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February 28th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

The Freaks Are In The Library

Wise men have known this for a long time, but Daniel the Scotsman lays it out succinctly: the sexually-adventurous women you are looking for aren’t out clubbing, they’re the quiet ones with fairy smut on their Kindles.

A transcript for the impatient:

Don’t know who needs to hear this, but the freaks are not in the club. They’re in the library. They look innocent, sometimes intimidating. Sometimes you might think that you don’t wanna approach them because you might be too filthy for them.

Let me tell you this, you’re not. They’re way filthier than you. They read things that you just couldn’t even imagine yourself. And they’re written by women for women. And it’s what women want.

So if you want real tips, guys, start reading fairy smut, because you might learn a thing or two.

Ladies, tell me I’m lying.

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February 26th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Proxy Melons

Every salesman is also a showman, right? Otherwise, I’d believe this man was about to have an orgasm by proxy, handling those juicy melons of his:

scruffy looking fruit vendor is fondling two of his own juicy melons with a look of orgasmic bliss on his face as a sexy woman struts past with a pair of very similar sized breasts on display under her blouse

Photo is from a 1973 issue of the British porn magazine Late Night Extra.

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February 24th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Sucking The King’s Toes

According to this post on bsky.social:

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC, as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

The video, in context:

Yes, that’s a (presumably AI-generated) video of Donald Trump sucking Elon Musk’s toes playing underneath a text legend that says “Long live the real king.” Do we stan toe-sucking oligarchs? Well, I don’t, but I would never want to yuck your yum.

The clean .gif of just the toe sucking makes it more obvious that this particular King Elon has two left feet, which is normal life for an AI-generated monster.

Update: Sometimes my pornocalypse-sensitized curatorial instincts are super-solid. BlueSky deleted the post about this already, per an article at 404 Media. Supposedly the lame AI toe-sucking violates BlueSky’s policy on “non-consensual explicit material”. We might fairly wonder if there’s an unstated reason more compelling than that one.

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February 22nd, 2025 -- by Bacchus

More Hedy Lamarr Nudes

In the past I have twice blogged photos from Hedy Lamarr’s famous (or infamous) nude scenes in the 1933 movie Ecstasy. An article titled The True Story of Hedy Lamarr in the the June 1967 issue of Modern Man magazine included these two grainy (but different) additional views of the lovely actress in all her uncovered lacustrine and sylvan glories:

hedy lamarr swimming naked on her back in a forest pond

hedy lamarr nude in the forest with one hand hiding her pussy

Magazine caption reads:

Starring in one of world’s pioneer art movies during early Thirties, Hedy is cast as innocent nymphet whose cavorting au naturel in Austrian pond and woods merely served as prelude to seduction sequences which made Ecstasy a motion picture which still stirs frequent controversy.

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February 20th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Teased By Dangerous Women

I am impressed by the stoic demeanor of this handsome young man as he is teased on the street by a put-together pair of flirtatiously dominant women:

Their conversation goes something like this:

Dommy brunette: “I had a period of time, actually, where I was really into cat boys.”

Our man: “Would he meow? ”

Brunette: “He would meow.”

Blonde: “Yeah. And nothing hotter than like, cat ears with like a ball gag.”

Brunette, moaning: “Oh, yeah.”

Dommy Blonde: “Whilst their hands are tied.”

Brunette, appreciatively: “Mmmmmm.”

Blonde: “And they’re like crying.”

Brunette: “Tied to the bed, you know? Spread eagled.”

Our man: …

Blonde: “Are you interested? We can make it happen.

Our man: “Do I have a choice?

Blonde: “No…”

That conversation, as they say, escalated quickly!

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February 18th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Her Breathless Hunger For Cock

Her need for his cock is every bit as strong as her need for food and air, and there’s nothing she enjoys more than proving it to him:

woman deep throating a fat cock with a leather belt wrapped around her neck

Photo, via Bondage Blog, is from a 2012 Kink.com shoot.

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February 16th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Don’t Challenge This Man

 
 
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