disputed, and DNA testing wouldn’t work anyway.) Another expert quoted by the Times pointed out that DNA testing is not always necessary to detect a case of heteropaternal superfecundation, saying that the phenomenon is illustrated in medical textbooks with a picture of fraternal twins who were, shall we say, of different racial backgrounds.

From the legal blog Lowering The Bar.

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May 12th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

My Mother, The Semen Chef

 
May 11th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

The Grapefruit Blowjob

Auntie Angel’s bonus erotic technique. Really. She says “when you grapefruit your man, he has to be blindfolded” and I do not think she is wrong about that:

Found via The Internet’s Weirdest Sex Tutorials at Sneaky.

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May 10th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

A Sternly Intellectual Girlfriend

This random tweet from somebody else’s conversation reminds me strongly of someone I used to know:

I see this and I’m like “I know that girl! She was in my regular dining hall clique for a couple of years in college. I don’t think she had a whip then, but I’ll bet she has one by now…”

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