October 29th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
Screwing The Cork
There are quite a few bawdy or lewd corkscrews in this collection, but here’s the one that wins the prize for analogical directness:
Link via Silent Porn Star.
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October 28th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
Serious Aversion Therapy
You know those people who claim to have cured themselves of a smoking addiction by wearing a heavy rubber band around their wrist and *snapping* it (hard) every time they feel the urge to light up? It turns out that for some people, that’s just not a strong enough aversive stimulus. It seems they have to use a cattle prod to get the same effect:
Or, you know, it could be a kinky slave-training porn thing. Yeah, that makes more sense…
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October 28th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
How To Hide Porn
There’s a long and often-funny thread on Reddit about the best “NSFW life-hacks”. As always with Reddit, not all suggestions are wise or practical; but some of the tips for hiding porn are as ingenious as they are funny. I liked the logic behind this one:
Someone once said they put all their porn in a folder that said Star Trek: Enterprise S2. Because most people wouldn’t want to watch Star Trek; if they did, they wouldn’t want to watch Enterprise; and if they wanted to watch Star Trek Enterprise, they definitely wouldn’t want to watch season 2.
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October 26th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
Wedding Night: A Study In Human Anatomy
It’s no surprise that most of what I post on this blog comes from the sex-positive elements of our culture, because that’s what ErosBlog is all about. But it’s a serious mistake to hang out in the sex-pos bubble and forget that what we consider modern sexual values are not in fact completely prevalent in our culture. My nose was rubbed in this by a recent profile on the rural and religious and extravagantly-bearded stars of the Duck Dynasty TV show. These are men with considerable cultural cachet in 21st-century America, whatever you may think of them. I was thus intrigued by a passage in the interview in which one of the brothers appears proud of having abstained from sex until his wedding night. Noteworthy: (a) his brothers clearly think this was taking sexual morality just a bit too far, to the point of having attempted a sort of intervention; and (b) he himself acknowledges that the quality of the wedding-night sex was somewhat impaired by his resulting sexual ignorance.
Jep starts giggling. “Jase, tell about when your buddies gathered round you and said, ‘You’ve got to have sex with your girlfriend!'”
Jase kind of shrugs and smiles, and says, “I’ve never had immoral sex. My first sexual experience was on my wedding night.”
“What’d your buddies tell you, Jase?” says Jep. “‘Look, you’re not even going to know what to do!'”
Right around then, Willie, who was known to be quite the suave lady’s man back before marrying Korie, quickly crawfishes sideways into the dining area and away from any possibility of being dragged into the conversation.
“Well,” Jase continues, “on my honeymoon night, it wasn’t, like, you know — it was more like the little game Operation. It was like — ”
“A study of human anatomy?” posits Jep.
“Yeah, like, let me see what we got going on here. But you gotta remember, I’m not one into peer pressure. I didn’t drink when I was a kid, because my dad — going to the bar — I just said, ‘Whatever that is, I don’t want to do it.’ And the sex thing, I thought, ‘I’m gonna wait until I get married.’ I was six days short of 21. And she was a virgin, too.”
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October 26th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
Giving College Girls The Vapors
How’s this for a nerd fantasy? His chemistry experiment is having a most unexpected (but not unwelcome) effect on the women of the greater Gnosis College community:
The artist is Niceman, and the work is the first installment for “Squick Or Squee Week 2013″ at Erotic Mad Science — an annual tradition that I greatly enjoy.
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October 25th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
Immersion Therapy For Sex Addiction
Considering how completely bogus the whole idea of sex addiction is, the porn spoof of a sex addiction clinic at Hardcore Gangbang strikes me as rather funny. Of course the patients are in straitjackets and the orderlies are helping with the “therapy” in the padded cell, even before the “doctors” get involved. That’s how you can tell this is a serious medical condition:
If having all the sex could cure this addiction, this place would never fail a patient!
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October 24th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
“His Cock Will Help You Understand”
The ultimate mansplaining? “His cock will help you understand. It will sink in better through your ass…”
Part of a panel from a Milo Manara sex comic, as seen at Kinky Delight.
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